Just a normal day in Nerima
by dinogrande
Okay this is my 1st fic. so if you don't like it, YOU know what to do…DON'T BODER ME
Disclaimer: Whatever series I may involve in this fic. REMEMBER I DON'T own them I'm just messing with the characters… REALLY I don't own them if I did I'd be rich… and if you're suing me, them first you have to eat a lot o spinner…
NOW on with the story…..
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Prologue
It was a sunny day in Nerima with the usual screams of…
"Foul Sorcerer I shall smite the so that the pigtailed goddess and the fair Akane Tendo may flee from your foul spell and confess their undying love to me" I don't need to tell you who said that.
"Airen take Shampoo on date?" another one…
"Shampoo my love I will kill Saotome and you will see who deserves your love" sends chains yo-yo's, arrows, daggers, needles, bananas, bombs… (catch my breath) … rhinos, hippos, old women's (NO Colone and Happosai are not among them), Holy water, some of Akane's cooking ( WHAT?! The Americans secret services are using it as base for new bio weapons, anyway) to a red mailbox … enough said.
"Ranchan when are you going to take your cute fiancé on a date." Another one who shall remain nameless.
"Ranma because of you I've seen hell. Prepare to die." Another one…
"Ranma-sama why don't you leave those peasants and come and find true happiness whit me." Is there an eco here?
"RANMA NO BAKA!!! Stop picking on Ryouga-kun and stop being a pervert" says an uncute tomboy.
Yes it was a sunny day in Nerima, the walls were demolished, the cars were totalled, a black tornado was dancing on the sky, several craters on the ground, red lightning's firing on every direction…
BLACK TORNADO?!?! RED LIGHTNING'S?!?! ok now even I am confused…
"OI Ranma any idea what is going on?" I ask
"How the fk should I know? Can't you see I'm busy."
I turn to one of the God's who by the way is name is Fluffy (he is going to be the really, really, really, really, really, really, BADGUY) that is right next to me (THAT'S RIGHT IN THIS STORY I'M GOD. YOU ARE ALL MY MINIONS, BOW BEFORE ME) "Any ideas?"
"You are always the same you start something and then forget what you're doing… Fine I'll give YOU the short version… It all started at Jusenkyo, the valley of the accursed springs, where some panda who can't read Chinese to save his life…"
"I ALREADY KNOW THAT!!! TELL ME WHAT THE F.U.C.K. ARE THOSE RED LIGTNING'S AND BLACK TORNADO ARE" for those who don't know what F.U.C.K. is, it stands for Failed Universe Crossover Killing
"….." Fluffy answers me.
"…..?!" I ask
"…… I have no idea" Fluffy
The Rister scale pick something strong for a second but it vanished on the next, the scientists run of screaming 'the end of the world is near' thingy
When everybody recovered from the facefault "Aw that was bad…" 10 minutes later every one still looking at me (I know I'm cute, pretty, dazzling, they can't take their eyes of me and… something… I guess) "… now I remember"
Again the Rister scale picked something strong for a second but in the next vanished, doctor Frankenstein screamed "It's alive, It's alive, IT'S ALIVE" poor guy was shoot down whit a tranquilizer.
"Okay it's something like this…it's…" I start thinking and…
"SPEAK UP ALREADY" they scream
"… It's a secret."
Sad saying the Rister scale will never be the same, nor will the scientists.
" Hey if I tell you guys every thing you won't do a Damn" Now I'm pissed and you guys know what I do when I'm pissed? Absolutely nothing "you'll just have to find out what those tornados do and … ups I said to much BYE" me and the gods remove ourselves from the story but FEAR NOT WE SHALL BE BACK WHEN THE SPRING TIME OF YOUTH IS APON US… okay now were did that come from? I must be going crazy, now on with the story… I think?
"Um he said that 'that' black tornado does something…" Colone says
"What are you talking about old gull?" Ranma ask completely clueless
BONK "Who are you calling old gull?"
"RANMA NO BAKA, even whit old women you are a PERVERT" says the uncute tomboy grabbing her super mega ultra mallet-sama model X-2 Voltron Power Mega Zord 1.1.1.8 - With has a clock, GPS, MSN, MP3, radio. Her handle is made out of titanium alloy, runes and Phoenix feathers the head made of anger aura feeding Adamandrium ( "what do you guys think she was doing on Mount Phoenix? Ummm?" Thor looks at his small tiny Mjolnir and says "Where the hell did she get that super mega ultra mallet-sama model X-2 Voltron Power Mega Zord 1.1.1.8?!?!?") and sends Ranma flying to the center of the black tornado, the golf players would have been proud of such a feat that was a "hole in one" no doubt.
"What did I doooooooooooooooooooo?" and our fearless hero is sent to the unknown.
"Stupid kitchen destroyer why do that? Now Shampoo can't get date until Airen came back." Says the amazon girl.
"Shampoo I will go on a date whit you" says the blind duck hugging the insane kendo boy
"At last I have defeated the foul sorcerer. Come my fearsome tigress and pigtailed goddess so that now you can show your true filings for myself."
"PERVERT" duck and kendo boy met the street floor, and street floor met duck and kendo boy.
On the other side of the black tornado (YES this black tornado is a dimension portal crossing thingy) a young martial artist was making a smooth landing…
… face first of course on the hot spring of Hinata Sou.
"WWWWWaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
"PERVERT" he eared a female scream.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This is my first chapter let me know what you think, until next time… I think?!?!?!?