(One day Koyomi opened up his Hanekawa stash to check it out)

- Let's see. Pantsu, bra & hair. What would it be today? That's right! I'll go with the pantsu this time since I had the bra last week.

(Before he could sniff Hanekawa's pantsu Shinobu came out)

- Omae-sama, what are you doing?

(Shinobu kicks the pantsu from him)

- What are doing Shinobu? Not that. You should be sound asleep right now. I was not able to have a good night sleep last night because you keep tickling and snuggling me all over almost every hour.

- Hey! That is not my fault. You kept smooching me while still sleeping. I have to change position to keep you from doing that. What is with you anyway?

- I don't even remember doing that. Are you sure, you are not making that up?

- Give me your phone.

- Why?

- I'll show you something.

- Here you go!

(Shinobu browse to the picture and showed it to him)

- See! I made sure to collect some evidence this time.

- You do know that things like this is dangerous. What if Hanekawa or Hitagi sees this?

- Like I care! You reap what you sow!

- That is a little cold of you but I will let it slide this time since I'm at fault here.

- Who else could it be? More importantly, what were you dreaming exactly? I'm asking because you have been doing it for quite some time now.

- What! This happened more than once?

- Yes! But this is first time you did it none stop. Before, I only have to move a little for you to stop but last night you became like a hungry beast.

- I'll try to ignore the last part. Let us see. What was it? (Araragi thought it over for a minute and he finally remembered something) Oh!

- What is it?

- I was dreaming that... I was eating a large donut but the donut keeps running away half eaten.

- You did it all because of that?

(Shinobu kicked him on the knee, hard)

- Ouch! Why did you do that? It is probably your fault. I told you to drink lots of water and wash your mouth after eating donuts and you would not listen to me. The taste and scent of the donut must have lingered so it gave me the urge to lick your mouth clean.

- But! But still.

- No buts! I guess it's both our fault. Make sure to drink water and wash your mouth.

- No! I have a better idea. I'll let you clean my mouth next time instead. I made a mistake in evading and that is why you were not able to finish cleaning me up.

- Don't make me a cleaning tool! Shinobu! You really have a weird way of fixing things.

- It must be because you are influencing my decision making like always.

- I doubt that is even true. Now let me go back to what I was doing.

- About that!

- What?

- Here you go! (Shinobu removes and throws her pantsu hose to him) Sniff this instead. It is better than that rotting pantsu you've been keeping there. I know you have not washed those for months. I can't take any more of that stinking stuff. Next time I'll wear a bra and let my scent sink into it and give it to you afterwards. How does that sound?

- (gulp) Shinobu!

- What?

- Can I ... (he gets cut)

- Don't even say it. You need to wait for a 1000yrs before you can have that.

- What an amazing tease from a little girl. You said it would take 100yrs for the kiss but it only took less than a month.

- Hmp!

(Shinobu kicks his balls and returned to his shadow)

- Ouch! That was really harsh of her. Now where was I? Right!

(Sniff sniff sniff)