KENDER: Family Issues
LandonSmith - (Rated R for Intense Scenes, Language, Graphic Nudity and Broken Nintendo Tablet)
Ender - FELLFER FELLR FELLER FELLER
Cristal π₯ - YES ENDER
Ken - papi please stop
Cristal π₯ β no
Ender - *grabs belt*
no
Ken - I can't take no more.
I want to die
Ender - Good
Cristal π₯ - Okay
Ender β Go to your closest
Ken - I'm hiding in the closet dad.
f*ck you
Ender - you better
*grabs belt*
Cristal π₯ - I needa to pee
Ken - no, I'm an independent woman
Cristal π₯ - saame
Julius Caeser - CHILDREN PLZ STAHP
Ender - NO YOU LIVE UNDER MY HOUSE SO YOU GOTT LISTEN TO MY RULES FELLER
Cristal π₯ - does your stick turn into a hole ken
Ken - all my friends are dead my dad is in my bead. no dad not the belt god I need help
Ender - don't make me hit you
Ken - what if I like it.
jk
Cristal π₯ - HAHAHAHAHA
Ender - ok that is it
*hits ken*
Ken - f*ck you
Will - please no
Ender - *grabs gun*
I am done you're a disappoint to our family
Cristal π₯ - I'm sleeping to this
Ken - I have a future
well sh*t
Ender - no, you don't
*points gun at ken*
Ken - f*ck you dad I knew I was a mistake
Cristal π₯ - Relationship goals
Ken - no
Ken - this is child abuse
Ender - no this is ken abuse
Cristal π₯ - But you're older than dad
Ken - Where's the child support b*tch
Ender - B*TCH YOUR GONNA DIE
*SHOOTS KEN*
Ken - come at me bro
*ken dodged then whipped out joycon*
Ender - B*TCH COME HERE
*RELOADS*
Ken - no, I've got my joycon out
Ender - I AM GONNA SHOOT YOUR JOYCON IF YOU DONT PUT IT BACK IN THE PANTS FELLER
Ken - all my friends are dead dad get out of my bed. I don't want the belt
Ender - feller you're gonna get the gun
Ken - dad I can do what I want
Ender - no, you can't
Ken - screw u
Ender - DIS IS WHY YOUR ADOPTED
Ken - I have a wiener so I can make my own decisions, and u don't
ohhhh
Ender - dis is why mom left us
Ken - no this is why mom left u
Ender - CAUSE OF YOUR STUPID
Cristal π₯ - OHHHHH
Ken - it's just satire
LandonSmith - THIS IS WHY MOM DOESNT F*CKING LOVE YOU
Ender - that is it feller
*grabs belt*
Will - Exposed.
Cristal π₯ - LMFAOOOOOO what a night
LandonSmith - exposed
Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
Ken - Screw u
*Ken screams and runs in closet*
Ender - COME HERE FELLER
Ken - is this rape
Ender - tf ken I am your dad come out of the closest
MILFs are people too - and not single f*ck was given on that day
LandonSmith - close-it
Ken - no I don't want to I'm having my me time
Cristal π₯ - Can I join
Ender - I have free Nintendo switches?
LandonSmith - A challenger approaches
Cristal π₯ - (IM SCREAMMMING)
Ender - KEN I AM GONNA BEAT YOU TO DEATH IF YOU DONT COME OUT
Cristal π₯ - (JAHAHAHAA)
Ender - 3!
Ken - shut up I'm done and I'm coming for u
Ender - 2!
1!
Ken - 420 blaze it'
LandonSmith - *cues jaws music*
Cristal π₯ - Cumming for dad?
ewwww
Ender -
*Busts down door*
Ken - oh sh*t
he's cumming
Ender - WHERE ARE YOU FELLER
*AIMS BELT AT KEN*
LandonSmith - rip
Ken - hshhshshshs
Ender - *Hit ken with belt*
Cristal π₯ - I like it
Ken - oh god this is why mom left us
BEAN MACHINE - this is rape
Ender - SCREW YOU KID
*SLAPS KEN*
Ken - because you couldn't stop having these intentions
your lust was too great
Ender - *grabs Nintendo switch*
AND SCREW YOUR STUPID GAME
LandonSmith - (12 Years A Slave 2 [2019])
Ken - THATS IT U SON Of Donkey Kong's butthole
Ender - *throws switch on the floor*
Ken - nooooooooooooo
Ender - *stomps on it*
Ken - *grabs joycon*
Ender - PUT THAT THING DOWN
Ken - no, it's time
Ender - WE DONT NEED THIS
HELIXBOI - (rip Kens Nintendo switch 2017-2017)
Ken - so let's freakin do this
Ender - *grabs gun*
PUT IT DOWN
Cristal π₯ - make sure to pull out
Ken - *epic montage starts*
Ender - *epic anime battle music starts*
I said put it down
Ender - points at ken put it down
Cristal π₯ - LMFAOOOOO
Ender - lmfao
Cristal π₯ - (Rachel missed all thus)
BEAN MACHINE - (but it's a battle)
Ken - *ken grabs joycon*
*pops ender in mouth
*ender stabs ken with belt and does a back flip but ken grabs ender by leg and throws him on bed*
*dad gets stuck in bed and ken grabs pro control and stabs ender. but ender has a plan b.*
*but wait mom walked in*
Cristal π₯ - goos
HELIXBOI - *Rachel comes outta no where*
Ken - o sh*t
Cristal π₯ - CONTINUE
LandonSmith - (Rachel missed out)
Cristal π₯ - *mom films the sexy tape*
Ken - now she thinks that were gay and then we find out I'm adopted so ken
*grabs his switch joycon strap and hangs dad, then looks at mom*
Ender - Rip ender
dead
Cristal π₯ - WTF
Ken - o crap but dad is still alive
he just had to reset his game
Ender - ken son why...
