Disclaimer: you know, i would LOVE to own naruto and all but i guess life hates me... darn life!
Warnings: this is probably rated T, a lot of kankuro bashing, slight hints of Yaoi and a pinch of Shikatema.
Chapter One: It starts!
By a sprinkle of luv
It was a normal morning. Nothing weird, just a normal morning in the very messy breakfast table like every single normal day in suna, gaara would eat his cookies and make sand castles, kankuro would play with his dolls and put on his make up and then temari would try to stalk shikamaru and try to kill any perverts trying to touch her (which happens all the time.) Yup. It was supposed to be an ordinary day until...
"Onee-chan…I have a question." Gaara had his kawaii face on which means bad news because the last time gaara used the kawaii face was when gaara tried to 'borrow' a cookie and a hundred people died after the incident.
"What is it gaara? What is your question?" temari asked, she was slightly shivering when she asked that but temari knows her little kawaii brother would never do that again, right?
The moment gaara was about to open his mouth kankuro interrupted.
"I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world, life is plastic, it's fantastic!" kankuro was singing with his mp3 and waving his arms like an idiot in his seat.
Temari and gaara was clearly annoyed by their brother's singing.
Temari was almost the same as gaara, their temper, their pride, their personality; its almost like kankuro was adopted. Well at least that was what temari and gaara wished.
"Baka! Cant you see gaara is trying to ask me a question!"
"Oh yeah I almost forgot to ask you, umm… How are babies made?"
Temari choked on her coffee
Kankuro sat grinned when he heard what his little brother said.
He tried to sit next to gaara to talk about 'grown-up stuff' until temari screamed "KANKURO!! DON'T YOU DARE, I WIWL KEEL JOO!!" gaara is proud of her sister's little outburst.
"Uh oh… BYE!" Kankuro ran to the door but he tripped on his feet then he cried because his feet hurt then he was crawling to the door.
Temari ignored the pathetic puppet master and turned her head on gaara who is currently looking angry.
"Temari! You still didn't answer my question!" his eyes were looking SCARY! Scarier than when he was in his murderous state.
"Umm… look it's a cookie!" pointing to a half eaten cookie, probably bitten by kankuro.
"COOKIE!" as you can see gaara loves his cookies no matter how it looks like, he would even eat it if it was touched by that idiot named kankuro.
Gaara ran to his 'precious' and temari escape the forces of EVIL until a certain blonde came in.
"Naruto? What brings you here?" the sand siblings NEVER has any visitors, why would anyone go near a cookie loving sand user or some puppet using gay guy? its usually just temari's friends who come over and believe me, she doesn't have that many friends.
"Kankuro came to konoha and asked me to give gaara this." He gave temari an envelope with hearts, wait hearts?
temari thought 'Seriously, why is there hearts? Maybe they don't have enough money to buy a regular envelope and used ones with hearts. Well whatever it looks like on the outside doesn't mean it's the same on the inside right? Right?'
As temari quickly opened the letter thingy she hoped to see something 'important' like documents of important stuff or that important 'thing' temari asked from kankuro (as if kankuro would ever do that.)
But then came out… HELL!! A picture of lee. Naked. In a tub. Full of cookie dough. "AAAHHH!! WHAT THE HELL?!" temari looked at the bottom and it said 'from kankuro to gaara, I hope you like my little present kukuku…'
"KANKURO!!" then by that loud outburst gaara came in to see what the loud noise was then gaara noticed something in temari's hand.
"What is that you are holding temari?" pointing at the naked picture of lee
"Huh? Oh, this? It's not for me it's for…" then temari thought 'oh no! If I tell him this picture is his he will…'
"It's for kankuro, the picture is for kankuro." That was the most realistic thing she could think of.
"Makes sense. Temari, why is naruto here?" pointing to the foxy blonde
"I AM HERE TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING THAT KANKURO ASKED ME TO GIVE TO YOU, BELIEVE IT!/DATTEBAYO!"
"SHUT UP! Will you SHUT UP!?" temari thought this scene was a bit familiar.
"Temari, what is the thing kankuro wants to give me?" gaara was giving one of his little glares to temari; the ones he uses when he is gonna kill someone.
"A piece of…" temari got cut off by naruto.
"Naked Lee in cookie dough! Yum!" naruto licked his lips.
"Lee in cookie dough? COOKIE DOUGH?!" gaara was grinning ear to ear.
"That's what I said." Naruto didn't know about gaara having an addiction with the delicious pastry known as cookies.
"NARUTO UZUMAKI! I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!" temari noticed gaara slowly moving near the door.
"Umm… I'll just be going now, see ya gaara and tangerine." Naruto was running as fast as he can to get out of there.
"Its TEMARI you dumb ass!" naruto didn't hear what temari said since he was too busy running away.
"Temari, I have to run to konoha now too, bye!" as gaara tried to run to the door temari took the cookie jar as a hostage.
"NOOOO!! PLEASE TEMARI!! DONT!!" gaara was crying when he said this, he was trying to imitate the 'shikamaru cry'
"Come. Back. Here. Gaara. Or. The. Cookies. Get. it." temari almost let gaara of the hook since she could never punish her shika-kun (yes,she could) or at least someone who imitates him but then she saw the flaw of gaara's little cry act, he was rubbing his eyes wrong!
"temari, just give me the friggin' cookies, ok?" temari never saw gaara this pissed, it was almost like the time she tried to borrow gaara's eyeliner.
"Ok…" temari was REALLY scared of gaara's angry-ness so she gave it back to him.
"YAY! I WUV YOU!" temari was sure gaara was talking to the cookies.
temari was concerned about gaara's cookie problem; she decided to bring gaara to a psychologist. The only problem was that she had to lure gaara into a trap, she kept on thinking until... "EUREKA!" temari thought of the most genius plan.
a/n:
sprinklez: OMG yay! my first story! constructive criticism please. I'm sorta new to this so please be nice! so anyway the story is kind of random at the start but i promise you its just beginning, there might be moments when i don't make sense but i hope you would try to understand it, ok?
kankuro: why are you making me sound stupid!?
sprinklez: im sorry kankuro but seriously can't you see that you are just a supporting character?
kankuro: i guess i am!
temari: so... aren't you gonna talk about shikatema!?
sprinklez: not yet, ok?
temari: you better write shikatema or else you shall face the wrath of kiri kiri mai!
sprinklez: OMG! OK I WILL WRITE SHIKATEMA!!
temari: good!
gaara: COOKIES!!
sprinklez: gaara, you should stop your stupid addiction to cookies.
gaara: NEVER!!
sprinklez: whatever... anyway see ya next time!