One day, Kirby was hungry.
"I'm hungry," said Kirby.
Kirby got some Funyuns.
He held the Funyuns up high.
The bag started to glow.
Kirby put on a sombrero so he could be Speedy Gonzales while eating the Funyuns.
"Carumba!" said Kirby.
Kirby opened the bag of Funyuns.
The Funyuns were glowing, too!
Kirby's eyes got really wide.
Kirby got overexcited about eating the Funyuns.
"Wahoo!" screamed Kirby.
Kirby crapped himself. "...!"
Kirby had to go to the bathroom. But then Gooey showed up.
Kirby didn't make it, even though it was a football and he had chisled it.
Kirby crapped himself. Again. "...!"
Kirby had to go to the dry cleaners, which were located in China for some reason.
Kirby was going to take off his pants for the dry cleaners to wash. But he remembered he didn't have any.
The racial stereotype behind the counter just said "Ah So!" and turned Kirby away.
Then Poo from EarthBound showed up, and both Chinese men laughed at Kirby. "Ah So! We raff at you, Kaabi-san!"
Kirby was so humiliated, he forgot to tell them that "-san" is a Japanese honorific.
Kirby stole their triangle hats and gave them to random hobos.
The hobos drank the triangle hats with their coffee.
Finally, Kirby went home.
Kirby decided to conquer his fears.
Kirby shoved all the Funyuns in his mouth at once.
"Gentlemen," said Kirby.
The Mexican Hat Dance started playing.
Kirby's sombrero leaped off his head and started to dance to the music.
Kirby had a Funyun stuck in the back of his throat.
He thought it would look fashionable. But it was actually painful.
Kirby started to choke on the Funyun.
"I'm choking!" said Kirby.
The ambulance came.
It was the stereotypical Chinese men from the dry cleaners!
Poo leaned out the window, laughed at Kirby, and said "Ah So!"
Kirby got Xs for eyes all of the sudden.
Kirby spun off the bottom of the screen.
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Gooey was in a bar.
He had a bottle of Pep Brew.
"Wow, do these things always end in death?" he asked no one in particular.