KV: Welcome to this random and weird fic that my friend and I are making.
Ryuu: Why are you doing this? Oh wait, I helped come up with this. ; No pairings, right? hopeful grin
KV: Hmm... Maybe, maybe not. I'll thionk about it.
Ryuu: thoink?
KV: Shut up.
Ryuu: Why?
KV: Anyoingness.
Ryuu: I don't get it.
KV: you're anoying.
Ryuu: Really? looks thoughtful for a moment KEWL!!!
KV: Before I act even more psychic lets start the FIC OF HORROR!!! Muhahahahaha.
Ryuu: /humor.
KV: Whatever. Can we just start? Hm?
Ryuu: Ok, whatever.
KV: Okay. The main characters we have are Kurama, Hiei, Seto, Mokuba, Joey, Koji, Koichi, InuYasha, Shippo, Kero, Suppi,...
Ryuu:cutting into KV's list Interesting...but odd... HOW THE HECK ARE
YOU GOING TO WRITE KOJI, KOICHI, KERO AND SUPPI IN CHARACTER? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY'RE LIKE!!!!
KV: Who said they had to be in character? This is a humor fic... remember?
Ryuu: Oh, yeah... But these people should be at least partially in character, or we could choose any character and have the same story.
KV: Just work with me, okay?
Ryuu: Fine, for the time being. Please continue.
KV: As I was saying before being interupted... our last main character is... Vegeta.
Ryuu: If we have him, could we have a blaziken in the story? puppy eyes PLEASE???
KV: Only if we can have Youko and Ninetails in it.
Ryuu: Okay. And we can add more people as we continue. ;; Funny list...
KV: Before we start I have to do something.
Ryuu: what?nervous
KV: You'll see in a second...Youko pops out of nowhere
Ryuu: Eep...
Youko: Hey love. What am I doing here? This isn't your other story.
KV: I have to do something before I can write this new fic.Glomps Youko's tail and then pets his ears
Ryuu: Eeww... Romance gagging noise
KV: Shut up! Now onta the story.
Ryuu: Ok!chews on ice
Joey appears in a big white space with nothing and no one around.
Joey: Hey! Where am I?
KV: In my random and insane world of the crazies.
Ryuu:Kv, can I add something to the world?
KV: Sure, after all you are helping me type this.
Ryuu:Ok! Um...Makes a tiny Chicken/dragon/cat (Fuzzish) appear
Fuzzish:Rawrnyahbawk!
KV: What! WHY DID YOU BRING THIS...THING HERE?
Ryuu:Because he(Fuzzish)'s KAWAII!!!
Joey: AM I FORGOTTEN OVER HERE???
KV: Pretty much. But the only thing Kawaii in here is Youko. Isn't that right love?
Youko: If you say so. I trust your opinion. And of course I think I look good. That is a natural thing for people to think about themselves. But Kuwabara takes it to an extreme.
Ryuu:--;;
Joey: I'm much better looking than Mr. fox over there strikes pose
Ryuu:--;;
KV: # YOU DO NOT LOOK BETTER THAN HIM! YOU SHALL DIE FOR YOU IGGNORANCE TOWARDS THE BISHIES!
Youko: --, ...
Chases Joey around with a GIANT MORNING STAR AND IS SCREAMING CURSES AT HIM
Ryuu:--; Where's the humor in this. Or the horror? mumbling We need some sugar...AND WHAT ABOUT FUZZISH?? huggles Fuzzish
KV: You want humor and horror...then hows this for horror. Chops Joeys head off and he yells at her for chopping his head off while his body looks for the missing part
Ryuu:O.o That is disturbing...
Youko: I think he looks better that way.
Ryuu: That's not very nice...
KV: You're just sticking up for him because you like him and not just as a friend. Laughs like a crazy woman
Youko: I think she's got a point.
Ryuu:seething I...DO...NOT...LIKE...HIM...OR ANYBODY FOR THAT MATTER!!!I just don't think it is nice to chop off certain people's heads. We might need these people later on.
KV: Ignoring her lecture TIME FOR MORE HUMOR! Evil smirk Chases Ryuu with Joey's head while saying kiss your lover
Ryuu:Running and seething Hey wait.... I am partially in control of this fic... Reconnects joey's head to himself Now you can't chase me so Nyah. AND I WILL GET MY REVENGE!!!
KV: You sound like me with my revenge/torture fic. Are you going to type something like that? Smiles evilly
Ryuu: no, probably not. AND REVENGE?!?!? I NEVER DID ANYTHING TO YOU!!
KV: No...but Maruken did.--
Ryuu: And I'm sure that's all my fault. smirks HEY YOUKO!! DIDJA HEAR ABOUT THE NEW GUY KV LIKES??
KV: Yes it was your fault. Everything is your fault. And yes I'm sure he hears my phone conversations with you.
Ryuu:sarcastically Oh, that makes perfect sense. And about the Youko thing... I was just saying that, but you mean you're admitting to it?
KV: Yes. I like Orlando Bloom. Youko understands. He doesn't have a supirioty problem. Smirks
Youko: Yep. She has favs and people she LIKES but she only LOVES ME!
