A Green Harmony
Armonia Vita was not happy. She had been sent, with her Vice Captain, to the real world, on a rather trivial mission. Part of their mission was to become students at the same high school as Ichigo Kurosaki and observe him and his friends to see how they were re-adjusting to the real world again.
"Come onMidori!" she called over her shoulder as she and her Vice Captain, Midori, reached sidewalk in front of the doors of the school. "We're gonna be late for class!"
They arrived at their first class just barely on time, Armonia walking ahead, walking tall, and Midori following her meekly, with her head bowed and her shoulders hunched. Armonia turned and hissed "Head up Midori!" and Midori responded by straightening her back...and not raising her head.
"I apologize for my friend's demeanour, Sensei. I'm afraid there's no help for her." she said, bowing to the teacher and glaring at Midori over her shoulder.
"Ah...it's...quite alright Miss Vita. As you are new in this school, I will ask that Ichigo Kurosaki and Chad Sado show you around the school today." replied the teacher. Ichigo and Chad stood up.
"All four of you are excused from class for the rest of the day so you can learn your way around."
"Thank you Sensei." Said Armonia, once again bowing, and then waiting for the boys to lead the way before following them out.
They decided to split up, and after walking for a while through the hallways, Chad said he had to stop at a classroom and get some homework for a friend of his that was sick. Armonia decided to wait in the hallway. As she was leaning against the wall, a couple of tougher guys approached her.
"Hey hot stuff!" Said the first, leaning against the wall in front of her as the other one leaned behind her to try and corner her.
"Piss off, dipshit." she said flatly.
"What if I don't want to?" he asked defiantly, leaning closer and reaching for one of her breasts.
"Then Morso may have a problem with you." she said, with a crafty smile spreading on her face. The guy paused halfway to her chest.
"Morso?" he asked sounding highly amused, "Who the hell is Morso?"
"Keep reaching and you're gonna find out." she said, with a slight hint of promiscuity.
"Ah, see you're warming up to me already!" he said and kept reaching. Once he was within an inch of her chest, a ferret popped out of pouch under Armonia's bra and bit deeply into the guy's wrist. He shrieked and clutched his wrist in agony.
"Meet Morso. His name means 'Bite' in my native tongue. And he doesn't like ANYONE bothering his momma." she said with an evil grin as she dug the 4 inch, spiked heel of her shoe into the instep of the guy behind her.
By the time Chad came out of the classroom with a stack of papers, she was dusting off her hands and standing next to a bubbling, groaning pile of narcissistic asshole.
"Whu...?" asked Chad, his eyebrows raising in surprise.
"They were harrasing me." She said simply, holding her hand next to a pocket in her shirt. Morso hopped out into her hand. "And neither Morso here or I put up with that."
"Mhmm...if there is a next time...it might be better just to come get me. I don't get in trouble for throwing around bad guys anymore, but you might. I wouldn't want you to start out your first year here with a bad reputation." Said Chad, recovering somewhat from his initial shock.
Meanwhile, in a hallway across the school, Midori was walking silently behind Ichigo. She only knew where she was going because she was watching his feet and going where they were going. After a while she started spacing out, daydreaming, as she already had a crush on Ichigo. Because of this daydreaming, she didn't realize he had stopped soon enough not to crash into him.
"OMIGOD! I am SO sorry!" she squeaked, before hiding her face in her hands.
"It's ok Midori. It's probably pretty scary to be at a new school, so I can't blame you for being a bit nervous. You've got nothing to be nervous about by the way." He replied before, gently pulling her up next to him and continuing walking. She kept trying to drift back behind him, but he kept a hand on her shoulder and kept her level with himself. After a while of the same general silence, the lunch bell rang.
"Ah, saved by the bell, eh? Follow me. I'll actually let you now." Ichigo said with a smirk. He lead her up onto the roof, where he and his friends had been eating lunch together since the first day of school in their freshmen year.
"Hey guys. This is Midori. She's new." he said, by way of introduction, before plunking himself down and digging into his lunch. Keigo immediately rose and stumbled over to them.
"Ichigo! It's so not fair! Why are you always the one that gets to show around the cute new girls?" He wailed before dropping too his knees in front of Midori. He snatched her hand and managed to kiss it before she snatched it back and hid behind her lunchbox.
"Keigo Asano, ever at your service lovely lady-" was all he managed to get out before Ichigo punched him in the face and sent him flying. He inched a little closer to Midori protectively. She blushed and silently handed him a cracker with sweet bean paste on it. He looked kind of startled and took it, inclining his head slightly in thanks before devouring it. As he finished the cracker, Chad and Armonia approached the group.
"How did your tour go?" asked Ichigo blandly as he stretched with a bored expression on his face.
"She beat up Tafu Iseki and Nakkuru Toso!" said Chad, as Keigo, noticing that Armonia was A.) stunning B.) busty and C.) in a skirt, scrambled to find a chair for her. As Keigo was running around looking for a chair, Armonia looked around the corner, found one and brought it over for herself. By the time Keigo came back with a chair, she was halfway through her lunch.
"Wha..! But...but...who brought you that chair?" he asked.
"I got it for myself.." she said simply, not even looking up from her food.
"Are none of you guys gentlemen enough to find the lady a seat? That she had to go find one for herself?" he asked with exaggerated incredulity. He found himself sitting flat on his ass with Armonia's foot on his forehead.
"Calm down man, this is the 2000s. A girl can happily find herself a chair these days." She said, and went back to her lunch. Mizuiro came running up to the group.
"Sorry I'm late guys! I had to finish some work in my literature class."
"Hey!" Said Armonia, "This one's kinda cute!" Mizuiro turned bright red and lowered his head. Keigo immediately attacked him.
"WHYDOALLTHEGIRLSTHINKTHATYOU'RECUTERTHANME?" he hollered, beating Mizuiro over the head with his fists.
"I can't help it Keigo! Ouch! Hey! Leave me alone!" cried Mizuiro as he tried to shelter himself from the jealous blows of his best friend.
"Are they always like this?" Armonia asked Chad out of the corner of her mouth as she watched them fight and argue with morbid fascination.
"Basically." he replied.
"Hmmmm.." she said, the evil smile returning on her face. Midori recognized the look and giggled slightly, once again hiding her face behind her lunchbox.
"Hey! Hold it boys!" she hollered bringing the fight to a grinding halt. "On second thought: neither of you are all that cute." they both wilted visibly. "I think I like Chad best." she stated, curling up against his side, much to his delight and surprise. Keigo and Mizuiro immediately became best of friends again and joined each other in the corner, hiding themselves in shame while uttering dire threats of revenge.