"Oi, Rory, are you coming or not?" a flame-haired girl yelled, clearly quite upset. She stole a glance at the man at the other side of the cavernous room, who was shushing her.
"Amy, Sexy here," at this he patted the glowing console in front of him, "needs a break, and voices at decibels above 50 will not help that." Amy growled at him. "I. Don't. Care. If You Want Me To Calm Down. We have been waiting for ages already!" Another woman popped up from behind the Doctor.
"Mother, Dad's just trying to prepare for what's outside. It has been a rough tumble-about this trip." Her curly blonde hair bobbed as she spoke, giving her the appearance of a large bobblehead. Amy glared at the Doctor again.
"On the topic of the trip, we are NOWHERE NEAR Lonwar, like you promised us! You said we'd get to see fiery oceans and valleys filled with black snow! And that the natives had teal skin and furry feelers!" Now she was steaming. "And when I looked outside, you know what I saw?" she shrieked at the Doctor.
"N-no." he stuttered.
"Earth. Plain old boring Earth!" The women in camo smiled.
"It sounds like your getting bored with your home planet now, Mother." Amy looked embarrassed. The Doctor cut in.
"Anyways, I checked all the energy signals and radiation signals. According to the TARDIS, we're in another dimension. River, get your coat. Amy, feel free to scream for Rory, but like this." He whisper-screamed.
"Okay," Amy whisper-screamed back. River had already procured a tan coat that looked like it should've belonged to a rich person playing putt-putt in a private golf course. The Doctor looked suprised.
"River, you know that's my fifth me coat. You're supposed to wear this with it." With a dramatic flourish, he whipped a stalk of celery out of his pocket. She chuckled.
"Sweetie, lets just go." His face turned bright red, and Amy could hear his face as it smushed itself into the TARDIS doors.