Ryuu: Then nobody will mind if I do this? Orlando Bloom appears and gets eaten by a random dragon smirk
KV: Nope. Because I can do this...Cuts dragon in half and frees Orlando while feeding dragon to death plant Double Smirk
Ryuu: NO!!! MY BEATIFUL DRAGON FRIEND!!I WILL GET MY REVENGE SOMEDAY!!!makes Orlando Bloom dissapear
KV: Whatever. Youko...I want you to take notes on how to torture Ryuu.
Youko:Grabs notebook and pencil
KV: Good. Makes Hiei appear Hiei I want you to make fire.
Ryuu: YAY!! FIREFIREFIRE!!
Hiei: No.
KV: Do it or I'll tell your sister the truth.
Hiei: Fine. Makes fire appear
KV: Good. Now we burn the two halves of the dragons remains. Throws in fire
Ryuu: Those were fire dragons...
Dragons are revived by flames and fly away before anyone can do anything to them.
Ryuu: Be free! BE FREE!!!
KV: Youko I want you to follow it and spray water on it.
Youko: If you say so.
Ryuu: PLEEEEEEAAAAASE DON'T!! They didn't mean any harm. Besides, that was an imposter! poofs Orlando back and pulls off mask to reveal Bob Bobson
KV: WHAT!!! I HUGGED THAT THING? YOU'LL GET SOMETHING IN RETURN FOR THIS TRECHERY!
Bob:Hi. I like cheese. And mushrooms. And the number 9.
All:--;;
KV: makes him disappear Is seething Ryuu...I...Will...Get...My...Revenge...Now!
Ryuu:O.o Eeeeeeeeeep....
Youko:O.O
KV: Say goodbye to everyone.
Ryuu:'kay! Bye Youkojoeyfuzzishhieibobkv!!Oh, and bye Ryuu!
KV: Why are you saying goodbye to yourself? Oh, thats right. Because no one else will. Thinks Other than Seto that is.
Ryuu: But he's not here.
Seto pops up out of nowhere and kisses Ryuu
Ryuu:EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!! KV, that was unusually cruel. And Seto wouldn't do that.
KV: your right. He wouldn't do that and you know what? That wasn't Seto. That was Kuwabaka. Laughys Evilly
Ryuu:O.O EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW! Runs to go find something for revenge One of these days....
KV: She'll never find anything on me. Besides...there is only one thing I have that she can use against me and she'll never figure it out. Now to get rid of...these problems. Makes everyone, including Ryuu, disappear, except Youko Now for the fun. Smirk
Youko: Smirk JA NE!
KV: JA NE!
Ryuu: Why are you doing this? Oh wait, I helped come up with this. ; No pairings, right? hopeful grin
KV: Hmm... Maybe, maybe not. I'll thionk about it.
Ryuu: thoink?
KV: Shut up.
Ryuu: Why?
KV: Anyoingness.
Ryuu: I don't get it.
KV: you're anoying.
Ryuu: Really? looks thoughtful for a moment KEWL!!!
KV: Before I act even more psychic lets start the FIC OF HORROR!!! Muhahahahaha.
Ryuu: /humor.
KV: Whatever. Can we just start? Hm?
Ryuu: Ok, whatever.
KV: Okay. The main characters we have are Kurama, Hiei, Seto, Mokuba, Joey, Koji, Koichi, InuYasha, Shippo, Kero, Suppi,...
Ryuu:cutting into KV's list Interesting...but odd... HOW THE HECK ARE
YOU GOING TO WRITE KOJI, KOICHI, KERO AND SUPPI IN CHARACTER? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY'RE LIKE!!!!
KV: Who said they had to be in character? This is a humor fic... remember?
Ryuu: Oh, yeah... But these people should be at least partially in character, or we could choose any character and have the same story.
KV: Just work with me, okay?
Ryuu: Fine, for the time being. Please continue.
KV: As I was saying before being interupted... our last main character is... Vegeta.
Ryuu: If we have him, could we have a blaziken in the story? puppy eyes PLEASE???
KV: Only if we can have Youko and Ninetails in it.
Ryuu: Okay. And we can add more people as we continue. ;; Funny list...
KV: Before we start I have to do something.
Ryuu: what?nervous
KV: You'll see in a second...Youko pops out of nowhere
Ryuu: Eep...
Youko: Hey love. What am I doing here? This isn't your other story.
KV: I have to do something before I can write this new fic.Glomps Youko's tail and then pets his ears
Ryuu: Eeww... Romance gagging noise
KV: Shut up! Now onta the story.
Ryuu: Ok!chews on ice
Joey appears in a big white space with nothing and no one around.
Joey: Hey! Where am I?
KV: In my random and insane world of the crazies.
Ryuu:Kv, can I add something to the world?
KV: Sure, after all you are helping me type this.
Ryuu:Ok! Um...Makes a tiny Chicken/dragon/cat (Fuzzish) appear
Fuzzish:Rawrnyahbawk!
KV: What! WHY DID YOU BRING THIS...THING HERE?
Ryuu:Because he(Fuzzish)'s KAWAII!!!
