I don't own this 3 year old show. (sorry to all the makers of this…interesting show but.. No one watches it any more so I thought of this…..(its also a piece of gunk.))
I refer to the tennis ball guy as ball and the dog as dog.
Ball: Oh doggie! How much I need a girlfriend! I hate my life! All the birds think my hair is candy and evil people turn me upside down and bounce me. L
Dog: Why would I care? Your made of clay. So am I. I think. We shouldn't have feelings. So I don't care.
Ball: Well then. Thank you so much Mr. Negative.
Dog: As I said we don't have feelings.
Ball: Well I adopted you didn't I?
Dog: no. it was more like this: "oh I'm Mr. Ball Head and if I'm going to go on TV I need a dog so little kids will love me." and the creators sadly made me to star in this "Big hit" of yours.
Ball: What's wrong with you?
Dog: what's wrong with me? You're the guy with a ball for a head and always going "I spy you spy lets all play I SPY!" I DON'T WANT TO I SPY WITH YOU! YOU ARE IRRITATING AND ANNYONING! So back to that girlfriend thing. No one wants to go out with you.
Ball: your right….
(back round guy screams "in one minute we start")
Ball and dog: I spy You spy Lets all play I SPY!
Dog: KILL ME! If you want a next chapter please respond. Well comment. Well its more of a statement… YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!