Eh, well. Lack of Yullen one-shots were driving me crazy.
This was taken from my other crack multi-chap, 'It's Fanfiction, Allen!' (go read it!) which I'm currently having this massive writer's block on so it's updating really slowly. Made some modifications, but the kawaiiness is retained as much as possible.
WARNING: OOCness, kawaiiness, shoujo sparkles, bad English.
Enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own DGM.
"It is the fourth day that someone has mysteriously put sweets in my locker." Allen Walker sighed kawaiily while flowers and heart-shapes started surrounding him, as he took the sweets out from his locker in the hallway. He was honoured that someone would care to give him sweets everyday. However, the person who was giving him the sweets pretty much had no hope.
The moyashi had his eyes set on the school senior, Kanda Yuu, who had long silky hair and was the most sugoi in school, and it was most likely not Kanda Yuu who was going so low to give a commoner like him sweets.
He headed up to class, not seeing the forementioned senior who was peeking from the dustbin in the corner to see how his moyashi, the love of his life, had reacted. Unfortunately, the dustbin had been too enclosed for the raven-haired bishounen to hear what Allen was saying.
The next day, the moyashi and his best friend, Lenalee, were going to the lockers. "I wonder who your secret admirer is, Allen!" Lenalee squealed, as they moved down the corridor to get their things for the next class. The moyashi stopped in his tracks as they were nearing their lockers as he noticed Kanda walk to his locker and drop something in, before walking off coolly like a boss. Was Kanda his secret admirer?
Lenalee saw that as well, and got the same idea. "Maybe it is your crush, Kanda Yuu, who's giving you the sweets!" She squealed again.
Inside, moyashi's kokoro was going doki doki. Maybe it really was him! When he opened his locker, the sweets fell out. The sweets were definitely not there the last time the moyashi had checked the locker, which was barely two hours ago, before his first class. It was almost hard to believe, but the truth was there in plain sight. Was he going to believe his eyes? Obviously he had to.
The next day, the moyashi got to his locker early, before Kanda came, in order to confront the senior. He really wanted to know if it was Kanda. He also did not want to get his hopes up in case they would be crushed.
Soon, he spotted a tall, long-haired teenager walking down the hallway like a boss, and started kyaaaing, before realising that he was in plain sight.
The moment Kanda saw moyashi, they both widened their eyes. "Is it you who is giving me the sweets?" Moyashi nervously asked. Moyashi looked at Kanda's big yaoi hand, which was holding the sweets tightly, and realised that it indeed was Kanda who was his secret admirer! Kanda found that very moe of moyashi.
Solemnly, he said "Moyashi-chan, you make my kokoro go doki doki." Kanda immediately slammed moyashi against the lockers and gave him a deep kiss which involved a lot of tongue work. The moyashi's lips were so soft like feathers. After the kiss, they stared at each other, and moyashi gave Kanda a big hug. They became boyfriends and husbands and loved each other for the rest of their lives. Until they died.
THE END.
I'll probably delete this sometime, hahas!
It's so fail. Even for a supposed kawaii one. And NO, I'm not a troll or anything - this is crack. It's supposed to be this weird and stuff.
Anyway, reviews are much appreciated, although there's really nothing to review this shit on!