Hey guys! This is my first Naruto fic so yeah.
S-Class Mission
"Rokudaime-sama, gomen but my students are unwilling to take that mission again" an unknown jounin sensei's voice said followed by noises of agreement.
"I still have scars" one of the genin told the amused yet exasperated young hokage.
"I ran out of kunai and shuriken because the damn cat ate it!" the other two yelled.
"WE ARE NEVER TAKING THIS MISSION AGAIN!"All of them said together.
Rokudaime Hokage Naruto raised an eyebrow (he had practiced!) as he thought to himself "it has been 8 years and Tora is still making my life hell"
"Actually no genin will ever have to take this mission again because I have decided on something" Naruto said smirking victoriously.
"Which is" The jounin asked suspiciously. He was starting to get a bad feeling about this. The Hokage began to laugh maniacally. Everyone else in the room sweat dropped. A single thought ran through their minds; Yep, the Hokage has finally lost it.
"Either I will send ANBU squads to assassinate the devil kitty or I will rank it as an S-Class" The Hokage said and started laughing like an evil maniac. The genin squad started inching away from Naruto. Slowly his laughter died down.
"But then we may never again receive missions from the daimyo, which is why this mission is now reclassified to an S-rank. You are now dismissed. Oh, and be sure to send in the ANBU that are outside" Naruto said
"Umm… OK?" They replied.
He hired ANBU to look for a cat?! GAAHHH! He is insane! The jounin and his genin team thought as they walked out of the Hokage Tower.
"Inu, Neko, Torri; your mission is to capture [insert DUN DUN DUN] Tora the Hell Cat" The hokage told the ANBU agents.
"Of course Hokage-sama" Torri replied
"How hard could it be?" Inu said arrogantly
You'll see Naruto smiled as he went back to his paperwork.
"Never mind, I take it back" Inu cried and ANBU normally never cried. They were covered in scratches, bite marks, twigs and leaves. The ANBU squad watched the Fire Daimyo's wife squeeze Tora in morbid fascination. Tora's face was red from lack of oxygen.
"Just a little harder, squeeze a little harder" Neko muttered under his breath hoping for Tora's death. Torri was not there due to the fact that she was in the hospital. Not only had Tora eaten their weapons and jutsus, our favorite evil kitty had also managed to claw out Torri's right eye and eat it.
This is just an idea of how far Naruto might take the hatred of the Tora mission. So if you liked it please review, favorite or follow. Thanks guys. =D
Ja ne!