MILFs are people too -
(dad is kill, but who wuz phone?)
Ken - got em
Cristal π₯ - soo when the incest threesome?
Ender - *grabs gun and shoots ken in the leg*
got em
Ken - *mom walks in (waddup its dat boi)*
*ken cries in tears because his dad is preparing to prepare the meat.*
(could this be the end?)
Ender - *Crystal aka sister of ken comes in*
Cristal π₯ - hi
Ken - but no
*ken whips out etika and starts screaming joycon boys through his nose*
oh yeah
Ender - *Ender comes back from the dead*
feller I am back
Ken - *gets in the bed*
o crap why have the gods forsaken me
Ender - *Does a backflip*
I aint doing dis sh*t again feller
Ken - *ken grabs joycon pops ender in mouth*
*ender stabs ken with belt and does a back flip but ken grabs ender by leg and throws him on bed*
*dad gets stuck in bed and ken grabs pro controller and stabs ender. but ender has a plan b.*
*but wait mom walked in*
Ender - WE JUST DID THIS
MILFs are people too - (IF JESUS WAS KILL THEN WHO WAS FACEBOOK?!)
Ken - no sh*t
Ender - *SHOOTS KEN*
I AINT DOING THIS AGAIN
*grabs bomb*
Ken - (well this must be the end but then oh wait)
*crystal pops ender with an amiibo while spinning a fidget spinner*
Cristal π₯ - Yes
Ken - idk why
Ender - *ender flies away into the sunset*
Ken - *but on that day kens heart grew 30 times too small*
Ender - dis story is more confusing then the zelda time line
Will - True.
Ken - *but then pluto walked in and alex left ken for the dead*
*but wait is that no oh god no, its speed gamer with a belt*
superretartedgaming - (Lol)
Ender - oh nose
Cristal π₯ - (HAHAHAHAHA)
Ender - (LOL)
BEAN MACHINE - (it went from feller to daddy no to death so fast)
Will - (lol)
Ender - *speed is screaming "WHITE WII U GAME PAD"*
Will - (lol)
Ken - *Rachel grabbed Ken said "The FitnessGramβ’ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds... The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal."*
Ken - I don't know
Ender - NANI?
Ken - nani bioi
ima comin feller
Ender - FELLER I AM GONNA KILL EVERYONE CAUSE IS ENDER DAY AND ENDER DAY ALL DISCORD CRIME IS LEGAL
Ken - ima commin feller
Ender - YES
*goes mental*
(wkgbrlfdjvnbkjgfj;rltjnbjer'bv)
*shoots crystal*
*shoots gap*
Cristal π₯ - WOAHH
Ender - *shoots will*
Ken - *and Ken knew exactly what to do*
Ender - *shoots Evan*
*shoots johnos*
Ken - (ffffffffffffffffffffffdffffffffffffffdffdfdfdfffffdffdfdffdffdfdfdfdffdfdfd)
Ender - *shoots bean*
*points gun at ken*
Ken - someone please off me now
MILFs are people too - (if I am kill then who sucks at youtube?)
Ken - what if it's not a gun
Ender - oh
*throws wiener at crystals dead body*
Cristal π₯ - (I'm the only girl on here who actually stays and enjoys this)
Ender - well then
can I kill u?
SpeedGamer Ink - Hey
Will - Hi.
Cristal π₯ - sure
Ender - OH I FORGOT TO KILL SPEED
*SHOOTS SPEED*
Ken - thats it
*ken rips out belt at ender and says what he needed to say the whole time*
*pause*
(ohohohohohohohhhofhffffffffffffwwwwwwwwddwdwdwwddwdwddfffeflw)
Ender - THERE
SpeedGamer Ink - What I do?
Cristal π₯ - IM CRYING
BEAN MACHINE - *then Bean machine showed up and shot himself in the head so he can be in the story*
SpeedGamer Ink - Do u want me dead?
Ken - thats it (pppppppppppppppp) in my but (fffffffffffffffff)f*ck you freaking want (yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy) meeeee
Ender - KEN GO F*CKING KILL YOUR SELF
Ken - I will
Ender - U F*CKING SCRUB OR I WILL KILL U
Cristal π₯ - Yay!
