"WHY? WHY CAN'T I DATE HARUHI?!" Hikaru screamed at me.

"As Haruhi's daddy I just won't allow her to have a boyfriend," I informed him.

"Hey guys... What's up?" Haruhi said as she came in the room. She was wearing the cutest pink dress I'd ever seen.

"Oh, nothing... We're just talking and hanging out," Hikaru said.

"Soo what were you guys talking about?" she asked innocently.

"Nothing!" I said, but I don't think it was very believable because I replied way too quickly.

"Nice dress Haruhi," Hikaru said.

"Thanks, I think..." She said.

"It was a complement! I was trying to be civil in front of your dad, I was going to say the dress was hot," he informed her. I can't believe he said that!

"Thanks, but I just came to relax and I really don't like where conversation is headed... I'm going to go sit over there," She said, and I really don't blame her for doing so.

And so the argument continues... "Look what you've done! You've driven my own Haruhi away from her daddy!" I yelled.

"What the hell senpai?!" Haruhi said.

"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING; SHE PROBABLY HEARD WHAT YOU WERE TELLING ME THROUGH THE DOOR!" Hikaru screamed.

"Or maybe she just doesn't want to go out with you considering that last time you two went on a date you were pretending to be Kouru," I said.

"Stop it you two!" Haruhi yelled.

"I thought you weren't listening," I wondered.

"Well, I wasn't going to, but you're so loud it's impossible to ignore," She told us.

"So why are you wearing a dress?" Hikaru asked.

"I'm going out to dinner tonight and I thought I'd wear something nice," she informed us.

"I think she might look a little too nice..." I whispered to Hikaru.

"Not for me," he replied.

"Don't you go saying things like that about my Haruhi!" I yelled.

At this point Kyouya had just walked in and he said," Haruhi, dear, are you ready to go? I have our dinner reservations made for this evening."

And so she hopped up from the couch and eagerly walked out arm in arm with Kyouya. I just hope I didn't look anything like Hikaru because his mouth was hanging open as wide as it would go. So I said," Hikaru, close your mouth before bugs fly in there."

"As if you look any different!" He said. And when he said that I immediately clamped my jaw shut.

"So can I date her?" He asked.

"No," I replied.