Yup... do not ask. This is what you get with a X-Men obsessed fan and lots of sugar. And I mean LOTS.
Merry X-mas! (And yes, I am late-shuddap!) I do not own X-Men (Wolverine in paticular) sadly... who the heck cares about frickin' Hope Summers? And why is Amanda Sefton black AND human in Evo? Also, I don't own the popular song "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" either.
You've heard of Cyclops, Marvel Girl, Storm, and Shadowcat!
Nightcrawler, Spike, Rogue, and the Profeeesor!
But do you recall...the most famous of them all?
5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Wolverin the Canadian Mutant,
had a set of shiny claws! (like adamantium...derp.)
And if you ever saw them,
you would say they were covered in gore. (like Bloody Mary!)
All of the other X-Men,
used to laugh and call him names. (like hairy midget!)
They never let poor Wolverine
Join in any X-Men games. (like Strip that Uniform!)
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Magneto came to town... ("MWUHAHAHAHA!")
"Wolverine with your claws so bright,
won't you massacre humans with me tonight?"
Then Wolverine killed Magneto,
All of the X-Men shouted with glee ("JEAAAAAN!")
Wolverine the Canadian mutant,
You'll go down to history!
You'll...go down...to...hiiiis...tory! (AS A MEDIA WHORE!)
...I don't think this deserves a review. ._. Really, my first X-Men fic, and it's incredibly retarded (and not Kurtty related whatsoever! Gasp!). Um...you can have a cookie.
~Toodles, Blanc