Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters. They are the possion of Kishimoto and Shonan Jump.

Warnings: Graphic scenes if not your thing exit now. ItaXNar and IruXKaka slash.

First story so please no flames.. Read and review thank you.

It was late one Saturday afternoon when Naruto finally woke up from the late night that he didn't remember. He sat up too quickly and lost control. He threw up all over the floor beside his bed. Kakashi entered the room hearing the sounds of Naruto getting sick.

Kakashi had had a little experience with hangovers himself. So he decided to have fun with Naruto. As he entered Naruto's bedroom he slammed the door behind him. He started to clean up the mess that Naruto made and said, as loud as possible, "Good morning, sunshine!"

Naruto screamed at Kakashi while holding his ears, "STOP YELLING AT ME! I have a headache!"

Kakashi laughed and said, "I know that's the fun part. It's called a hangover. You get them when you drink too much."

Kakashi laid him back down and started to question Naruto about last night. "Do you remember anything from last night?" he whispered trying to show that he can be a little more sympathetic towards Naruto's current condition.

Naruto allowed Kakashi to lay him back down pondering the question at hand. He thought about the question for a few seconds only to realize that he couldn't remember anything. Kakashi sat on the bed and decided to change the question when he saw the puzzled look on Naruto's face. He then asked, "What do you remember?"

Naruto thought carefully about the day before. His eyes opened wide with the sudden realization of the furthest memory from day before. He replied back, "The only thing that I can remember was having eaten at the Ramen Hut after our mission."

Kakashi nodded at this and then asked, "Do you remember ANYTHING else?" Seeing the look on Naruto's sleepy hung over face he dropped the question and left the room in order to allow Naruto to rest. Kakashi only stayed with Naruto both nights because he knew very well that he allowed the poor kid to drink and he felt as if he is now responsible for the after math.

Kakashi went and sat on Naruto's couch while pulling out the new issue of Icha Icha. He picked up where he left off before the interruption from Naruto. He read…

"…He grabs her soft wet body out of the hot steamy shower and throws her on the bed. He grabs the rope from his bag of tricks and ties her to the bedposts. He begins to caress her body with gentleness and runs his fingers up and down the side of her. He begins with his foreplay and gently kisses her on the lips and heads down the side of her neck all the way down to her….."

Just as the story was staring to get good, there came a knock at the door. Irritated Kakashi answered the door, only to find that Iruka was waiting on the other side frantically. As soon as the door opened, Iruka came running in yelling, "NARUTO…Naru…," but before he could finish Kakashi pulled Iruka close covering his mouth. Kakashi whispered, "He's sleeping, so keep it down. I don't want him to wake up again."

As soon as Kakashi let go of Iruka, Iruka replied in an irritated, angry voice, "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO A KID! He is only a kid and you should know better than to give a kid alcohol! You are sick, you know that. He could have gotten hurt and…"

Kakashi threw his hands up and said to Iruka in the middle of his sentence, "I know, I know. Why do you think I'm over here like I am? Besides, the poor kid had it coming."

"What," Iruka exclaimed with a bit of outrage. "This is revenge to you? What on earth could the guy do for you to get him drunk?"

"Uh…well…..he…he…" Kakashi stammered trying to find the right words to say.

"Well!...Come on spit it out.." Iruka retorted with anger.

"He was going to blackmail me with a picture from the new Icha Icha book I got from Jariya-sun and I couldn't bear the thought of that happening so I decided to well, you know…this." Kakashi said with a shameful sigh of relief. Iruka couldn't say anything anymore knowing very well that Kakashi couldn't handle the shame that would come from the blackmail Naruto had in mind, so he dropped the conversation.

Iruka walked over to the couch and sat down with a sigh. After sitting down, he gestured Kakashi to follow. Iruka had always had a secret crush on Kakashi since the beginning and wanted to be near him. Kakashi followed the gesture and sat beside Iruka. With the way Iruka left the conversation, it created an awkward silence. They sat there nervously not knowing what to say or do. Kakashi was about to say something, but was cut short when Iruka pulled down his mask and kissed him. Kakashi was a little shocked by this sudden kiss but enjoyed it enough to continue on further. He leaned more and more in into the kiss causing Iruka to fall back further onto the couch and ended up on top of him.

Kakashi took the lead role in this action and proceeded past kissing. He took off Iruka's shirt and ran his hands along the sides of Iruka's body down towards his pants. Kakashi continued to remove all of Iruka's clothes. While Iruka took off Kakashi's clothes, Kakashi "massaged" Iruka passionately. Iruka started to let out little moans and Kakashi covered them with his kissing.

…MEANWHILE…

Naruto was still sleeping in his bedroom when someone peered into his window. Both Itachi and Kisame stood there watching the sleeping boy with satisfied looks on their faces. They tried the window and found that it was locked, so Itachi pulled out a kunai and broke the lock on the window. They entered his room in silence, taking care, not to wake Naruto. As they crawled in they could hear several moans coming from the living room so they stop to listen to make sure no one entered the room. With a sigh of relief, Itachi motioned to Kisame to help him pick up Naruto once again without waking him. Once Naruto was on Kisame's shoulder, they left the apartment bedroom heading towards the Akatsuki hideout. Kisame grinned arrogantly having left those two imbeciles doing who the hell knows what.

