Namine14: Hello everybody! This is my very first Fanfic! I'm Namine 14, because Namine is my favorite Kingdom Hearts character and 14 is my favorite number! But in This Fanfic I'll be using my Organization XIII pen name, Xonelel. I'm writing this series with my 2 friends Kyllex and Rihxanonn (We all joined the organization. :P)!

Kyllex: IT'S KYLLEX… OF DARKNESS!

Ansem: Finally! Someone who likes darkness as much as I do! ((hugs Kyllex))

Kyllex: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ((Screams and runs away))

Rihxanonn: And I am Rihx of EVILNESS! MUAHAHAHA! My leg is hyper!

Xonelel: o.O;;; I have weird friends… Anyways, I am Xonelel of Nothingness! (Because I love Organization XIII!) ((Axel walks in)) ZOMG! AXEL! I AM YOUR #1 FAN! ((Runs frantically after Axel))

Rihx: YAY AXEL! WAHOO! GOT IT MEMORIZED? MUAHAHAH! ((Runs after Xonelel and Axel))

Axel: Why do I get all the weird, obsessive fangirls? ((Puts up a barrier of flame and teleports. Xonny and Rihx run through it like it's nothing and run through the portal))

Rihxanonn: YAY FIRE!

Kyllex: ((wasn't paying attention)) HEY WAIT FOR MEEE AXEL! FIRE! WAAH WHY

Sora: Man I haven't even got any lines yet… -- ;; Anyways, since it looks like nobody is gonna say this…Hope you enjoy the Fanfic!

Demyx: I'm a nobody! So I get to say it! Hope you enjoy the Fanfic!

NOTE: The beginning is a bit slow but it will pick up! And the Pairs in here are NOT romantic! Okay? They aren't! They are just random pairs that me and my friends thought would be funny!

DISCLAIMER

We don't own Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, or American Idol! We also don't own any of the songs that are sung by the characters, except for Rai's "Y'know?" song. Also, a different contestant will share each disclaimer! Yay!

KINGDOM HEARTS IDOL

A girl of about 14 stood on a colorful stage in front of a large TV audience. She was medium short, with long platinum blonde hair and a baby blue cloak on. After waving excitedly to the audience, she picked up the microphone and began to speak.

"Hello everyone! I'm Xonelel and I'll be one of your hosts for the first ever Kingdom Hearts Idol! Let's hear it for me! Yay!" She smiled flashily, and the audience cheered.

"Here's host number 2… Kyllex!" Kyllex walked in, followed by a light pink cloak. Her short dark brown hair framed her face. The audience clapped, and Kyllex happily absorbed the applause- she liked fame.

"Hey everybody! Here's our last host, Rihxanonn!" Said Kyllex cheerfully, as a girl in a bright lime green cloak walked in, with auburn hair. After 2 people the audience's hands and mouths were getting pretty tired, and they really wanted to cheer for the contestants, so her applause was more subdued.

"All right, let's meet the contestants! So… yeah!" Chirped Rihxanon, as she made a sweeping motion with her arms, the curtain behind them opened, and out stepped 24 people. Everyone clapped until their hands fell off, as each one stepped forward and bowed.

Xonelel cleared her throat. "Ahem, our contestants are… Sora, Riku, Kairi, Namine, Roxas, Vivi, Cloud, Yuffie, Tifa, Axel, Ansem, Raijin, Demyx, Hayner, Pence, Rikku, Yuna, Paine, Aerith, Selphie, Sai'x, Sephiroth, Tidus, and Squall. Hooray for them!" The crowd was roaring, and the only who was audible over them was Leon yelling "It's Leon, LEON! NOT SQUALL!"

All three girls winced at the loudness of Leon's voice, but they knew the show had to continue.

"Okay! Our first song-related challenge is a random partner song!" Said Kyllex. "Where players will draw the name of another player in a hat! They will have 1 day to come up with a song! Now, will the front half of the line step forward please!" The back of the line groaned and the front half walked forward.

