NOTE: This is basically a re-writing of Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenocerous as Ed Elric from FMA and Izuru Kira from Bleach would sing it. It's originally part of an ongoing fanfiction, Prepare!, which can be found here: .net/s/5456351/1/Prepare_An_Intricate_FanFic

Thanks, everyone! Please comment!

Now to anyone reading this now...

A VERY SPECIAL WELCOME TO ED AND KIRA!

They will be singing their new song; Shinigami Vs. Alchemist:

I'm the mother flippin' Shinigami!

have a Zanpaktou on my back, Killin' Hollows with attacks

And I'm Fighin'

'He's fightin' '

If you choose to believe, than do not grieve

Cause' I'll hit ya' With my Sword, and Send ya to Soul Socie-ty

I'm not just strong, I'm drawn.

Animated.

I was trained by a captain

And with episodes related.

That were blocked or deleted.

That's how it goes,

Here's the Full-Metal Al-chemist

The small, shrimp, Al-Chemist.

They call me the- the

Full-Metal AL-Chemist,

I'm the FMA protagonist...

hmmm...

...

Ah, Other fighter's DISS ME.

Say my hair is sissy!

Why? Why? Why?

What?

Why exactly?

What? Why?

Be more constructive with your feedback PLEASE.

Why?

Why? Cause I prefer my hair long, not short and spiky

Like, Ichigo's, Black Star's, or Kunisaki's?

There ain't no hair like Kunisaki's!

Hey! HO!

I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'

Who's the motherflippin?

I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Motherflippin'

*Applause*