I don't own any of these characters. I just like the Louise and Logan pairing :) I made it to where Logan was only 4 years older than Louise. So while she is 18 in this he is only 22. :) please review and let me know what you think. I love bobs burgers and I'm surprised that there isn't more fanfic for it
Louise
"Its official, I'm going to gut punch that fool!"
All the eyes in the restaurant turned on me after my violent outburst. Even my father peaked out from behind the grill.
"Louise what's going on now?"
"Bob! You stick to what you do best! BURGERS! I'll be busy with what I do best! DOLING OUT REVENGE!"
Sure enough he rolled his eyes and went back to flipping burgers. As far as he was concerned I was nearly out of high school now and soon would be wreaking havoc on the rest of society outside of Wagstaff High.
Senior year was halfway over. And the ONE TIME, well mainly the only time, I'd trusted a guy I'd gotten my face smashed into the concrete of reality! Reality being that guys were assholes and always would be! I should have learned with the ass hat that I'd trusted freshman year not to do this again. I mean that guy had even had me hating him when I was only 9!
"GENE!"
"He's upstairs Louise, working on some musical about natural body functions for the museum or something." My dad was still flipping burgers and talking through the order window some more about something he needed me to help him with as I walked out the front door to walk up to the house.
As soon as I stepped inside I heard a melody of farts and burps to follow.
"Gene I've gotta say, the whole sense of immaturity and efforts to be obnoxious finally paid off. Who would have thought that a museum would keep you around for all their disgusting musical needs and pay you as well?"
"That's where you're wrong. I never had to put in effort to be obnoxious. You're just jealous that you're still stuck in school and I'm finally free!"
I wasn't the only one shocked that my dear old clumsy obnoxious brother had grown taller instead of wider when puberty hit. I seriously thought he'd be pudging around the rest of his life. But unlike me, high school had been kind to him. He'd made the varsity football team and the more touchdowns he'd made the more people overlooked his weirdness. And that had in turn helped cover my own ass from the cold heartless bitch of high school cliques, no one wanted to brush off the little sister of the star and cause him to quit the team. Too bad that mentality hadn't stuck after Gene had even more surprisingly graduated high school.
Not that I formed to any one group. I liked being on my own. I hated the fake barbies in my school. They all listened to shit music and couldn't wait to throw themselves at boys. And the boys were the exact same. The couple friends I did end up having had already graduated.
I grabbed him around his shirt collar and starting shaking him but no matter how much force I put into it he wouldn't budge in the slightest.
"Do you remember your dear friend Kevin? Do you Gene!?"
"Yea, well we weren't really friends, but yea." Gene looked at me and I could tell he remembered him.
"If I were to ask you, say what his deepest darkest fear was, would you know?"
"Spiders! The other guys played a prank on him when he was a freshman with spiders and he didn't show up to school for nearly a week!"
I laughed to myself….let's see if Kevin ever thought messing with me again would be a good idea. And let's see how much Millie still wants to go to the winter formal with him after he has a major spaz attack in front of the whole school.