The Shebams Add On Story(hence the ...'s)
Once there was a
imdb board where the SHEBAMS went and talked. They talked of kartik
and simon and debated things like Casting ideas, meanings of quotes
and whether or not trees blow up. But they also had a secret...there
secret was that they sinned? Do you know what that sin was? It was
the sinnation of nubs. The nubs are the very ESSENCE of LIFE! And
they used the nubs to...molest Kartik's branches. And with this
molestation, the Kartik tree became happy and waited every night for
Gerard aka God to bless the SHEBAMS with banana nubs so they could
smoke them and dance around Kartik in an Indian style. They
chanted...I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry
chapstick. In the corner Ash and Grace would hide in the corner
making out, pretending to quarrel about wether Kartik wore boxers or
breifs. Meanwhile, Everyone else has an awesome time, high on the
beautiful leaves of there beloved Kartik. The invisible rapist of
Londens is having his shot with Kartik tree, and He say "NO! I
dont roll that way dude," but no one cares because Heather...and
Londen are singing dancing queen, while...Belle starts to do the
macarena and eating a Kartik branch... and then there came two nell
hawkins clones becca and steph who turned the party into a
fantabulous SHABAMtastic party while steph stole a yard of beccas
pants then catapulted her out the window so becca could grow red bull
wings and feed her D.O.G... with NIm's arm. Then the All might
Penguin, Kirsten, Came and freed the beautiful Kartik, and the whole
gang,excluding ash and grace who were too busy cuddling in the
corner, went to the Cave of sighs to see who was Kartiks true love,
and of course, Heather was his one true love and they went off to
dream about grace swaying with kartiks emerald leaves because he
was... doped up and amazingly hott! This dream led into some explict
details and then they woke to see a bunch of angry faces and Londen
tapping her foot and Grace grabs them by the ears and... then the
nell clones made a reappearance and punched everyone in the ovaries
with a ninja shriek then ran to hijack the twilight boards where...
all the SHEBAMs viciously attacked edward and made jacob fall on a
stick beacuse...
They were gay for one another anyway! After they
beat all the characters from twilight to death, they went to Harry
Poter and... stole his glasses so he can't see, and switched out
Becca's regular Cheetos for Flamin Hot ones and Stephie 'forgets' to
send water via psychic vibe so her mouth is aflame and... she beats
him over the head with his nimbus 2000 which is on fire from her
breathing on it and goes hunting for her clones ice water when she
runs into killer bambi and...Becca and Stephie go on Wilderness
Adventure and come across the Vengeful Easter Panda and fight an epic
battle with him, but the Panda is too tough to be beat so they call
it a tie and then some random hick from across the street starts
blasting Breathe Me by Sia and then all the trees start running
around wildly and then... becca and steph put on ninja clothes and
found the child that would save the world only it was the spawn of
zac effron and miley cyrus with a peanut for a brain Ashley came in
and saved the child of stupidity, by eating the peanut and running
away, in the meantime... becca was diligently blogging the whole
situation when she got attacked by two twilight lovers who turned out
to be ash and graces evil twins...crages & sha. crages & sha
attacked becca with their breaking dawn books, and threw midnight sun
crumpled paper balls at her, then, suddenly, dom jumped from the
katik-tree (which she was sitting in) and... landed on top of bry,
bry started cursing and yelling because dom broke her fingers,
meaning she couldn't talk to her shebams, so super Alexis and her
love the Energizer bunny come and save bry by magically healing bry's
fingers with the bunny's drum, then... becca and steph came out of
the daze of the twilighters realizing that they lead you astray with
false promises and ran to ninja kick the giant purple people eater
who was terrorizing ash by eating all the purple tootsie pops. Then a
tree pirate came and took Kartik's magical hat so all the SHEBAMS
came and Ninja kicked th epirate and Grace took out her jedi stick
and stuck it where the pirate's sun don't shine. Meanwhile, Ash had
come to save grace with her ninja skills and ran to save the shebams
who had gotten themselves stuck in France. So Kirsten suggested they
go to the Moulin Rouge, where she started flirting with Christian,
but Gracey got jealous and... Started doing the can-can with Londen,
but then the clones becca and steph abducted grace and took her to
their secret mansion of doom and put her in locked tower up high in
the big mansion of doom which was guarded by and evil fire breathing
dragon of doom only to be rescued by her true lover, the Phantom! He
began singing and the stones of the mansion started to... crumble,
and trying to eat the shebams, so they ran, but sadly steph was
eaten. They all felt bad about steph so they went to the realms to
search for her and they found her part of the Gorgon's ship. The
SHEBAMS decided to...see if they could pull steph off the ship, but
she was stuck. So they all got on the Gorgon and rode to...the Tree
of All Souls which contained a spell to free Steph. So, they freed
her. Suddenly a, million Twilight fans started to attack. Kirsten
yelled "THIS IS 1895!", which turned out to be a spell and
everyone became... little small cute puppy dogs, with a vicious bite.
but they contained these dogs in a board called the twilight board,
and sometimes they would mess with the puppies by... saying that
Edward was better than Kartik. This made the SHEBAM puppies so angry
that they were eventually freed from the spell. Their first order of
business after being freed was to...get revenge and then find there
kartik and tell them there story and then call him Papa Kartik, and
then he would become there pimp and...soon he would be a Grandpapa
Kartik so he is very old but Miss McCleethy becomes a mad scientist
and has an aging potion... that would turn all the shebams into
infants, but before the shebams could take it...they were turned into
rock and roll stars and a epic battle of the bands ensued. The
Phantom, Christian, and Kartik were the lead singers. The SHEBAMS
started to play... the best song the world ever heard.
The
WHOLE WORLD LOVED IT. So now they could take the potion but they had
to, do the one thing they always wanted to do before they drank it so
they each...
Loved up Kartik and Gorgon un til the fell in to a
coma of ... awesomeness and cant wake up unless...all of the SHEBAMS
give Kartik a kiss of true love and the Gorgon an epic enchanted
sword. So, the SHEBAMS started fighting over who would kiss Kartik
first, when.. Dom jumped from the tree again and landed on kartik, so
He turned to get her off of him, and she kissed him, and Kartik
reached for Heather who was knocked with Kirsten's penguin powers.
Kirsten snogged Kartik and... died, luckily a nymph showed up and
gave her the gift of life, but for a price... She had togive her all
of her skin there for she would walk around just muscle and bones, no
skin. It was a hard choice, but she chose to stay live with out skin,
but because she had no skin, she got sick and Christian said that he
would give his skin for hers. Kirsten did not want him to make that
sacrifice for her. So... Chirstian held Kirsten in his arms and cried
in such a fashiion everyone was like SHUT UP ALREADY, it sounds so
fake, even though it was real, it was intolerable. So christian went
on to write a story. A Story about... cheese.