While they were making off with Naruto, Kakashi and Iruka continued with their fun. Trying to hide Iruka's crying of enjoyed pain; Kakashi covered his mouth with his hand and kissed his body.

Kakashi got to Iruka's nipple and started to lick it passionately. He nibbled on it for a few seconds just to make Iruka shudder. Kakashi continued to kiss down to Iruka's privates. He glanced up and started to place his mouth on Iruka's member giving him the pleasure of having a blow job. Just before Iruka came, Kakashi turned Iruka over onto his stomach.

Kakashi whispered into Iruka's ear "Get ready." As he went into Iruka, he placed his hand on Iruka's organ and began to move in and out. He started out slow at first, then he started going harder and faster to his own liking. As the pleasure continued to get worsen the moans began to get louder. They started to get hot and sweaty causing the sex to get more violent. Finally, the madness started to subside and they began to cool down.

When they finally got to the point of putting on their clothes, they decided that it would be a good idea to check on Naruto. They were walking towards the bedroom when all of a sudden Iruka just stopped walking. Kakashi turned and looked back at him and asked, "What's wrong?"

Iruka blushed and replied sheepishly, "What if he heard us?"

Kakashi looked at Iruka questionably, "US? You mean you, right!"

Iruka blushed even more than before and nodded his head. Kakashi sighed and placed a hand on Iruka's shoulder and said, "Naruto can sleep through anything, he wouldn't have woken. If he had heard us, he would have interrupted us and wondered what was happening." Iruka let out a sigh of relief as a reply.

When they reached the door, they had started to notice that something was amiss. They rushed into the room with panic and came to find Naruto was missing. They went on a mad dash throughout the apartment finally realizing that they never heard the door to the room open. They both went to the window of the bedroom and saw that the latch was broken.

Iruka stuck his head out the window and yelled, "NARUTO!"

…MEANWHILE…

Itachi stared at Naruto passionately while he was sleeping and thought to himself, "Man, this kid is a heavy sleeper." As he sat staring, Naruto started to stir but didn't wake. Itachi walked slowly over to the bed he had placed Naruto on. He sat on the bed beside Naruto and ran his hand through that golden blonde hair. Naruto stirred to the point of waking. Naruto rolled over and looked sleepily at Itachi. Naruto realized that he wasn't in his room and screamed, "WHAT THE HELL!"

Itachi placed his hand on Naruto's mouth and whispered sadistically, "Hush, my pet or I'll really make you scream." Naruto gulped audibly. Itachi smiled and was about to lean in to kiss Naruto when he heard Madara call his name. Itachi told Naruto to stay put as he walked out of the room. While he was gone, Naruto got curious and left the bed and started to walk around the room.

After talking to Madara, Itachi came back in and noticed Naruto walking around the room. Itachi said, "I thought I told you to stay put."

Naruto replied, "You can't make me!"

Itachi laughed and commented, "Want to try me?"

Naruto chuckled in a sarcastic way and looked up just in time to see Itachi standing over him. He replied with a hesitant no, but it was too late. Itachi had picked up Naruto by the waist and carried him to the bed. He pulled off the covers, revealing a set of chains connect to the wall at the top of the bed.

Naruto protested, "You can't do this to me. You have no right! I demand you to stop!"

As Naruto continued to rant on about the scene that was about to unveil, Itachi followed through with his plan. He threw Naruto on the bed and climbed onto of him to hold him down as he cuffed the chains to Naruto's wrists. Once Itachi placed the chains, he got off of Naruto only for a few minutes to find his "BAG OF TRICKS!" As Naruto struggled to get free of the chains, he watched Itachi pull out different "toys." Naruto stopped as he looked and the type of "toys" Itachi pulled out of the "BAG OF TRICKS."

As Itachi pulled out each toy, he would test it then make a comment whether or not it was a good idea to use it, then he would lay it aside. Naruto only flinched at a couple of the toys. The first was a whip. Itachi had pulled it out and crack it a couple of times then mumbled, "This is my favorite, but I'll save it for later." The other was a maid's outfit that looked just the right size. Itachi was thinking to himself how sexy Naruto would look when Naruto stop his train of thought.

Naruto busted out in a fearfully nervous voice, "Wha…What is that for?"

Itachi just smirked and said, "We will have to wait and see won't we?"

At this, Naruto tried even harder to escape, but it was no use. Itachi had taken off his Akatsuki jacket and tossed it on the desk with the toys. He grabbed a kunai, slipped it in its right place, and walked over to the bed. He climbed on top of Naruto and kissed him passionately on the lips. Naruto had frozen in mind and body, not knowing what to do. All he could think of was to close his eyes. Once his eyes were closed, he started to realize that he was kissing a man and thousands of questions entered his mind. He couldn't stop them from coming into his mind. He opened his eyes to find that Itachi was now cutting off his clothes with the kunai he had pulled out from a few minutes earlier. Right when he was about to protest this, all his clothes were already cut off.

A/N: I hope that you enjoyed this chapter. I am in the process of writing chapter 2 now. Please review and tell me what you think and any ideas are more then welcome.