Joey: AM I FORGOTTEN OVER HERE???
KV: Pretty much. But the only thing Kawaii in here is Youko. Isn't that right love?
Youko: If you say so. I trust your opinion. And of course I think I look good. That is a natural thing for people to think about themselves. But Kuwabara takes it to an extreme.
Ryuu:--;;
Joey: I'm much better looking than Mr. fox over there strikes pose
Ryuu:--;;
KV: # YOU DO NOT LOOK BETTER THAN HIM! YOU SHALL DIE FOR YOU IGGNORANCE TOWARDS THE BISHIES!
Youko: --, ...
Chases Joey around with a GIANT MORNING STAR AND IS SCREAMING CURSES AT HIM
Ryuu:--; Where's the humor in this. Or the horror? mumbling We need some sugar...AND WHAT ABOUT FUZZISH?? huggles Fuzzish
KV: You want humor and horror...then hows this for horror. Chops Joeys head off and he yells at her for chopping his head off while his body looks for the missing part
Ryuu:O.o That is disturbing...
Youko: I think he looks better that way.
Ryuu: That's not very nice...
KV: You're just sticking up for him because you like him and not just as a friend. Laughs like a crazy woman
Youko: I think she's got a point.
Ryuu:seething I...DO...NOT...LIKE...HIM...OR ANYBODY FOR THAT MATTER!!!I just don't think it is nice to chop off certain people's heads. We might need these people later on.
KV: Ignoring her lecture TIME FOR MORE HUMOR! Evil smirk Chases Ryuu with Joey's head while saying kiss your lover
Ryuu:Running and seething Hey wait.... I am partially in control of this fic... Reconnects joey's head to himself Now you can't chase me so Nyah. AND I WILL GET MY REVENGE!!!
KV: You sound like me with my revenge/torture fic. Are you going to type something like that? Smiles evilly
Ryuu: no, probably not. AND REVENGE?!?!? I NEVER DID ANYTHING TO YOU!!
KV: No...but Maruken did.--
Ryuu: And I'm sure that's all my fault. smirks HEY YOUKO!! DIDJA HEAR ABOUT THE NEW GUY KV LIKES??
KV: Yes it was your fault. Everything is your fault. And yes I'm sure he hears my phone conversations with you.
Ryuu:sarcastically Oh, that makes perfect sense. And about the Youko thing... I was just saying that, but you mean you're admitting to it?
KV: Yes. I like Orlando Bloom. Youko understands. He doesn't have a supirioty problem. Smirks
Youko: Yep. She has favs and people she LIKES but she only LOVES ME!
Ryuu: Then nobody will mind if I do this? Orlando Bloom appears and gets eaten by a random dragon smirk
KV: Nope. Because I can do this...Cuts dragon in half and frees Orlando while feeding dragon to death plant Double Smirk
Ryuu: NO!!! MY BEATIFUL DRAGON FRIEND!!I WILL GET MY REVENGE SOMEDAY!!!makes Orlando Bloom dissapear
KV: Whatever. Youko...I want you to take notes on how to torture Ryuu.
Youko:Grabs notebook and pencil
KV: Good. Makes Hiei appear Hiei I want you to make fire.
Ryuu: YAY!! FIREFIREFIRE!!
Hiei: No.
KV: Do it or I'll tell your sister the truth.
Hiei: Fine. Makes fire appear
KV: Good. Now we burn the two halves of the dragons remains. Throws in fire
Ryuu: Those were fire dragons...
Dragons are revived by flames and fly away before anyone can do anything to them.
Ryuu: Be free! BE FREE!!!
KV: Youko I want you to follow it and spray water on it.
Youko: If you say so.
Ryuu: PLEEEEEEAAAAASE DON'T!! They didn't mean any harm. Besides, that was an imposter! poofs Orlando back and pulls off mask to reveal Bob Bobson
KV: WHAT!!! I HUGGED THAT THING? YOU'LL GET SOMETHING IN RETURN FOR THIS TRECHERY!
Bob:Hi. I like cheese. And mushrooms. And the number 9.
All:--;;
KV: makes him disappear Is seething Ryuu...I...Will...Get...My...Revenge...Now!
Ryuu:O.o Eeeeeeeeeep....
Youko:O.O
KV: Say goodbye to everyone.
Ryuu:'kay! Bye Youkojoeyfuzzishhieibobkv!!Oh, and bye Ryuu!
KV: Why are you saying goodbye to yourself? Oh, thats right. Because no one else will. Thinks Other than Seto that is.
Ryuu: But he's not here.
Seto pops up out of nowhere and kisses Ryuu
Ryuu:EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!! KV, that was unusually cruel. And Seto wouldn't do that.
KV: your right. He wouldn't do that and you know what? That wasn't Seto. That was Kuwabaka. Laughys Evilly
Ryuu:O.O EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW! Runs to go find something for revenge One of these days....
KV: She'll never find anything on me. Besides...there is only one thing I have that she can use against me and she'll never figure it out. Now to get rid of...these problems. Makes everyone, including Ryuu, disappear, except Youko Now for the fun. Smirk
Youko: Smirk JA NE!
KV: JA NE!