Author Notes: I made this for fun, its humorus and not serious! I might make more of these.
RI will be random interwiewer. Debbie will be Ghirahim.
RI: So how about we get this interwiew over, shall we?
Debbie: Ok then, make it short I have to groom my hair before the Bokoblins see me.
RI: Got it. ( Makes a confused face for a second.) How would you describe Link?
Debbie: He has a more fabulous sword than me, 'if you know what I mean.'
RI: I don't need any explanation, could you describe him more?
Debbie: He smells like Bokoblin dung and has a cute hat.
RI: Next question, do you date anyone?
Debbie: Why would you ask that!
RI: Its just a interwiew, we would like you to respond with a fine awnser.
Debbie: Yeah... I date Vatti.
RI: Would you care to explain why?
Debbie: His eye ball is big, and he looks like me. And hes sexy purple!
RI: ... Next question, how do you care for Demise?
Debbie: I care by showering with him. I also play hide naked and seek for a hug with him.
RI: How-
Debbie: Will you play hide naked and seek for a hug with me!
RI: No!
Debbie: ( Starts sniffing.) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
RI: Stop crying!
Debbie: ( Cries louder.) !
Assistant: ( Whispering.) You will get fired if he cries sir.
RI: Fine, I will play hide naked and seek for a hug with you.
Debbie: Yay! ( Grabs RI's pants.)
RI: Not yet! First you need to awnser a couple more questions.
Debbie: Fine, straight dude.
RI: ...Ok. In Skyward Sword, who irritated you the most?
Debbie: Fi, the only reason Link won was because of her.
RI: But I beat you with out using Fi's-
Debbie: SHES THE ONLY REASON I LOST!
RI: …...Ok. Last question.
Debbie: Good, I need to put my perfume on soon.
RI: …... What is your favorite thing about Skyward Sword?
Debbie: MY ASS! Its so damn sexy!
RI: …... Why?
Debbie: Because you need to suck my fabulous ass!
RI: …...Alright lets go then!
Debbie: WAIT! You still need to play hide naked and go seek for a hug with me!
RI: Turn the camera off!
Debbie: No way sweaty! ( Teleports their clothes leaving a trail of diamonds behind.)
RI: TURN IT OFF!
Camera guy: Sorry what did you say, I was filming Ghirahims fat- Whoah!
Debbie: I will count to one. When I find you I hug you!
RI: ( Screams and runs out of the studio.)
Debbie: ONE! HERE I COME TO HUG YOUR NOT AS FABULOUS ASS!
RI: ( Hides behind a table.) I'm safe.
Camera guy: There he is!
RI: NO!
Debbie: Come here wiggly! ( Chases RI out of the building.)