Speech = "Words."

Thoughts = 'Thunk.'

PROLOGUE - DAY 1

"You're looking for a part time job?" Phoenix Wright looked questioningly at his assistant, Maya Fey. She rolled her eyes. "It's not like you can afford to take me out for burgers every day like you should, Nick! You know as well as I do that we're broke!" 'Ouch, that's a low blow, Maya.' Phoenix frowned, then handed Maya a newspaper. "You can look at the classifieds, but save me the funny pages." Maya laughed. "You're such a kid, Nick." Phoenix frowned. "Pearl reads them, too!" Maya gave Phoenix a wry smile. "Nick, she's a kid." 'And so are you...' Maya flipped through the paper, before tossing the funny pages at Phoenix. As she scanned the pages, she realized just how bad job situations had gotten. '$20 a week for flipping burgers, on a twelve hour shift? No thanks.' She thought, scanning the page further. She stopped
at one page, a smile on her face. "Family pizzeria looking for Security guard to work the night shift." Phoenix looked up from the funny pages, a smirk on his face. "You really think you're security material?" Maya grinned. "See, this is easy Security." Pearl glanced up from her coloring book as Maya turned the paper around. "See? All I need to do is monitor the security cameras from 12 til 6!" Phoenix scanned the advert. 'Monitor cameras, ensure safety of equipment and animatronic characters...' "Wait, why does it say: 'Not responsible for Injury/Dismemberment'?" Maya glanced back at the page and shrugged. "Maybe because they've got kitchen equipment, Nick? They are a pizza joint, after all." 'And at $120 a week, I'll be raking it in!' Phoenix sighed. "You better stay away from the kitchen, then." Maya grinned. "Why Nick, what kind of girl do you think I am?" 'A hungry one.'

As they stood outside the busy pizzeria, Pearl clung to Phoenix's leg. "Something wrong, Pearls?" Phoenix asked. She clung tighter. "Mystic Maya... I don't
think you should work here..." Maya raised an eyebrow. "Why not, Pearly?" She frowned. "I sense some restless and angry spirits inside..." Maya squatted down to
her cousin's eye level, a confident smile on her face. "If that's the case, I'll just have to take care of them then. Right?" Pearl smile was unsure. "Right..." As Maya stood back up, Pearl backed away from the two. "Do you sense anything, Maya?" Phoenix whispered, Maya shook her head slightly. "No, maybe Pearly is just
imagining things." Phoenix placed a hand on her shoulder. "Seriously, Maya. If Pearl is right, be extremely careful." Maya rolled her eyes. "Fine. You and Pearly
are such worry warts!"

"So, you're a Spirit Medium?" The woman before her asked, an eyebrow raised. Maya nodded. The woman shrugged, and handed Maya a security uniform. "Only things you really need to wear are the hat, the radio, and the badge. Everything else is optional." Maya raised an eyebrow. "Follow me." The two passed through the empty pizzeria, it was seven o' clock and Maya was feeling nervous. They stepped through an open doorway and into a small security office, which consisted of a chair, desk, fan, computer, and a phone. "Phone connects to outside lines in case of emergencies, but is usually used for in office calls." She pulls out the chair and motions for Maya to take a seat. The woman hands Maya a tablet that's attached to the PC, and turns it on. First thing Maya sees is the animatronics, which she finds quite creepy at this angle. The woman taps some of the buttons on the tablet, switching the cameras back and forth. "Oh for Fred's sake, they still haven't fixed the kitchen camera?" She shook her head, then stepped away. "That's the basics. You'll receive a phone call tonight from your superior, so I expect you'll be on time." She smiles stiffly. "I'll return tonight to let you in, Miss Fey. Have a good night!" Maya gulps, then nods. "Thanks... I guess."

Well, one of the strangest crossovers I could think of has begun. Oh wow, I might actually have to finish this.