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A/N: This is my strange first attempt at humor.
Ron's Joke
Ron:
Hey Harry, want to hear a joke?
Harry:
No
Ron:
That's great! Well here it is: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Harry:
I said no
Ron:
oh, come on, it's just a joke!
Harry:
*rolls eyes* fine
Ron:
Well?
Harry:
I don't know
Ron:
guess!
Harry:
no
Ron:
please?
Harry:
no
Ron:
pretty please?
Harry:
NO!
Ron:
*acts as sad as possible*
Harry:
Oh, fine. Because he felt like it.
Ron:
No! To get to the other side! *claps his hands gleefully*
Harry:
*looks slightly disturbed* Okay…
Ron:
Isn't it funny?
Harry:
Not really
Ron:
oh, you know it's funny
Harry:
No, it's actually pretty lame
Ron:
*looks slightly hurt*
Harry:
I'm sorry
Ron:
It's okay. Do you want to hear another one?
Harry:
NOOO!
Ron:
Great! Knock, knock….
Harry:
grrrrrrrrr………..