I AM AN ILLEGAL EMPLOYEE

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Chapter 1: Bella is my name, and illegal activities is my game

BPOV:

All right, I guess I should introduce myself. My name is Isabella Marie Swan, and I am seventeen years old.

Nobody wants me, my parents threw me out when I was fifteen, and without a high school diploma I had nowhere to go.

Having no other choice I was hired for a job, dancing in a hotel club. Okay, yes the owner knows I am only seventeen. In fact he hired me for that reason: I was hot, and had a nice body.

Most of my job consisted of learning to sing, (I was also hired for my amazing voice) and pole dance to horrid songs by people like Britney Spears and other such slutty singers.

I sighed and turned back to the plate in my hands. Did I mention that I worked part time in the hotel's kitchen? Well I did. Not that I enjoyed it one bit.

The hotel owner was a pervert. His name is Jacob Black, and all of his employees – including me - were hired for their bodies or looks. Okay, I'm starting to sound repetitive, aren't I?

I'm currently learning to dance to the song 'Gimme More' by Britney Spears. Did I mention that my pole dancing skills are wicked hot? Not that I'm proud of it.

"BELLA! Come on! We need to run over the song again!" Mike, the perverted club owner called into the kitchen. I wiped my hands, neglecting the dishes for the moment.

I walked into the club part of the hotel, where a stage with a pole was set up: the source of my horrible life. "What the freakin' hell are you doing in those clothes?" Mike yelled, motioning to the semi-modest outfit I was currently wearing. "Go change. Immediately."

I then proceeded to the 'dressing rooms', or better put 'undressing rooms' and forced myself to tug on the black leather vest with a pair of nearly nonexistent shorts, and thigh high skin-tight black boots. I messed up my hair then walked out on stage, feeling like a slut. The music started…and I danced.

It's Britney bitch

I see you

And I just wanna dance with you

I began to sing the disgusting words as I slowly began my 'seductive dance'- as Mike called it - around the metal pole.

I hated my life.

Every time they turn the lights down

Just wanna go that extra mile for you

You got my display of affection

Feels like no one else in the room but you

At this point I pointed to the audience, as Mike had instructed, 'to warm them up'. Like I actually wanted that.

We can get down like there's no one around

We keep on rockin', we keep on rockin'

Cameras are flashin' while we're dirty dancin'

They keep watchin', keep watchin'

Feels like the crowd is sayin'

Mike grinned widely when I said 'dirty dancing'. It didn't take a professional to know he had been in love with me since the day I had arrived at this demented joint.

Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more

Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more

Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more

Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more

The chorus was the worst. I had to flip my hair, move my hips, walk around the pole…and much more.

The center of attention

Even when they're up against the wall

You got me in a crazy position

If you're on a mission you got my permission

The worst part was yet to come; I couldn't believe I was actually doing this! Three years ago I would never have gone near a pole!

We can get down like there's no one around

We keep on rockin', we keep on rockin', rockin'

Cameras are flashin' while we're dirty dancin'

They keep watchin', keep watchin'

Feels like the crowd is sayin'

The only good thing about this place is that it wasn't a strip club; in fact no removal of clothes was required.

Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more

Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more

Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more

Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more

I just can't control myself, oh!

They want more? Well I'll give them more, ow!

I hated that part, Mike had instructed me to run a hand over my body, which was one of the biggest stripper moves out there.

Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more

Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more

Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more

Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more

I had been doing this for so long that I had learned to keep my face impassive and not think about anything. There was no good part to this.

Gimme more, gimme more

Gimme more, gimme more babe

(Danja, Danja, Danja, Danja)

I just want more

Gimme gimme, gimme, gimme gimme

Gimme gimme, gimme, gimme gimme

(Danja, Danja, Danja, Danja)

Gimme gimme, gimme, gimme gimme

Gimme gimme, gimme, gimme gimme

I hated every single person in this joint! Jacob said I was the best and most gorgeous singer they had, which is why he forced me to perform every night, no breaks, ever. Mike, the DJ/choreographer spoke the last part.

Bet you didn't see this one comin'

The incredible Ligo

The legendary Miss Britney Spears

And the unstoppable Danja

Ah, you gonna have to remove me

'Cause I ain't goin' nowhere

I hurried off the stage. Have I mentioned that I hate my life?

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