This is a true story about life, love, and what happens when the North Allegheny Marching Band goes on a trip to the Sugar Bowl. You could laugh. You probably won't cry. You may or may not end up hating Mike Ramsey. ^_^ If you don't, then you'll probably end up hating me, most of the time, things work that way. ^_^; Enjoy. You'll find explanations for just about every person, Japanese phrase, and inside joke in the Appendix.
Author's note: I left in most of my shorthand, like plus signs for and, etc., because I'm lazy and that takes less time to type.