Note: I don't own any thing but my Oc, Anya Gale.

"When recruted into the X-Men, you have to be in top fitness and mental condition, you also need to be prepared and have to follow Directions from the team's leader and blah blah blah blah. Wow, really hand out a damn brochure for this. Well, Fuck that shit."

And Thus the "Rules" then became known as sugestions.

So...

Rule #1

Don't cut peoples hair when they're asleep

(Yeah, apperently when people go to bed with a pony tail, they usally wanna wake up with a

pony tail)

(Took Gambit a year to gow his hair back)

(And sorry doesn't cut it eather, so revenge shall take place the next day)

Rule #2

Don't test Wolverine's healing factor

(By which I mean, hit him with a frying pan in his sleep)

(Bobby, Jubilee, and I, with a few younger students watched, 'Tangled' that night)

(We had to clean the Danger Room! Whail it was on! During his training session with Gambit!)

Rule #3

If you need to make a quick store run, don't go to Walmart

(Bobby and I started palying soccer in the middle of the store)

(Breaking the Front door; $250. Having the workers play with you; Priceless)

Rule #4

The Movie 'Dodge Ball' has been band

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!"

(Me to new Member)

"But Mam, were learning offensive prosedures, what does that have to wit-"

"Shut the hell up! I'm the teacher!"

(I actually thew a wrench next)

(Still don't even know where the wrench even came from)

Rule #5 (based on Rule #3)

Playing Walmart: The Game has been forever band

(The rules are you can only get 2 items, they can't be condoms or lube, and you need to try to

freak out the cashier)

(Once I was playing vs. Remy, Bobby, and Jubes)

(Jubilee got a tv and a Sledge Hammer)

(Bobby got a baby doll and some gasoline)

(Remy got a 2ft long metal chain and '50 Shades of Grey')

(And I got Trash bags and a Butcher Knife, and I put myself on the conaier bet)

(They now test my sanity back at the Institue)

Rule #6

Food fights at dinner are highly disaproved

(Some people don't like food fights)

(Espically Remy, when he makes the food at least)

(God, I still remeber the entire bowl of gumbo on his head)

(Laughed my ass off the rest of the day!)

Rule #7

The Teams motto isn't "Nut Up or Shut up"

(I watched Zombieland that day)

(Logan really liked it a lot)

(Remy laughed so hard when I told him, the water he was dirinking came out his nose)

(I also started yelling it to new students during my Danger Room session)

(Rogue and Jean yelled at me, but it was totally worth it!)

Rule #8

Don't twist the lessons movies are supposed to teach you

(The Little Mermaid; it's okay to run away and get married at the age of Fucking 15)

(Aladdin; It's okay to steal)

(Pocahontas; Everyone's Racist)

(Pet Sematary taught me if you love something bring it back, espesally if it's a dead pet)

(A week later, I tried to bring back my pet dog, Bark Vader)

(It didn't work, but I past my sanity test again)

(Sweeney Todd; I make horrible pies)

Rule #9

Don't skip any classes

(Scott wasn't please to find out that I skipped half the school day)

(He was even less pleased to find out that Gambit was the one who found me)

(And literally dragged me back to school)

(Gambit blew up a mail box on the way back)

(They both gave me a lecture)

(Who knew that they had something in common and cared for my education!?)

Rule #10

Try to stick to one language while having a conversation with someone

(Remy and I switched the language form english to french several times while talking with Scott and Jean )

(Their faces were priceless!)

("I think Scott est une petite chienne. Vos pensées?")