Hi! Thanks for checking out my story! I wrote this pretty late so expect tons of randomness! I hope you enjoy it!

-Mysticbreeze327

Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors, Erin Hunter does.

Leafpool and Squirrelflight

Firestar paced outside the den, waiting for Cinderpelt to call him in.

Cinderpelt padded out of the nursery. "You have two healthy baby girls!" she exclaimed happily.

"Yay!" Fireheart cried, jumping up and down. "Two baby girls! Wait. GIRLS?"

Cinderpelt looked at him weirdly. "Yes. Girls."

"NOOOOO!"

"What's your problem."

"Well there go all my plans for a 'bravekit' or 'awesomekit.'"

"You were going to name your kit AWESOMEKIT!" Cinderheart said in disbelief. "You've got to be kidding me."

"What?" Firestar protested. "It's an awesome name. Pun intended."

"Stupidest pun I've ever heard."

Firestar opened his mouth to say another retort when a bloodcurdling yowl came from the den.

"FIRESTAR GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE!" The voice was undoubtedly Sandstorm's.

Firestar winced. "Coming Sandstorm!" Leaving Cinderheart in her shaking headness, he padded into the den.

Sandstorm lay on her side, to squirming…things, at her side.

"Sandstorm you've got two parasites growing out of your belly!" he exclaimed, wide eyed.

Sandstorm stared at him. "Those are the kits you idiot!"
"Oh. My bad," Firestar said sheepishly, all the while screaming in his head, "Oh StarClan my kits are hellah ugly."

Sandstorm rolled her eyes, wondering why in the world she had liked this idiot. "So what are their names." Seeing the look on his face she said through gritted teeth, "You did think of names didn't you…"

"Uhhh."

Flash Back

Sandstorm padded up to Firestorm and rubbed against him, purring. "I'm going to have your kits."

"Cool!" Firestar exclaimed all the while eyeing the juicy squirrel on the fresh kill pile.

Sandstorm, purring, said, "And you'll think of names right?"

"Of course," Firestar said, not paying attention. "Of course I'll think of names."

End Flash Back

"Errrrr."

"You forgot didn't you," Sandstorm said angrily.

"No! Of course I didn't!" Firestar said quickly, looking subtlety around the den to find something to name his kit after. "How about, er, Wallkit, or Catkit? Or even better, KITKIT!"

If cats could facepalm, Sandstorm would have. "You want to name one of the kits KITKIT!"

Cinderpelt poked her head inside the den. "Wow that's even worse than Awesomekit! Way to go Firestar!"

"Shut up Cinderpelt! No catmint for you!"

"So you're the one whose been stealing my catmint!"

"Uhhhh no…."

"Did you know that eating more than a pound of catmint a day will kill you right?" Cinderpelt said slyly.

"What!" NOOOOO! CINDERPELT SAVE ME!" Firestar cried, throwing himself to the floor.

"Aha! So you admit to stealing my catmint!" Cinderpelt cried, triumphant.

Sandstorm hissed angrily at both of them. "What are we going to name our kits Firestar!"

Firestar looked uncertain. "Uh. How about Cinder and Sandkit?"

"Seriously. That was the best you could do?"

"Well if you don't like my ideas why don't you make them up?" Firestar asked in what he thought was a clever way to make Sandstorm make up the names for the kits without revealing he hadn't thought of names.

Sandstorm rolled her eyes. "I was thinking Leaf and Squirrelkit."

"Well if you WANT to go with boring names then sure."

"Firestar!"
"Fine, fine. But with names like that they will probably end up as failed medicine cat who had kits and a heartbroken warrior who stupidly lost her mate because she kept a secret from him!"

Cinderheart laughed. "That could never happen!"

"Yea your probably right."

Before the warrior ceremony…

Firestar lay in his den wondering why the sun always had to set. Does it just feel like going to sleep at night? Or does it just not like me? OMIGOSH THE SUN HATES MEEEEEEEEEEE!

Dustpelt poked his head into the den. "Firestar its time."
Firestar looked up. "Time for what?"

Dustpelt shook his head as if he couldn't believe what he was hearing. "You know… the warrior ceremony… your DAUGHTER'S warrior ceremony?"

"My… daughter?"

Dustpelt walked forward and smacked him in the face. "SQUIRRELPAW!"

"Oh yea. Her," Firestar said.

Duspelt looked at him suspiciously. "Have you been taking Cinderpelt's catmint again? She will retaliate…."

Firestar looked guiltily at the pile of catmint leaves in the corner of his den. "Maybe…"

Dustpelt sighed, and grabbing Firestar's tail between his teeth, dragged him out of the den.

Firestar blinked as the sun hit his eyes and climbed a rock he called 'place where my minions have to look up to me' or 'pride rock.' Spotting his daughter looking expectantly at him, his mind went into overdrive. What do call her what to call her? I know! Squirrelmint! Noticing Cinderpelt's glare quickly tossed that idea away. Hmmm….

Flashback

Firestar padded up to his daughter. He had just had a good dose of catmint, so his mind was a bit fuzzy. "Squirrelbutt!"

Squirrelpaw looked at him strangely. "What?"

Firestar looked at her sternly. "I wanted you to know that for me to accept you as my daughter, there is a certain ceremony you have to take part it.

"What is it?"

"You must fly."

"You know father, recently you have been really mean to Brambleclaw and I and I was like okay he is just being protective. But this is to much. I think I'll leave…"

Firestar shrugged. "Yea whatever. AFTER the ceremony."

Squirrelpaw gave up. 'Okay, what do I need to do?"

Firesetar looked around him. "You have to fly off 'pride rock," he said, pointing at the rock. "And you have to survive."

Squirrelpaw looked scared. "You know…. I don't remember Leafpaw having to do this."

Firestar looked down at his daughter. "Well the did. But you know who didn't? Your other sister, Barney."

"Who in StarClan is Barney?"

"She was the most beautiful daughter I have ever had the pleasure of having," Firestar sniffled. "Unfortunately she fell on her head in a berry patch and thought she was a purple dinosaur. A MALE purple dinosaur. So yea…"

"I can't believe I'm related to you," Squirrelpaw muttered.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!" Firestar shouted.

Sqirrelpaw cowered on the floor. "I said, that you are the most perfect daddy ever!"

"Good girl. NOW GO AND FLY!"

"Yes Firestar!" Squirrelpaw climbed onto the rock and threw herself off. Landing on her two feet she turned to her father and said, "I'm going hunting, with Brambleclaw."

Firestar's eyes widened with anger. "Don't you dare! That tom is going to break your heart!"

Squirrelpaw looked disgusted. "Like I could ever like him…" Without a backwards glance, she padded out of camp.

End Flashback

And she never came back…. Firestar thought to himself. Satisfied with his decision he said, "This apprentice standing before me is a ninja assassin who has learned the secret trade or origami folding from her mentor, Feathertail. This shows that she has the potential to become a, er, warrior! I, Firestar the awesome, name you Squirrelflight. Happy? Good." With a final nod of his head he went back to his den not noticing Squirrelfight and Leafpool hiding their heads in shame.

"You have got to be kidding!" Sandstorm muttered.

"And who's been stealing my catmint!"

I told you it would be random. XD If its super terrible I will delete it… :D Anyways… be nice and review! (Constructive) criticism is welcomed. Thanks!

-Mysticbreeze327