Ken - I will
Ender - GOOD NIBBA
Ken - but that doesn't make sense
Ender - FELLER
Ken - I either die or u kill me but either way I die
Ender - good
Ken - I hate u
SpeedGamer Ink - I'm just gonna cry myself to sleep goodnight
Ender - I hate u 2 feller
Ken - I won't sleep tonight with dad in the bed
Ender - Good
Cristal π₯ - nooo
Ender - mom never loved you anyways
Ken - right back at u scrub
Ender - feller
dis is why your adopted
BEAN MACHINE - (heh)
Ender - better keep that mouth close HAAA
Ken - why
Ender - cause I am gonna stab it
Ken - that makes no sense
Cristal π₯ - he gonna pop that joycon in
xX_JESUS_HENTAI_CHRIST_Xx - (lolwuht)
Ender - dis discord makes no sense
BEAN MACHINE - *then this mofo walks in and does anal to ender*
Ken - ur life makes nos nese
Ender - I don't have a life
Ken - what in tarnation
BEAN MACHINE - wot
Ender - you're in a comma
LEMME SMASH
Ken - wot in tarnation
lemme smash
Ender - BECKY LEMME SMASH
Cristal π₯ - yes
Ken - ben is a hoe
Ender - F*CK BEN IS A HOE
xX_JESUS_HENTAI_CHRIST_Xx - I got blue
Ken - I can get ya blue
BEAN MACHINE - (XD)
Ender - B*TCHES LIKE BLUE
BEAN MACHINE - blue and yellow
no
Cristal π₯ - I can't deny that
Ender - oh
Ken - oh yeah
Cristal π₯ - (it's 2:23 AM)
Ender - FEller FEller FEller Feller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller FEller
Will - (1:23 here.)
Ken - kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me
Ender - but your dead already
Cristal π₯ - I'm hungry
Ken - that's what u think
xX_JESUS_HENTAI_CHRIST_Xx - (RAVIOLI RAVIOLI TOASTER IN THE BATHIOLI)
Ken - hahahhahaahhahahaha
Cristal π₯ - (hit me up with that wendys)
Ender - lemme smash you in smash bros HA
ha
ha
ha
(kill me)
Cristal π₯ - (KEN LIKES KAYLA CONFIRMED)
BEAN MACHINE - *then ender accidentally grabbed Nicolas cage's cock*
Ender - we already knew dis crystal
Cristal π₯ - it's okay
its normal
ur a growing boy
Ender - just play with your joycon on a private time
Cristal π₯ - he always ready
Ken - I'm always Reggie
Adolf Hitler - Gas Ken
Cristal π₯ - ken is never safe
yes
xX_DaNk_MemEz_Xx - (so dank)
Cristal π₯ - okay
Julius Caeser - (I WILL CONQUER YOU SO HARD!)
Ender - call me general feller
no
but you can get the belt
Ken - Adolf Hitler are u freaking kidding me
Cristal π₯ - mhh is it gucci belt?
Julius Caeser - (IMMA REK U LIEK I REKT GAUL)
Ken - this is what I come back too
Ender - nibba who's ken?
Cristal π₯ - ken?
Ender - my name is Een
Cristal π₯ - who dat?
Ken - ok
Ender - Screw the overlord
Cristal π₯ - yes
Ken - u thot
Ender - no u
Ken - I will eviscerate u
Ender - bet
Ken - ok feller
Ender - square up nibba
Cristal π₯ - sooooo ken x ender?
Ken - I'm like twice the size of you
Ender - meet me at 7/11 feller
no rules
final destinations
Ken - I will and I'm bringing the belt
Ender - no items
Cristal π₯ - THATS MY SPOT B*TCH
NAH
YALL CAN'T
Ender - only belts
Ken - why am I doing this
what is life
why am I here
I don't understand
Ender - ken we still chill?
Ken - hahahahhhahaah good one feller
Ender - hahahah I know right feller
Ken - heck ya we can chill
(I'm done)
Ender - same
Cristal π₯ - bromance
Ken - idk
wow
really
EPOLOUGUE:
Ken - I cant even type
Cristal π₯ - koli loisjiam
Ender - we just made an anime
Ken - no I'm just bad at typing
Miyamoto
Ender - ender for smash
Cristal π₯ - JULIUS CEASER HAS ME DES
Ender - ken for smash
Cristal π₯ - DED
Ender - MAKE IT HAPPEN
Cristal π₯ - lets smash ken
dumb - Let smash ken
Ender - woah crystal
Ken - got em
Cristal π₯ - idk why she is
Ender - DONT START THIS SH*T AGAIN
DONT REBOOT THE ANIME OKS
Ken - no pls stop
Cristal π₯ - strip?
Ender - crystal
no
Ken - or I'm gettin the belt
Ender - FELLER BET
Cristal π₯ - YESS KEN
honestly why am I here
like this is sad
Ender - let's never talk about dis night ever again
Cristal π₯ - this is a hidden night
Ender - let the ender & ken anime die in a hole
hole
Cristal π₯ - I'm dead here
Will - Rip
Cristal π₯ - Yea I feel like it really hurt him
Will - What happened?
(but little did they know that BEAN MACHINE had scribed the whole thingβ¦)