Harry Potter Parody
In the Bathroom
Characters:
Harry Potty (Harry Potter)
Ron Sinkley (Ron Weasley)
Hermeriode Cream (Hermione Granger)
Dumblefloor (Dumbledore)
Loofa Feelgood (Luna Lovegood)
Draco Bathtoy (Draco Malfoy)
Pebble FromMybottom (Nevielle Longbottom)
Lord Moldywort (Lord Voldemort)
Scene 1
Harry: *sigh*
Ron: What's wrong Harry? You look a little flushed.
Pebble: The young Master was sick last night: Harry always has to put up with that
Hermeriode: Harry! I found out we need to use the Plunger of Gryffindor to get rid of the Horocruxes!
Harry: I don't feel up to it Hermeriode.
Draco: *to Hermeriode* Filthy Mudbutt…
Ron: Don't you dare call Hermeriode that! Cunfundo! *flush sound*
Loofa: Look what I found! New scrolls from Diagon Alley, and they're two ply!
Lord Moldywort: Harry, It's time to battle.
Dumblefloor: Use the force Harry, the force….
Harry: Ok, I will use my force…. FARTICUS! *flush sound*
All: YAY! HARRY SAVED US!
