Stupid Little Song Fic, two shot, based on the Song Stacy's Mom. I heard it the other day and this thought entered my mind and will not leave so it will be short but hope someone gets some joy from reading it at least.
I don't own either Harry Potter or the song Stacy's Mom
"So little brother who is that cute black haired boy over there?" A blonde haired girl said seeing a dark haired, and very thin boy, walking across the street looking down at the ground sadly.
"Well Stacy, since you have been living with your mom for the past number of years, that is the freak cousin of Big D, I think his name might be Harry." A sandy haired boy said in response.
"Well Piers he is cute don't you think, even though he looks nothing like your fat slob of a friend. Where does he go to school?" Stacey asked looking at Harry hungrily.
"Oh he goes to Saint Brutus Secure Centre for Incurably Criminal Boys, and Big D is not a slob." Piers said defensively about his leader.
"Well I am shocked, I never had thought that, that Giraffe Necked, woman had any strength to her, but to have an incurable criminal boy under her roof, I might have underestimated her." A blonde haired woman with a body that could rival that of Rachel Hunter said walking out to the porch where the two youth were standing.
"Mrs Dursley is an idealistic woman, Sophie." Piers said defensively.
"Okay whatever you say Piers. Well Stacy if you want why don't you invite him over." Sophie said smirking as Piers went red.
"Really mom, you would let me do that?" Stacy asked happily.
"Of course, love. Unless Piers has something to say against it." Sophie said daring Piers to say something.
"No, I will just be with my friends." Piers said glaring at her.
"Okay, and Stacy why don't you invite him to go swimming in the pool I had your step dad add to the yard." Sophie said with a grin.
"Sounds like fun." Stacy said as she got up and headed to cut Harry off while Piers went to talk with his friends.
Piers POV
"Man Piers, Stacy's mom has got it going on, you are so lucky to have her living in your house with you." A Large boy said once Piers met up with his group.
"I guess Malcolm, I mean, she is not unattractive, but she is my Dad's wife, and he has no time for her really since he still is dealing with the courts of the divorce with my mom." Piers said emotionless.
"That's even better, I mean we are almost adults, so while your dad is getting the divorce taken care of why don't you sneak into her room and give her a good time and show her that you are a better guy for her than your dad is." The largest boy in the group said with lust evident in his voice.
"I guess, but she's weird, like her daughter, they just invited your freak cousin over to go swimming." Piers said glaring at the boy.
"Wait, what, they invited the freak over to go swimming!?" The boy said angrily.
"Yeah Big D." Piers said getting irritated at this conversation.
"Oh once my dad hears about this, he won't let the freak leave the house the rest of the summer, I mean first he is threatened by some other freaks to be nice to the freak and now the freak thinks he can have fun, yeah that is not going to happen." Big D said with a grin.
"Okay, whatever you say Dud." Piers said before they started talking about other things.
Stacy's POV
"Hey there, I am Stacy, I am rather new around here and couldn't help but see how lonely you looked and was wondering if you would like to come to my house to go swimming." Stacy said approaching Harry.
"Oh no, I can't do that, I mean my relatives you not like it if I did that." Harry said jumbling over his words as he saw how attractive the girl was.
"Oh what could they do, I mean since my dad is the Mayor and my mom suggested it so I don't think there will be any problem." Stacy said calmly.
"Wait, you're Pier's sister!?" Harry said in shock and worry.
"I guess, the kid is a bit of a brat, now please come over with me." Stacy said putting on a puppy dog face.
"Well I guess, but I don't have any swim trunks." Harry said worriedly.
"Oh, its not a problem, my dad has a lot that I am sure you could borrow one. Stacy by the way." Stacy said happily.
"Harry, and okay, if you're sure." Harry said cautiously.
"Oh I am, don't worry." Stacy said as she led him towards her house.