The Art of... Bruhmance.

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"Ugh. I can't do this anymore Hiccup. I'm cracking up with all the pressure!" Ruffnut whined, throwing her arms in surrender as she buried her face on the pile of papers and book scattered on the work table.

If she had to spend one more second trying to absorb all this science fiction stuff- Okay... Physics may not be a science fiction but who cares... She's dying. Deadlines, Quiz, Essays, or whatever... They can all go suck a dick.

"Nope. You're totally fine Ruffnut... You're just being- you know. Your usual you." Hiccup said, his voice slightly exasperated with her as he continued to do his fun shit-whatever-nerd-stuff called FFXV something while she had to suffer because this shitter refused to let her copy his homework.

And the said shitter was her Bestfriend. She hated her Bestfriend right now. It's not fair how come he can go all chill and fun while she's internally dying from information overload. Sure... she loved explosion but not when it's her own brain... Maybe her twin brother's brain if he had one, but not hers.

"-Then what do you suggest I do, Mr. Hotstuff?" Ruffnut retorted, twisting her head to face Hiccup so that her voice won't be muffled by the papers. Her eyes landed on a empty can of Redbull. Throw it at him. Evil Kermit appeared before her, so she decided to throw it at Hiccup, but he caught it... Damn. Now he's looking at her, shaking his head with slight dismay.

Atleast she got his attention from that stupid video game.

He clicked his tongue. "I suggest that YOU. Start taking life more seriously, and enough with your 'Boylets'-" Hiccup shrugged. "So you know- You don't go begging for my help- Like right now with..." Hiccup paused the game, twisting his computer chair to face her, placing a hand on his chin, pretending to think hard. "Everything. WHICH- by the way includes your Boylet Hunting."

Well... what he said was true. Ruffnut had been bugging him a lot to hook him up with a certain tattoed-chin jock who happened to be on the same Motorcycle club as Hiccup.

"BUT Eret is love, Eret is life! You can't expect me to stop aiming for dem' guns when He's the man of my dreams!" Ruffnut sighed, dejectedly. "I really got to tap that or life's not even worth taking seriously!"

Hiccup just looked at him flatly, she got that disappointed same look from her lame grandparents.

"You know that I can't hook you up with him-" said Hiccup.

"-WHY NOT!?" Ruffnut and Hiccup are friends- And friend are supposed to help each other get laid. She'd do the same for him.

"He's my Bestfriend, and there some sort of Moral Boy Code-"

"-I'm YOUR Bestfriend."

"Yeah... the feeling is mutual." Hiccup sarcastically remarked. Ruffnut gave him that look. "FINE. Anyway, where was I... Sooo He's my male bestfriend and Bro Code Stuff. So yeah..."

"Bro Code my tits H, I tell you what. Hook me up with Eret and I'll hook you up with Astrid."

Hiccup's eyes widened. "Wha- What are you saying... Astrid? Oh come on Ruff-"

"-You ain't no fooling me H. You're as obvious as the Mayonnaise on Fishleg's facial hair-"

"Mayonnaise on Fishleg's facial hair? You know you're not making any sense Ruff-"

"Whatever. The point is... Ugh. How do I say this." Ruffnut unconsciously placed a finger in her mouth, chewing on it as she began to think hard. "Everyone knows how you two like each other except for... Well, the two of you-"

"That obvious? -Wait a minute! what do you mean Astrid likes me too!?"

Ruffnut rolled her eyes. "Gods, I swear you two are the most intelligent person I know, and yet both of you are sooo dense sometimes. Why do you think she's stayed single all this time?"

"What do you mean she's single? isn't she and Eret... you know..." Ruffnut just stared at him disbelievingly, before she started cackling then laughing for a good minute.

"Oh Thor almighty! Astrid and Eret? - are you freakin' serious!?" Ruffnut facepalmed. "WAIT- Is that the reason why you're not hooking me up with Eret?" Hiccup nodded. "Its because you think that Astrid and Eret are dating!? - I can't wait to tell her that."

"Oh come on Ruff. Don't tell me you don't see it too-"

"-The chances of Astrid and Eret going out is like You and Me fuckin-" Ruffnut said, voice flat.

"-Don't go there!" A third voice butted in, but the two of them weren't paying attention.

"-And I would like to have another topic." Hiccup added, unconsciouly facing the third voice. "Finally there's someone who makes sense. Thank you for that-"

Aaand he couldn't finish his sentence. It was Astrid Hofferson.

A/N: I needed to satisfy my Ruffcup BROTP cravings… and of course Hiccstrid… so here's an Modern AU I ended up writing. I don't know yet where this is going but yeah…

Don't mind the title… I really have no idea what to call this aside from RUFFCUP BROTP AU.

Playing with Ruffnut and Hiccup bestfriend relationship was very fun to write. If you guys have any ideas or suggestion for a short scene I can write, feel free to hit me. Just give me time to write them.