Dragon Quest VIII- How it really happened.
Chapter 1- How it all began.
Due to Bad Language, Crude Humor and occasional misuse of swords, this story will be rated T. So if you are under 13, scram.
Eight and the mutant king Trode were traveling along a path to the town of Farebury, When they came along a bridge. Standing on the bridge was Yangus a fat bandit. "Pay up Yo, that is my turf" said Yangus. "You Flea Ridden mongul, get out of my way or you will have to deal with my friend here" said King Trode while pointing at Eight. "Wooooah, is that caramel tofu!" asked Yangus with a face covered in awe.
"Yesss" said Eight.
"Well that still is not enough to pass that bridge, its my Turf" While making waving his hands.
"Yesss" said Eight.
"That's it nine, show him what you're made of!" screamed Trode.
"Yesss" said Eight.
Soon, Eight engaged in battle with Yangus. Nine threw a pokeball and an agumon came out. "An Agumon is a digimon, you nincompoop!" Screamed Trode.
"Yesss" said Eight.
"Woooooah, is that MAYONAISSE!" Said Yangus loudly, soon a whole lot of slimes came at the sound of the fattening sauce.
"Some strong monsters, Yangus lets team up and beat theCRUD out of them!" screamed Eight
"Ok" said Yangus withoutdoubt
"Oh, no the slimes are joining together, its...its...a rock" said Trode with a confused look.
"What's wrong with them!" asked Eight
"He's thinking Arby's" said Yangus
"Not him, the slimes!" screamed Eight
"Who cares, lets beat the CRUD out of it!" screamed Yangus.
"Ok" said Eight
After squishing the rock, some orbs came out
"They are skill points" said Eight
"Do we beat the CRUD out of them?" asked Yangus stupidly
"No, we sell them on Ebay" responded Eight
"Ok, hey look, a town!" screamed Yangus
"Lets go burn it!" screamed Eight
"No, lets beat the CRUD out of it!" screamed Yangus
"Ok" responded Eight stupidly
"Idiots, why do they keep screaming?" thought Trode
First Chaptah done, R&R.