I do not own the hobbit.
The plot was an experience that my mum and dad had in their past. Mum's Bilbo, dad's Thorin. Enjoy.
17 year old Bilbo sat on the waltzers with a portion of his gang from the Shire they were the bees knees in their town no one would say one bad word to them. So he was on the waltzers with his best friends Nori and Bofur and he noticed The rest of his gang arguing with The Erebor gang his first though ' oh fuck . . . '
The leader of the Erebor gang Thorin Durin. Thorin Durin was the hot of the hot in Erebor and Bilbo was in love with him ( even if he was dating Smaug . . . ). Bilbo was trying to see why they were arguing but all he got was loud shouts.
The waltzers came to a slow stop and when Bilbo got off he saw that the Erebor gang had bugered off and Thorin stood alone. And then Drogo Bilbo's cousin began to punch him. And Thorin just stood there. Taking all Drogo gave. Bilbo gasped and tried to get to Thorin. But Nori and Bofur held him back. Bilbo tried to kick and claw at them but nothing would give.
Punch after punch Thorin stood his ground shaking his head after every punch. All the while Bilbo knew if he could just get to Thorin he could end it the Shire gang would just leave him. "Let me just get to him!" He kept shouting. The Erebor gang just hanging in the shadows so scared to do anything.
Drogo stopped punching and Thorin looked at him tilting his head. "Is that all you got? That bearly tickled."
Smaug walked over to Thorin and stared him down having only an inch in height on him and said " Run along little Durin you lost this fight." He smirked a wicked smirk and cackled slowly.
Thorin smiled a bit of blood dribbled down his top. "I won't fight someone I know I will beat, you on the other hand-" He punched smaug right in the beak knocking him backwards a few paces and looked shocked at Thorin. The Erebor gang slowly walked back behind Thorin. 'Fight one fight us all' not being mentioned but silently said.
Bilbo wriggled through his friends and ran to be in front of Thorin and Smaug. Smaug growled "Fuck off Bilbo I got him stand with the others this little shit will be gone soon enough"
"No you will this is ending, now." Bilbo looked at Nori and Bofur and glared.
"What are you on about Bilbo come on let's just go if you want maybe back to yours" he winked and Bilbo cringed.
"Nope not happening your leaving you're and evil prick what was it you said 'a fight should be fair' when the hell was that fair when Thorin just stood there. Hmm . . . exactly it wasn't".
Smaug looked at Bilbo and then to Thorin fine I'll talk to you soon then."
"Ah you know what don't bother we're down Smaug" Bilbo smiled with glaring eyes.
Thorin was a little shocked by this he knew Bilbo sure but he'd never seen this side of him. Bilbo turned around to look at him and "Are you okay I know you're not one to cry and all but you are bleeding"
"Oh I'm fine" He raised an eyebrow "How you doin' "
"Cute." Bilbo gave a not impressed look.
"Sooo that was pretty cool ta for that" He winked and stalked away with his friends.
Fili, Kili and Frodo all sat as Thorin and Bilbo finished their drunk story.
"And that was a very traumatic thing I went through you know Imagine now Frodo if it was Sam you saw bring beat up it was awful imagine" Bilbo said pouring more vodka.
"It really wasn't that bad I bearly felt anything." Thorin shrugged drinking more.
Fili rolled his eyes. "Okay dad, pap can we go now this was not our idea of a good night listening to your . . . "
"Stories ?" Kili supplied
"Yeah stories we're gonna go um"
"Watch tv my shows on" Frodo said, as they all ran out of the room.
Bilbo looked to Thorin "I really didn't like what happened"
Thorin smiled "I know love" He said hugging his husband.