Loathing:
Every one new Puck and Kurt disliked each other, for years Puck had dumpster dived Kurt, and Kurt talked about Puck behind his back. They rarely spoke to each other and they were usually one-word sentences. You could say they just loathed each other. Mr. Shue decided to have a day of Duets not for competition but for practice the teams were:
Finn/Brittany
Sam/Artie
Santanna /Mercedes
Mike/Rachel
Lauren/Tina
Blaine/Quinn
Puck/Kurt
Everyone was surprised and uncomfortable with Puck and Kurt being together, especially alone where they could kill each other.
" I strongly suggest you switch Puck and Kurt with other people" Rachel said nervously. Puck and Kurt were staring each other down, their eyes narrowed.
"I agree Mr. Shue those two aren't exactly buddies," remarked Quinn.
"Girls it will be fine they both have to learn to work as a team," Mr. Shue explained.
"He's so cute when he's naive" Lauren whispered to Mike. They bell rang and everyone left but not before seeing Kurt and Puck stair each other down as they left the room.
It was later when Mercedes was with Kurt. "Are you sure you are going to be ok Kurt? We all know your history with Puck" Mercedes said. Kurt smiled and answered.
"Everything will be fine Mercedes I can handle the brute" It was then that Puck was coming down the hall. Both boys once again stared each other down as Puck walked down the hall. Mercedes walked to class muttering on how boys were stupid.
Artie and Puck were sitting together in biology. "You and Kurt aren't going to start killing each other are you?" Asked Artie.
"Don't worry about me and Tinker bell he knows whose boss. Just as Puck finished that he looked at the window with a death stare. Artie turned to see what his friend was looking at, and it was in fact Kurt, giving the same stare.
Artie rolled his eyes.
It was finally the day of Duets and both Kurt and Puck hadn't killed each other.
Everyone did a fantastic performance and now it was Puck and Kurt's turn. They got up in front of everyone. Kurt took out a recording device and pressed play. Both boys looked rite at each other and started singing when the music started.
Kurt:
What is this feeling so sudden and new?
Puck:
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you
Kurt:
My pulse is rushing
Puck:
My head is reeling
Kurt:
My face is flushing
Both:
What is this feeling fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name, yeeesss,
Loathing unadulterated loathing
Kurt:
For your face
Puck:
Your voice
Kurt:
Your clothing
Both:
Lets just say I loathe it all.
Every little trait however small,
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl, with simple utter loathing
There's a strange exilhiration in such total
Detestation. It's so pure so strong
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing,
Loathing you my whole life long
Recording:
Dear Kurt you are just too good
How do you stand it I don't think I could
She's a terror she's a tartar we don't mean to show a bias
But Kurt you're a martyr.
Kurt:
Well, these things are sent to try us.
Recording:
Poor Kurt forced to reside
With someone so disgusticified
We just want to tell you we're all on your side!
We share your
Recording, Puck and Kurt:
Loathing, What is this feeling so
Unadulterated loathing sudden and new felt the
For her face moment I laid eyes on
Her voice you, my pulse is
Her clothing rushing my head is
Lets just say reeling
WE LOATHE IT ALL!
Oh what is this feeling?
Every little trait however
Small makes our very flesh does it have a name
Begin to crawl yes, ahhhh
Loathing
Loathing
There's a strange
Exhilaration
Loathing
In such total
Detestation
Loathing
It's so pure so strong
So strong
Kurt and Puck:
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last and I will be
Recording: Kurt and Puck:
Loathing Loathing for forever
Loathing Loathing
Truly deeply loathing
Loathing you
My whole life long
Loathing, unadulterated loathing
Puck (speaking):
Boo!
Kurt (speaking):
Ahh!
Every one cheered for their amazing duo. They all stopped when they noticed how dangerously close they were to each other. It looked like they both were going to start swinging fists and every guy was at the ready to intervene.
All of a sudden they started laughing. Puck and Kurt were laughing together much to the confusion of the rest of the glee club.
"I cant believe they fell for it" Puck said between laughs.
"The looks on their faces are priceless puck," Kurt added as he tried to compose himself.
"What's going on?" Lauren asked bewildered.
"Me and Kurt new you guys still thought we hated each other so we were playing it up as a joke." Puck explained. "I called him my bro and I never call someone my Bro unless I mean it." Puck clapped Kurt on the back.
"If you two became friends maybe there is hope for Rachel and Santanna" Tina said.
Rachel and Santanna exchanged glances then looked at Tina and said in unison.
"Do not push it"