Sora was rather annoyed today. For one, Kairi was ignoring him. It was almost as if he was invisible – as if he were nobody.

Jadedly he trudged along to Merlin's house in Radiant Garden, hoping something might be going on there. He couldn't be ignored if Cid was stuffing his mouth with some bellyful stew, could he? He quietly opened the door and peeped through. There, as expected, he saw Cid sitting at the computer. Sora decided to reveal himself.

"Yo, Cid! What up?" he asked casually. Cid turned around ever so slightly and glared at him.

"Shut your mouth! I'm BUSY!" and went back to abusing the keyboard ferociously. Sheesh, what got into him? Sora wondered. To his relief, a stoic Leon appeared from upon the stairs.

"Hey Sora, what brings you here?" he asked, ignoring the frantic Cid on the computer. He walked over the fridge and stuck his head into it. Sora frowned.

"What's wrong with Cid? He's so out of it today…" Leon took his head out of the fridge, a sandwich stuck in his mouth. He pointed at Cid as if to say, Oh, that? Sora nodded. Leon bit his sandwich and then addressed Sora.

"Well. Let's just say he had a bit of a fight." Leon said, jumping onto a table with the agility of a cat while eating his sandwich. Sora smiled eagerly.

"Details please!" he said expectantly, eyes shining innocently. Leon finished his sandwich and looked at Sora as if he had told this story over a hundred times.

"Fine. Cid decided that he might buy a new Airship off E-bay. So he met this girl who was selling this airship and decided to buy it. Soon afterwards, Cid became really close friends with this girl and he got her email. They planned a date, but it turns out she's taken by Sephiroth. So now Cid is verbally abusing Sephiroth through an internet chatroom." Leon explained, yawning. Sora took a while for it to all comprehend. He slowly padded over to the computer to get a glimpse of what he was saying.

~~~
Cid has now entered the chatroom.

Cid: SEPHIROTH. I'M GOING TO F**KING *** YOUR *** *** *** BUM YOU ****HEAD!

Sephiroth: Oh really? Well I'm sorry, you old man, but you have nothing to **** me with.

Cid: THAT WON'T ****ING STOP ME!

Sephiroth: I'd love to watch you try.

Cid: DON'T GET COCKY WITH ME YOU **** COLOURED ****FACE!

Sephiroth: I know you are, but what am I?

~~~

Sora had seen enough to make him cry. He was rolling around on the floor, laughing extremely hard. When he had recovered, Sora had to ask.

"Who was the girl?" he asked, wiping a tear from his eye. Leon, who seemed incredibly hungry and was stuffing his mouth with another sandwich, grinned cheekily.

"Well I have no idea who the girl with the airship actually was. But what Cid doesn't know is that Sephiroth is actually Yuffie," Leon said, stretching. "It's all just a big joke. That's why you should be smart Sora – you never know who you're talking to on the internet."