Rihxanonn held out the hat, and everyone tentatively lined up. The person in the front would run to the back because they didn't want to pick first, and so this cycle continued until they finally pushed someone forward: it was Axel.

"Waaah! I don't wanna go!" Axel cried as the mob behind him pushed him forward. He squeezed his eyes shut as his hand was forced into the black silk hat and he pulled out a slip of paper. Without looking at it, he threw it up in the air and hurled a fireball at it, making it explode into tiny pieces. He grinned.

"Ha! Let's see how they read that!" Axel said triumphantly. Rihx giggled and opened her hand. The paper magically appeared, the smoldering pieces were gone, and it was not even singed. Axel cringed and prepared for the worst.

"It says… Yuna!" said Rihx. "Evilness!"

Yuna fell to her knees and yelled out a very long "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" before she grudgingly flew over to Axel and they walked off to the side.

"Okay, next please!" shouted Rihx. Sora and Riku stepped forward simultaneously. Rihx pushed Riku back and let Sora walk up to the hat. Riku scowled. Xonelel glared at Rihx, but she paid no attention.

"Hey look, evil things!" Sora said, grinning and pointing in the opposite direction.

"OMG! WHERE?" yelled Rihx, and she looked over there. As she looked, Sora peeped through the pile looking for Kairi's name. He found it and put it on the top.

"Oh, he was just tricking you Rihxy! Darkness!" said Kyllex exasperatedly. Rihx snapped back to attention, and Sora pulled the piece of paper he had placed on top. But when he read it aloud…

"Tidus?" He said, looking disappointed. He must have picked the wrong name. Oh well. At least Tidus was cool. They walked over to the side where Axel and Yuna were.

"Kairi! Come on up" said Rihx.

"Wha? Why me?" groaned Kairi as she trudged up to the hat. She tentatively pulled out a piece of paper. Her eyes grew wide.

"A-A-A-Ansem." She choked, and then she dropped down in a dead faint. Ansem laughed maniacally, yelled "Darkness!" and stepped over to the side, while Kairi was poofed to the health room backstage.

"Okay then… going on!" said Kyllex quickly. Riku ran up to the podium while he had his chance and snatched up a paper.

"Rikku… huh…" He said. Rikku flew over to Riku showing no real emotion (haha the theme song for X-2 was Real Emotion… okay I'll shut up) and they stepped to the side.

After all the pairs had been picked, Namine was standing next to Hayner, Aerith was fixing Roxas's hair (With Roxas pink with embarrassment and Cloud red with jealousy), and Sai'x was attempting to show Paine a violin solo. Yuffie and Demyx we singing songs, being the most hyper duo on the show, Tifa and Leon were standing next to each other doing nothing in particular, and Sephiroth and Cloud were locked in a fierce battle. Selphie was covering her ears due to Rai's constant "y'knows", and the last couple, Vivi and Pence, were having staring contests that Vivi always won.

"All right, time to meet the judges!" The three hostesses exclaimed. A small curtain on the side was raised and three figures were revealed. Zexion tried to blow his hair out of his face, Larxene sneered at the organization contestants, and Olette waved cheerfully to everyone.

"So THAT'S where she disappeared to 3 days ago!" muttered Hayner.

"So judges, what do ya think of the pairs?" Kyllex asked.

"They're very good! I hope everyone works together well!" answered Olette with a sweet smile. Larxene responded by bursting into laughter.

"Uh… wha? Oh, the pairs? I don't care." Said Zexion boredly, fingering a lock of his messy hair.

"Um… okay! Tune in next week to see what the pairs come up with!" Exclaimed Xonelel.

Okay, review time! Review to say which pairs you would most want voted off the show! And if nobody reviews, we'll have to decide randomly, so if you want to influence the story, REVIEW!

Kyllex: Darkness!

Rihx: Evilness!

Xonelel: Nothingness!