Baby Blues
By Todd fan
Disclaimer: "I love stealing. I love taking things".
I found the start this weird little beauty while searching through my computer files. I had never seen it before, so my only guess is that i started to write it while dosed up on antibiotics. So it is..weird. So you shall have to excuse the first few chapters. I ALMOST threw this in the recycle bin, but i saw it had some potential..some. Mmmm i'm starting to write fic without even knowing about them, that can't be good...can it?. So this is on a trail basis, if you like it, say so and i shall continue, if not, it shall be cast away for all eternity.
Chapter one - The nightmare begins.
One young girl ran through the streets, she looked over her shoulder, they were still following her.
"Wait!. We just want to talk!".
Scott sighed, this wasn't working as well as he had hoped. Suddenly, Kurt ran out in front of him.
*BAMF*
Kurt appeared in front of the girl.
"Vhoah there", he said, with a grin, "ve don't vant to hurt you, honest!".
"Yeah right", said the girl, "whay are you chasing me?".
"We want to help you, that's all", said Jean, floating towards her.
"NO!. I don't need help!", said the girl angrily, starting to turn tail.
She then stopped and grinned.
"Though you may need some help soon", she said with a snicker.
"What do you mean?", asked Rogue, panting and bringing up the rear.
She clapped her hands and a shaft of light surrounded Kurt, Rogue, Jean and Scott. Kitty ran up just as the light faded.
"Looks like we won't catch her now", she said breathlessly.
"Goooo".
Kitty blinked, and looked down. Attached to her foot was Kurt...or at least who she thought was Kurt. A small blue, furry baby, only about two years old smiled up at her.
"Kwity", he said, hugging her leg tightly.
"What the......", started Kitty, before seeing Jean and Scott in an equally fine mess, only they looked to be about three or four.
Kitty picked up her comlink and spoke into it.
"Professor?. We have a little tiny problem".
A few hours later found Xavier and Beast staring at the three youngsters, who were currently alseep.
"Fasinating", said Hank, "it appears our newly descovered mutant has the ability to change a persons age".
"Hey, does this mean i'm not the youngest anymore?", piped up Jamie.
"Yeah, but how do we change then back?", asked Kitty.
"I..assume that she has to do it herself", said Hank.
Xavier nodded.
"I'll get Storm and Logan on it right aw....".
He was interupted by the sound of beeping coming from Cerebro's room. He wheeled over and checked it.
"Well, we know where she is", he said, "she is outside the Brotherhood house".
"Oh boy", said Hank, shaking his head, "that can't be good".
At the Brotherhood place, the girl stopped. It looked condemed, the perfect place to hide. She ran in and into the living room...to find the place occupied by four mutants.
"Hey, who are you?", asked Lance, standing up, a small tremor begining to start up.
"Yeah!", said Fred, "you can't just barge in here like this. It's private property".
"Get out now and i may not harm you", said Wanda, the lights flashing dangerously.
"I thought this place was condemed", she said, "but i've obvioulsy only found more freaks".
"Hey chill out gorgeous", said Pietro, dashing over to her and putting an arm around her shoulders.
The girl narrowed her eyes.
"You people just don't get the message do you?", she shouted, creating another energy ball.
It blasted through the house and she turned tail and ran, dashing past a confused frog-like guy as she did so. Todd blinked and walked inside.
"Hey guys, who was the strange gi...what the?".
On the floor sat toddler versions of the Brotherhood. Wanda and Pietro were pulling faces at each other,a four year old Lance was attempting to strum his gituar, while Freddy was chewing on a potted plant. Todd confusion grew more when Kitty and Hank ran in.
"Oh, we're, like, too late!", said Kitty.
"This is becoming quite a predicament", said Hnak.
"Err.....what's goin' on?", asked Todd, "an' why are my teammates all in diapers?".
"It's a loooooooong story", said Kitty, "man, this is getting to be a pain".
"It just got worse", stated Logan as he walked in with Storm, "look what we found downtown".
In his arms were a baby Bobby, Roberto, Sam, and Ray, while Storm held Amara and Tabby.
"Lets get everyone back to the institute", said Storm with a sigh, then glanced at Todd, "you're bunch too".
Todd blinked, normaly, he would have laughed in their faces, but right now, going with them seemed the best possible idea. He scooped up Lance and Freddy while Kitty grabbed the twins. The group piled into the X-van and headed back to the mansion.
I TOLD you this would be bizzare. Don't ask me why they are all majically in nappies (or diapers, whatever) they just ARE, okay?. I was sick when i started this, i get delusional. Please review...unless you don't want to admit you actually READ this thing. Like is said, if you want it to stay, you'll have to say so. Until next time.
