One day, blitz Krieg was browsing the /fit/ board on halfchan when he noticed a kawaii segoi little girl and got super pissed. Since Krieg absolutely despises animu and mangos he went and told Jewoot who then told him to give his shekles or else he's wasting his time. So Krieg went all the way to Japan in a B-25 Bomber to nuke those slinky japs all the way back to the stone age. But in his haste to murder a billion people, he had forgotten the bomb at home and his daughter, Tiny Tina, hit the bomb with a hammer like the dumb ass she is. And then California sank. Praise Allah.
Krieg then slapped his hands to his face and screamed like the kid from Home Alone, "AAAAAAAAAH! I LEFT THE DANK MEMES AT HOME!" He could not fly home and he crashed in Atlantis. And then he met Poseidon who played Risk with him for a hundred years.
Krieg was sick of playing Risk cuz he sucked at it, so he ran off into the ocean but then realized it was the bottom of the ocean where he was at and the only thing keeping him alive was Poseidon and his Poseidon magic. So the pressure of the ocean crushed his skull. Abfuhgoaskjhfaklgfalkg lkhflkhas lsfa shjklfa s; ffas bluhbleyhllubebuelehfksa sorry the dog was on the keyboard lol. So then ablueblaublauehbalurebhahkalh yhkjhas anus bfkahfkahf;kha fhf oh sorry again my penis has a mind of its own. So then sexy goat mom came out of the sky and gifted him the Angel Halo sword and it saved him from under the ocean. But then it exploded so he couldn't use it anymore. He then yelled, "THANK YOU GOAT MOM!" Goat Mom flew off into the catacombs to save more children.
Japan then imploded because Poseidon is a cool guy. (Lol I don't have to do any work)
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