Nick Collins
803
12-12-13
Me and Batman V.S. Evil Squirrels.
It year 2156, and evil squirrels had been breaded and brought into Eastern Kentucky somehow. We think there a bread between a squirrel and a wolf, let me just tell ya, there mean! From all the reports we have been given, it seems like every time you step in the woods u get attached. The sheriff department has called me and batman to come down in here in Eastern Kentucky to kill one of the evil squirrels to try to cut down the population down of them.
So today is Batman and I first day of coming out in the woods and searching for any signs or tracks of the evil squirrels. As of right now we are not having any luck seeing any thing from them. So we just keep ah looking around.
Finally we run up on a den, its about 5-6 foot deep, and about 10-12 foot back in the den. So I get my spotlight out and look back in the den and see all kinds of dead critters and a dead human.
So we take some pictures of the den and all the dead critters and the dead human body, and went back and took them to the sheriff's department.
It's now November 12, 2156, and it's still really cold. Its 6:00 am so where about the head to the den we found, its just about 30:00 before daylight.
Its now 9:00 am, and we haven't saw nothing but an old doe with half of its neck bit off. So we went ahead and put it out if its misery. We think a evil squirrel had attached it. So we took it back to the sheriff department and showed them.
It's now November 13 6:00 am again about 30:00 before daylight, and where heading back to the den.
It's now 9:00 am and we have not saw or heard nothing yet, so we just keep ah waiting.
It's now 10:30 am and where hearing something in front of over the hill. It's kind of staring to get us scared because it sounds like it's getting closer and closer. It's a real deep growling sound like a panther. So we just keep ah sitting here and it's it littery sounds like its right below us. OMG! Batman there it is. So I get my ar15 an shoot it in the heart and it dropped right in its tracks. We gave it a minute to make sure its dead, so we don't spook it and it doesn't run away.
So we walk over there to check it out. This sucker is HUGE! We didn't know these things where this big.
So we take it back to the sheriff's office and take a good look at it and do some research. It weighed 96 pounds, its bigger than a average dog. We also cut its belly open to se what it had been eating, it had been eating some deer, rabbits and many more critters, and its teeth are 4inches long and its claws are 5inches long.
So me and Batman have succeeded our job, and did it in a fun and safe way. We also made some quite of bit of money. We enjoy our job so much, it's so fun just to go in the wild and catch wild critters and we also learn something new every time we go in the woods. Hopefully we have helped eastern Kentucky out by taking one of these evil squirrels out, it may cut the population down.