1 day there was a flashlight guy
he was in a very dark room but being a flashlight he lit up
then... he saw another flashlight..
he falled in love with the other flashlight...

"hi" the flashlight guy said

"hi i thinkl ur hot" said the flashlight lady

"i think ur h0t 2" said the flashlight guy

"wanna do a thing" both of them said

"sure" both of them said then.. they did flashlight babbying

"r u turned on?" said the flashlight guy

"o yes" said the flashlight lady

then they ran out of batteries loving each other then some guy walked in and through the flashlight away
the ned?