John was signing at Wal-Mart for the release of Legendary DVD. He was getting hungry and didn't have time to go get food at a restaurant so he had to pick something out of the deli at Wal-Mart. He ate some ribs and mashed potatoes and a large tea, he ate fast and went back to signing. When it was time to leave, he ate some more at the deli since his lunch was so good he wanted some more. He ate and then went back to his hotel room, he wasn't feeling so good.
He opened up the door fast and locked it shut, and then he ran to the bathroom and puked his guts out. He then took a hot relaxing bath thinking it would help, it didn't he just made him sicker. He knew Randy was busy at a house show and being a champion he had more things to do. John laid on the bed trying to tough it out but couldn't, he called Randy. John was the only one that had Randy's number and he told John call anytime, anyplace and he would come as fast as he could. Well this was the time and John tried to call the number he was shaking so bad. "John what's the matter? You sound sick." "Thanks babe that helped, I am sick and I got food poisoned." "Babe, you still in the room we were at last night?" "Yeah babe, I'm still here." "I'm on my way baby, Aw, I'm so sorry you are sick." John puked up more and Randy knew he was needed very bad.
Randy opened the door with his key and found John still hugging the toilet. "Babe, I didn't you to pull out of the show tonight, I tried very hard to do this on my own but I couldn't, I made myself sicker." John cried in Randy's chest." "Shush babe, I came to the place where my most important thing is, babe you are shaking." "Yeah and freezing." "Baby, let me get you in the tub." "I've already tried that it wouldn't work." "It will work now, babe, you just need my magic." "You seem to always cheer me up even when I am sick." Randy kissed John hard. "That is because I bring the southern comfort with me babe and I will make you better." "It's helping babe. Mmm, that's right babe you are my southern comfort and I love you. Ahh you make me feel good while washing my back." "I want my baby better, I hate seeing you like this. Let's get out, I don't want you to get sicker."
Randy had the towel opened and wrapped it up around John's body and planted sweet kisses on him. "Babe, I'm so weak can you put my long shirt on me?" "You know I will babe." Randy wanted to do what he did the night before but he knew John wasn't capable of having that done to him, he was weak. He laid John on the bed and laid beside him, "Babe, lets get you under the sheets." Randy got off the bed and undone the covers and tucked John in. Randy went beside John and got under the covers and started to rub John's back as he kissed his neck and John was falling asleep on his shoulder.
John woke up the next morning and was feeling great, he looked over beside him and seen Randy smiling, "You feeling better?" "Yes babe, thanks to my Southern Comfort!" "I told you babe, I'm the Southern Comfort and I'll always be here for you when ever you need me or want me and I'll never leave you, I love you so much." "I love you too Randy."