This all started with an email...we were sniffing toast :
Me and my friends are in the beginning but we eventually poof away and it gets better. Just read it.
Cindy: I ate too much skittles
Rebecca: Omg! Cindy, we must operate IMMEDIATLEY!!
Cindy: It's in MY KIDNEY THOUGH!! Please not my kidney anything but my kidney
Rebecca: Umm okay...then how bout your liver?? lol
Cindy: Liver? Hmmm well what does my liver do??
Rebecca: Umm, I'm not sure but I think takes the poisons out of your body or something...yea that's too important. How about your appendix?? That doesn't do ANYTHING!!
Cindy: Where is it in my body if it is below the waist nooo way!! Or above my chest!! lol
Rebecca: 'tis in your side. and we must operate immediately cendy!! CARLISLE, GET OVER HERE NOWW!!
Cindy: lol I got it I don't mind operate now!!
Rebecca: Okay! But first you have 2 fill out these forms!! hands her a HUGE stack of papers these say that we (me and Carlisle) are in no way responsible for any injury or death during this operation. You also cannot sue either of us. Just sign here, here, here, here, here, here, annnnnd here
Cindy: Right I guess hey wtf?! I'm going to live right?! Maybe u should let Carlisle do it by himself okay?? You're my friend it's just I don't want to die okay? -signs here here here here here here annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd here- Right then sooo yea where do u start?
Rebecca: Fine just Carlisle will operate. Let's begin! Okay umm Carlisle??
Carlisle: Okay Cendy, first we...umm...uh first we give u laughing gas!! -gives u laughing gas mask thingy majiggy-
Gianna: -walks in- OMG!! IT'S A CULLEN!! REBECCA, GRAB THE NET!!
Rebecca: Okay! –grabs net and throws it over Carlisle-
Carlisle: -shreds the net into pieces-
Gianna: Dammit!!
Rebecca: -shrugs-
Cindy: Carlisle what are we doing next? bahh hahah
Carlisle: Next I have to operate! Now where did that knife go...?
Cindy: Knife? Can u put me to sleep Carlisle? I don't like blood please just put me too sleep
Carlisle: Fine! I'll put u to sleep. GAWD, you humans are no fun! A little pain isn't gonna hurt...wait, never mind. umm, how do I put u to sleep?? uhh...
-Edward runs in-
Edward: Ooh ooh I know! Pick me! Pick meeeeeee!!
Carlisle: Edward?
Edward: YES! Oh yeah he picked me! I luvs u Carlisle! -hugs Carlisle-
Carlisle: o.O
Edward: -jumping up and down- Mmkay! I think we should...ummmmmmmmm...hold hands and sing a lullaby!! What do YOU think cendy?!
Cindy: Omg yeah!! What do u think Rebecca?! Omg of course, sing!! Sing please u have a lovely voice!! ((thinking: OMG I think I'm falling over Edward damn it !! he's drop dead gougous!!))
Rebecca: Well duh of course we should sing!! Edward's sooooooo hot and has a super mega ultra lovely voice!!
Edward: START SINGING!!
Edward: Okey dokey! What song should I sing?!
Cindy: I don't know
Rebecca: What??
Edward: Singing cause it's nine in the afternooooon! And your eyes r the size of the mooooon! You could cause you can so you dooooo! We're feeling so good, just the way that we do, when it's nine in the afternooooon!!
Cindy: Never mind -falls to sleep-
Carlisle: Mmkay! Now we operate! Edward, hand me the knife thingy
Edward: Here ya go
Cindy: -still asleep but slaps Rebecca- mmmm shut-up Edward sing mmmmm
Rebecca: OW! that hurted! Bring it beezy!!
Edward: -singing while talking- Come now we shouldn't be fighting we should be-
Carlisle: OPERATING!!
Edward: ...Sure why not -shrugs-
Rebecca: Bleh
Carlisle: Mmkay -cuts cendy open-
Rebecca: Eww it's all...ew.
Edward: Omg I'm losing control! I'm a maniac, a maniac on the floor!! -starts break dancing-
Rebecca: Go Edward! Go Edward!! It's your birthday
Carlisle: Wtf? I cannot believe you're my son!
Edward: Well, I'm not your REAL son, u just adopted me...and turned me into a vampire...CARLISLE GAVE ME A HICKEY!!
Carlisle: I DID NOT!!
Edward: Did too!
Carlisle: Did not!
Edward: Did too!
Carlisle: Did not!
Edward: Did too!
Carlisle: Did n-
Rebecca: STFU!!
Carlisle&Edward: -snaps in a 'z' formation- OH NO U DI-INT!!
Rebecca: -snaps back- OH YES I DI-ID!!
Gianna: PANIC AT THE DISCO ROCKS!! RYAN ROSS IS SOOO FRIKIN HOTT WITH A DOUBLE 'T'!! –poofs away to a panic at the disco concert-
Rebecca&Cindy: -poofs with gianna-
Alice: I SMELL LIKE TOAST!! I'm melting! IM MELTING!! -melts-
Bella: OMFG Alice just melted!! I'll get a band aid! POOF! -vanishes-
Emmett: I wonder if she really smells like toast... –runs over to liquid Alice and sniffs her- 'TIS TRUE!! -giggles maniacally and skips away-
Random person: He does belong in the insane asylum...
Rosalie: Who the hell are you?
Random person: Joe Mama!
Jasper: I eat people named Joe for salads!
Joe: Umm I gotta go now, my mom's calling me
Edward: -waves- bye bye Joe! Come visit us again!
Joe: Yea, sure, right... POOF!! –vanishes-
Jasper: I'm gonna go curl up in a ball and listen to Hawthorne Heights while I cry myself to sleep! I HATE YOU DAD!! NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!! –dies and shrivels up-
Esme: SIERRA SUCKS POTATOES!!
Everyone: Who's sierra??
Esme: YOUR MOM!!
Jasper: -comes back to life- that's you. –dies and shrivels up again-
Alice: Ooh you just burned yourself!!
Esme: STFU!! -runs away cussing-
Rosalie: I own all of you!!
Edward: Yayz I've been owned! -peace sign-
Jacob: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?!
Emmett: NOBODY'S SHOUTING BUT YOU!! DIE TAN MAN!! RAWR!! –chases after Jacob-
Jacob: -screams like a little girl, runs away, and jumps off the cliff-
Carlisle: OMG I CANT BELIEVE YOU'RE MY FAMILY!! -pulls out machine gun- SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!
Edward: Hello! -waves-
Carlisle: -gun explodes- wtf?
Alice: I put firecrackers in it! Yay for Chinese people!! -waves Chinese flags-
--AWKWARD SILENCE--
Rosalie: So...who wants pizza?
CLICK THAT BUTTON AND I'LL GIVE YOU A FREE PIECE OF TOAST (butter and/or jam not included. May cause heart attacks, strokes, tumors, seizures, explosions, low gas mileage, or death)