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I had just gotten a prescription for glasses I hate them.

"But Kyle Bobbie you need them you've been having problems with your eyes." My mom nagged me the third time that week.

"No mom besides I can sit at the front of the class to see better and also get more participation points. I do not need stupid glasses. "I scoffed.

"But big brother you need them I've seen you doing your homework with your face almost hitting the table."
Ike interrupted.

I shot him a glare. I hated when he would side with my mom he was already ten and a big momma's boy.

"See Kyle you need them. You and me are going to pick them off right after I drop Ike for piano lessons alright?"She said.

"...whatever." I said under my breath.

"What was that young man!" She screamed.

"Yes mother." I said running up the stairs.

Now here I am its Monday and I'm in the library with my new thick black rimed glasses.

Of course no one pointed, them out we were all mature teenagers I was a sophomore myself. The only one to point them out where fat ass Eric Cartmen though it didn't last long he's been pre occupied with something else lately. THANK GOD for that.

I was currently trying to get ahead in my reading. I usually liked reading ahead so I don't have to do to much in English class. We were reading "The Catcher in the Rye" we read it in 4th grade. I guess they wanted to get more depth into it since we were older now.

I was on the chapter where Holden was in the hotel with the prostitute. He reminds me of me I mean I am not going to go shoot celebrity now but at the way I can't decide on things. I mean I do not do things on impulse like him then regret it but I wish instead of imagining things I would do them. Yet again, no I am not going to kill Cartmen (though I should).

I wish I could tell Stan I liked him, I have for some time though he has been with Wendy for about 2 years. They got back together in 7th for about a week then she broke up with him for Gregory. They were together a year and then Gregory and Christophe hooked up together. Wendy had a talent to turn guys gay she's not ugly but she's to brooding she always wanted to be in control.

Stan even went gay for a year he's now claiming he's bi he went out with that red goth boy for a while. Soon after they broke it off and Stan went crawling back to Wendy. I really hate her she thinks she can do whatever she wants I think that's the only thing me and Cartmen had in common. What do you ask? That Wendy is a bitch.

It seems as though me and him will never be together. As the thought passed through my mind someone walked into the library. I was to busy with fixing my glasses on my face and reading to notice who.

"You! Kyle what you reading?" I heard the voice of the boy who I was thinking of.

"H-hey Stan what up? I'm reading the book for English class." I said a bit surprised.

"Ha that stupid thing I'm going to use Wikipedia same thing I did with great expectations. " He told me while laying his head on the table.

"You tired dude?" I assumed he had just got back from football practice.

"Ya man a bit it sucks being a jock sometimes but ill deal." He said with a yawn escaping at the end.

"Did you go to Clyde's party this weekend? I didn't see you." I asked curiously Wendy was there but he wasn't.

"Ha oh ya. I forgot to tell you I broke up with Wendy. " He said very chill.

"What! After two years? Why?" I said astonished my wishes had come true.

"Yea there's someone else I've had my eyes on for a while. " Or so I thought when that came out his mouth.

"Heh oh r-really who." I lowered my gaze to pretend I was reading. In reality I was upset I should be happy maybe he'd find someone better. yea as long as it's not stupid Wendy.

"Well ah, I want you to find out it wouldn't be fare game if I just told you. " He said turning his head at me while his head still on the desk rested on his arms.

"That's stupid dude just tell me." I said a bit irritated at the guessing game he wanted to play.

"ha. Exactly why I want you to guess, its a surprise. Besides its amusing to see you flustered. " He said smiling with his eyes closed.

"Whatever dude. " I turned back to my book with a hint of blush.

This is wired Stan never acts this way. He is oddly being a flirt...nah I'm being stupid.

"I've been wondering..." He started.

"What's that?" I asked without my eyes leaving the book.

"Why haven't you had a girlfriend?"

"Wtf are you talking about I've had a girlfriend." I said without thinking.

"Who?" He said.

I thought about it for a bit. "Rebecca." I said bluntly.

"That hoe dude. However, we were in 3rd grade? That does not count we were stupid for god's sake" he said lifting his head up with a kind of serious face.

"Whatever dude. At least I had game Bebe use to like me to. "I said still not looking at him.

"Shut up! That was 3rd grade and you did not even know until she told you. Soon after she went out with Clyde and their still going strong. "He said in a jerky tone.

"Hey, I would go out with the guy too if I got free shoes from a football star. " I said sarcastically.

" Ha ha football star my ass more like loser. " He said making an L on his forehead.

"Okay dude whatever you say. "I rolled my eyes.

"Whatever yourself man. What's so interesting about that book anyhow?" He asked a bit mad.

I closed the book hard. "Okay dude what's wrong. You broke up with Wendy this time why are you acting so god damn butt hurt?" I asked a bit annoyed at his strange behavior.

"Nothing I'm sorry its just I thought you'd be happy but you've been ignoring me." He said kind of sad.

"What do you mean happy? Besides man I was doing my class work when you got here. " I said curiously.

"Nothing but dude I mean I know you don't like her I could tell you know. "He said looking at me emotionless.

"How was it obvious?" I asked shocked that he knew.

"You would answer her kind of rudely, leave when shed be near or coming close to us. You would glare at her. I could go on but..." I interrupted him.

"Yea so why would I care it was your choice. " I shrugged trying to play it off as if I didn't care.

"Ah hah you're cute Kyle. The funny thing is you don't even know how cute you are. "

"What!" I shouted getting up from my chair.

"Shhhh!" Shouted the librarian.

Stan snickered at this. I felt my face go red and I glared at him because it was his fault.

"Exactly what I'm talking about." He laughed.

"You know what shut up you've been acting wired and honestly its annoying the shit out of me. " I gathered my stuff I have had my fill of Stan's stupidity for the day.

"Hey where you going man?" He asked.

"I've had enough of your stupid BS I'm going home." I swung my backpack over my shoulder and began walking towards the exit.

"Wait man I..." Stan said rushing over to me.

"No shut it. Talk to me when you are done acting stupid I have enough with my mom, brother and Cartmen on my balls, I don't need your shit too. "I kept walking.

I felt bad saying that to Stan but I had a bad weekend on top of it all he came with his little games. I don't know what he's trying to pull but it ain't cute.