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You can expect teh next episode on Saturday (not on this page, so follow me if you wanna see it). Also, expect a Teen Titans oneshot sometime soon.

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Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans. If I did, BB and Rae would've hooked up by now.

When Heroes Go Stale, Pt. 1

The Teen Titans were all asleep when they got the call, but it's not their fault. If they weren't going through puberty, they wouldn't be so flawed.

Robin woke up when it sounded, and alerted the others in a flash.

And off they went, heading to the other side of the city, where a jewelry store was being robbed.

Usually, there was a bunch of baddies guarding the entrance so that nobody could get in.

"Titans, go!" Robin shouted, and they took them out as usual.

Starfire threw one of them into another, larger group of minions, knocking them over like bowling.

Beast Boy transformed into a pterodactyl (one of his favorites because he uses it often) and picked one up, flew him high into the air, and dropped him through the roof of the store.

Cyborg shot a missile from his shoulder and then propelled it right at the feet of the minions.

Raven was opening portals at their feet and teleporting them to middle of the ocean, where they would likely never be found again.

Robin has throwing birdarangs everywhere, putting a lot of the bad guys down. He then took out his bo staff and whacked a lot of them into submission.

It was the usual up until they stepped inside the store.

They saw that Speedy had already gotten in, but was just standing there and watching them plunder.

Most were hauling boxes full of precious gems. A couple was inspecting the stuff on the counter. Another two were keeping the people who worked there hostage. One was at the back of the room, holding a round, red jewel the size of an orange in his palm that seemed to glow.

"Hey, Speedy. Good to see you here." Cyborg said. "We'll ta-"

Cyborg was cut off because Speedy had spun around and shot an arrow at him.

Luckily, Robin's sharp reflexes deflected the arrow with his bo staff. If it weren't for that, the arrow would've hit its mark.

"What the heck, man?!" Beast Boy exclaimed, surprised by the way Speedy was acting and infuriated that he tried to kill his best friend.

"I don't need you guys here to stop us! In fact, nobody does." Speedy replied. (Insert theme song here)

Speedy then shot an explosive arrow at there feet. It detonated, but the Titans had all dodged it.

The minions have all stopped what they were doing, pulled out their assault rifles and shot at them, while Speedy continued to fire arrows.

And so the battle went down as usual. Bodies flying everywhere, walls getting smashed, explosions, etc. At the end, though, Speedy was defeated.

"It was nice to bump into you, but it's time to get going." Speedy said. Beside him stood a minion that was holding a rifle, and the minion who had the round gem. One smoke bomb later, they were gone.

"Dude! What's gotten into him?" Beast Boy inquired, after transforming out of a mouse.

"I don't know, but we're going to find out." Robin said. He was confused why Speedy would suddenly switch from being good to being bad. There was something wrong with him.

"It doesn't matter what's going on with him, he needs to go to jail." Raven said.

"I do not like it, but I have to agree with Raven." Starfire said, a grim expression on her face.

"But how are we gonna find him?" Cyborg questioned. He thought about it, but then immediately realized it was obvious.

Robin answered his question for him. "We can use the GPS coordinates on his Titan Communicator. Let's head for the tower."

Back at the tower…

"Hey Raven!" Beast boy said.

"No."

"Okay."

They were all standing in front of the monitor in the living room.

They typed in the locater code and watched as a 3-d map of Jump City showed up, with a red blip that was seemingly underground.

"There, see? In the sewage system." Cyborg stated, pointing to the dot.

"Ugh, seriously? I may have to wear a HAZMAT suit." Beast Boy joked.

"You won't need a HAZMAT suit if you're not alive to get infected." Raven responded. Beast Boy stepped farther away from Raven.

"We should call Titans East." Robin said.

They dialed the number, but all they got was voicemail.

"Hello, this is the Titans East tower." It sounded like Bumblebee. "If you're in trouble, we're probably already on it, so don't bother leaving a message after the beep." BEEP.

"Maybe they are searching for Speedy as well?" Starfire suggested.

Actually, they were waiting in line at a Pizza Shack. ( Didn't use Pizza Hut for fear of being sued.)

"It doesn't matter. We need to go find Speedy." Robin said.

I know that Chapter 1 was probably really boring, but it'll get better. And I know that I didn't stop at a good cliffhanger, but whatevs. I'll add the next chapter tomorrow, so sit tight.

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