Disclaimer: I unfortunately do not own the Animorphs. ::sigh:: Now that
would be nice. Anyway, I also do not own Taco Bell.
A/N I was a little hyper when I wrote this, so take that into mind. Do not forget, this story is supposed to be FUNNY. You do not want to know how many people thought this was a serious story. Also, r/r.
The Very Dangerous Mission
Jake
My name is Jake. I cannot tell you my last name or any other information about me. If I do they could find me. They are the-.
"Jake, what are you writing?"
"Sorry, Mr. Viral. Just something for English."
"Okay, but this is math class now. Please concentrate."
"Yes, sir."
Anyway, my name is Jake. You probably have heard all of this already so I'll just cut to the chase. I had to think of a way to tell my friends Marco, Cassie, and Rachel to go to Cassie's barn after school. I had an important mission to work out. I knew what classes all of them were in. I decided to go for the subtle approach.
"Mr. Viral, can I go to the bathroom. I need to get, I mean, go.there now," I asked.
"If you must, Jake."
I quickly hurried out of the classroom and down the hall to the science class. I knew Cassie and Marco were in there. Unfortunately, we also knew this teacher was a Yeerk. I would have to be extremely sneaky. I could not arouse suspicion. I knocked on the door and went in.
"Excuse me, I need Marco and Cassie for a project that for some reason we all got paired together. We normally hardly ever see each other in a group, like at the mall or something."
"Do you have a note?"
"Uhhhhhh, my dog ate it?"
"I am sorry but you will just have to wait until after school, in about twenty minutes."
Fortunately I had already flashed the secret signal to meet at Cassie's barn. It consisted of pulling my ear twice and then scratching my nose three times. Marco nodded, Cassie just stared blankly at me. Then Marco reached over and whispered in her ear. She nodded, also.
After that, I went to the history classroom to tell Rachel. She sat by the door and after tapping on it several times and ducking when the teacher looked over, she finally turned and saw me give the signal.
Finally I could rest assured. My friends would be there. Ax and Tobias already knew because of Ax's telepathic powers that had appeared last night. I went back to class then, but had to go to the bathroom and asked to leave again. Mr. Viral gave me a funny look and said yes. By the time I finished, school was over. I quickly morphed and flew to the barn. Everyone else was already there.
"What is the mission this time, Jake?" asked Marco.
"Go attack the Yeerk pool?" asked Rachel.
"Try and steal a Bug fighter so Ax can get home?" asked Cassie.
"Go identify more Controllers?" asked Marco.
Ax, don't you know? asked Tobias.
No, alas my powers have vanish. Please tell O Great Prince Jake.
"Okay, everyone. This is going to be our toughest mission yet."
Everyone held his or her breath.
"We are going to.go to Taco Bell."
Gasp.
"And not leave till Ax can eat the hot sauce without going crazy."
"No!" everyone except Ax cried.
"That is impossible, Jake." Marco.
"We could never accomplish it." Cassie.
"Let's not do it!" Rachel.
Jake, that is insane!! Tobias.
Even I know I could not do that, O Great Prince Jake. Ax.
"Well, we're doing it."
A/N Well? Should I continue?? Please review and tell. Give me some ideas too. If you don't like it tell me why. Thanks!
A/N I was a little hyper when I wrote this, so take that into mind. Do not forget, this story is supposed to be FUNNY. You do not want to know how many people thought this was a serious story. Also, r/r.
The Very Dangerous Mission
Jake
My name is Jake. I cannot tell you my last name or any other information about me. If I do they could find me. They are the-.
"Jake, what are you writing?"
"Sorry, Mr. Viral. Just something for English."
"Okay, but this is math class now. Please concentrate."
"Yes, sir."
Anyway, my name is Jake. You probably have heard all of this already so I'll just cut to the chase. I had to think of a way to tell my friends Marco, Cassie, and Rachel to go to Cassie's barn after school. I had an important mission to work out. I knew what classes all of them were in. I decided to go for the subtle approach.
"Mr. Viral, can I go to the bathroom. I need to get, I mean, go.there now," I asked.
"If you must, Jake."
I quickly hurried out of the classroom and down the hall to the science class. I knew Cassie and Marco were in there. Unfortunately, we also knew this teacher was a Yeerk. I would have to be extremely sneaky. I could not arouse suspicion. I knocked on the door and went in.
"Excuse me, I need Marco and Cassie for a project that for some reason we all got paired together. We normally hardly ever see each other in a group, like at the mall or something."
"Do you have a note?"
"Uhhhhhh, my dog ate it?"
"I am sorry but you will just have to wait until after school, in about twenty minutes."
Fortunately I had already flashed the secret signal to meet at Cassie's barn. It consisted of pulling my ear twice and then scratching my nose three times. Marco nodded, Cassie just stared blankly at me. Then Marco reached over and whispered in her ear. She nodded, also.
After that, I went to the history classroom to tell Rachel. She sat by the door and after tapping on it several times and ducking when the teacher looked over, she finally turned and saw me give the signal.
Finally I could rest assured. My friends would be there. Ax and Tobias already knew because of Ax's telepathic powers that had appeared last night. I went back to class then, but had to go to the bathroom and asked to leave again. Mr. Viral gave me a funny look and said yes. By the time I finished, school was over. I quickly morphed and flew to the barn. Everyone else was already there.
"What is the mission this time, Jake?" asked Marco.
"Go attack the Yeerk pool?" asked Rachel.
"Try and steal a Bug fighter so Ax can get home?" asked Cassie.
"Go identify more Controllers?" asked Marco.
Ax, don't you know? asked Tobias.
No, alas my powers have vanish. Please tell O Great Prince Jake.
"Okay, everyone. This is going to be our toughest mission yet."
Everyone held his or her breath.
"We are going to.go to Taco Bell."
Gasp.
"And not leave till Ax can eat the hot sauce without going crazy."
"No!" everyone except Ax cried.
"That is impossible, Jake." Marco.
"We could never accomplish it." Cassie.
"Let's not do it!" Rachel.
Jake, that is insane!! Tobias.
Even I know I could not do that, O Great Prince Jake. Ax.
"Well, we're doing it."
A/N Well? Should I continue?? Please review and tell. Give me some ideas too. If you don't like it tell me why. Thanks!
