Heihachi's Wife, Kazuya's Mother
By: Michelle
Author's Note: Just got the stinkin' idea when I was reading "The Tekken Committee" by Saiyan Rage, who, I say, is a really terrific writer. Who, in the name of Britney Spears, would wanna have the stinkin' Heihachi for a husband??? Anyway, this is how I would picture Heihachi's wife.
Disclaimer: Don't own Tekken...
Chapter 1
Heihachi's Wfe a.k.a. Kazuya's Mother's Profile before marrying Heihachi Mishima
Name: Haranichi Korazonizo
Age: 87
Status: Single
Place Living in: In the bottom of the Pacific Ocean
Hobbies: Touching and catching slimy fish, Pretending to be a shark, Style her hair like as a fish, Watch Diaper Commercials (specifically, Huggies)
"I wanna get married." Heihachi told his parents.
"Hmm, what did you say, son?" Mr. Mishima asked.
"I WANNA GET MARRIED." Heihachi said again.
"Sorry, dear, I didn't hear you," Mrs. Mishima asked.
"I WANNA GET MARRIED!" Heihachi yelled.
"YOU WHAT?????" Mr. and Mrs. Mishima exclaimed.
"I WANNA DARN GET MARRIED!!!! DO YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOU BEFORE I DO THE STINKIN' ACTION?????????" Heihachi yelled, like a moron. (A/N: Actually, he IS a moron.)
"Dear, how old are you?" Mrs. Mishima asked her son.
"120 years old." Heihachi answered.
"Oh, OK. You seem to be old enough to get married." Mr. Mishima told him.
"Okay, then. Bye-bye. See you in the next millenium." Heihachi answered back.
"Ok!" Mrs. Mishima said.
"Have a good time eloping!" Mr. Mishima called after him.
"Good. We can finally rest from his smelly clutches..." Mrs. Mishima told Mr. Mishima.
"Yes... For a millenium! Gosh, I'm so happy!" Mr. Mishima exclaimed as his lips reached out to peck Mrs. Mishima's cheek.
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A/N: Okay, if Heihachi's so ugly, his parents must've been ugly too. ^^ Oh well... Please send me reviews and I'll tell you what's happening next.
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