By Todd fan
Disclaimer: "I love stealing. I love taking things".
I found the start this weird little beauty while searching through my computer files. I had never seen it before, so my only guess is that i started to write it while dosed up on antibiotics. So it is..weird. So you shall have to excuse the first few chapters. I ALMOST threw this in the recycle bin, but i saw it had some potential..some. Mmmm i'm starting to write fic without even knowing about them, that can't be good...can it?. So this is on a trail basis, if you like it, say so and i shall continue, if not, it shall be cast away for all eternity.
Chapter one - The nightmare begins.
One young girl ran through the streets, she looked over her shoulder, they were still following her.
"Wait!. We just want to talk!".
Scott sighed, this wasn't working as well as he had hoped. Suddenly, Kurt ran out in front of him.
*BAMF*
Kurt appeared in front of the girl.
"Vhoah there", he said, with a grin, "ve don't vant to hurt you, honest!".
"Yeah right", said the girl, "whay are you chasing me?".
"We want to help you, that's all", said Jean, floating towards her.
"NO!. I don't need help!", said the girl angrily, starting to turn tail.
She then stopped and grinned.
"Though you may need some help soon", she said with a snicker.
"What do you mean?", asked Rogue, panting and bringing up the rear.
She clapped her hands and a shaft of light surrounded Kurt, Rogue, Jean and Scott. Kitty ran up just as the light faded.
"Looks like we won't catch her now", she said breathlessly.
"Goooo".
Kitty blinked, and looked down. Attached to her foot was Kurt...or at least who she thought was Kurt. A small blue, furry baby, only about two years old smiled up at her.
"Kwity", he said, hugging her leg tightly.
"What the......", started Kitty, before seeing Jean and Scott in an equally fine mess, only they looked to be about three or four.
Kitty picked up her comlink and spoke into it.
"Professor?. We have a little tiny problem".
A few hours later found Xavier and Beast staring at the three youngsters, who were currently alseep.
"Fasinating", said Hank, "it appears our newly descovered mutant has the ability to change a persons age".
"Hey, does this mean i'm not the youngest anymore?", piped up Jamie.
"Yeah, but how do we change then back?", asked Kitty.
"I..assume that she has to do it herself", said Hank.
Xavier nodded.
"I'll get Storm and Logan on it right aw....".
He was interupted by the sound of beeping coming from Cerebro's room. He wheeled over and checked it.
"Well, we know where she is", he said, "she is outside the Brotherhood house".
"Oh boy", said Hank, shaking his head, "that can't be good".
At the Brotherhood place, the girl stopped. It looked condemed, the perfect place to hide. She ran in and into the living room...to find the place occupied by four mutants.
"Hey, who are you?", asked Lance, standing up, a small tremor begining to start up.
"Yeah!", said Fred, "you can't just barge in here like this. It's private property".
"Get out now and i may not harm you", said Wanda, the lights flashing dangerously.
"I thought this place was condemed", she said, "but i've obvioulsy only found more freaks".
"Hey chill out gorgeous", said Pietro, dashing over to her and putting an arm around her shoulders.
The girl narrowed her eyes.
"You people just don't get the message do you?", she shouted, creating another energy ball.
It blasted through the house and she turned tail and ran, dashing past a confused frog-like guy as she did so. Todd blinked and walked inside.
"Hey guys, who was the strange gi...what the?".
On the floor sat toddler versions of the Brotherhood. Wanda and Pietro were pulling faces at each other,a four year old Lance was attempting to strum his gituar, while Freddy was chewing on a potted plant. Todd confusion grew more when Kitty and Hank ran in.
"Oh, we're, like, too late!", said Kitty.
"This is becoming quite a predicament", said Hnak.
"Err.....what's goin' on?", asked Todd, "an' why are my teammates all in diapers?".
"It's a loooooooong story", said Kitty, "man, this is getting to be a pain".
"It just got worse", stated Logan as he walked in with Storm, "look what we found downtown".
In his arms were a baby Bobby, Roberto, Sam, and Ray, while Storm held Amara and Tabby.
"Lets get everyone back to the institute", said Storm with a sigh, then glanced at Todd, "you're bunch too".
Todd blinked, normaly, he would have laughed in their faces, but right now, going with them seemed the best possible idea. He scooped up Lance and Freddy while Kitty grabbed the twins. The group piled into the X-van and headed back to the mansion.
I TOLD you this would be bizzare. Don't ask me why they are all majically in nappies (or diapers, whatever) they just ARE, okay?. I was sick when i started this, i get delusional. Please review...unless you don't want to admit you actually READ this thing. Like is said, if you want it to stay, you'll have to say so. Until next time.