I wonder why THIS month is SasuSaku month. Hm... Anyway, this is another thing for Sasuke and Sakura, though it is told out of Naruto's point of view. Because I love him. Very much. :D
It COULD be a first of a series, but that all depends.
And this is a really short story, so... don't expect like... The Bible. It's not long. It's actually 7 chapters. Exactly. And they aren't even long chapters.
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Stuff Sasuke Says
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Chapter 1: Hn
In all of my years of knowing him, I have successfully summed up the majority of Sasuke's quotes into seven simple words:
Seriously.
I've paid a lot of attention to the guy in a non-creepy, non stalkerish sort of way and have begun noticing not only a pattern, but the overall thought process of Sasuke and his inherent speech.
Like, 'hn' for instance is a grunt. It's a response to most things people say, though usually it's just so that Sasuke can avoid answering any questions he deems 'bothersome' or 'annoying'. So you can imagine, that he has said that to me just about every time I talk to him.
Because he does.
"Alright, Sas-u-gay, lay it on me!" Sasuke raised an eyebrow at me over his deck of cards, seemingly above any kind of trash talk. We both knew he wasn't because, he's a bastard and all bastards like to preen.
Actually, I'm pretty sure that's one of Newton's laws of physics.
One who's a bastard preens, yet one who preens isn't always a bastard.
That's pretty deep shit right there. Gets a guy thinking about the meaning of life and people's equality...
And why Sasuke was looking at me like that, getting me all bothered.
"Four of a kind." Sasuke's deck of cards was laid face-up onto the table as he said this and, yes, I could tell by the small smirk on his face that he was preening. And usually, that would've bothered me, had I not been holding a royal flush in my shaking hands.
"Well, that is a good play, Sasuke. It could win any game…." Wait for it. Dramatic pauses always make moments golden. "…too bad, I own you, bitch!" And with much gusto, I slapped my deck onto the table, revealing the five winning cards. Sasuke, though, couldn't seem to believe it even though it was in front of his damn eyes.
Ace. King. Queen. Joker. Ten.
"Oh yea! I win! You suck! Ha-ha!" I proceeded to do a victory dance, one that Sasuke grimaced at.
"You got lucky. Big deal."
"I did not! It takes skill to be this amazing."
"Hn." I was too happy to notice his stock response that time.
"Don't be such a crabby cathy," I said, despite how much I hated that statement, "at least Sakura-Chan wasn't here to see your demise." Sasuke glared at me, clearly offended by my statement.
"I don't see why I'd care even if she was here." To which I jokingly replied to by saying that Sasuke's love for Sakura was just too obvious. His response, though, wasn't what I'd expected. I had expected an eye roll or whatever, but instead I got a pout and a sharp, "Hn."
That actually should have been the first clue.
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