Guess Who's Back?
By: Tomo-chan
Disclaimer: I do not own FY or any of the characters. I wish I did, though, cuz if I did, I could have Tasuki and Nuriko and Hotohori and Nakago and Tamahome and Koji and OKAY on with the story!
Episode One: Guess who's back? Back again? Genro's back. Tell some men. Genro's back. Genro's back. Genro's back. Genro's back. Genro's back. Genro's back. Genro's back. Genro's back.
Genro slid through the crowds of merchants and their customers. Today was a bad day to go to town to buy something, but the best day to go and steal something.
After Suzaku had been summoned, Tasuki went back to have his old name, Genro. He took Koji's place as the leader, though Koji didn't mind much, and lead their gang to wealth. The bandits of Mount Reikaku were even more well-known now that Genro was back.
But Genro had gone soft after Miaka went back to her world. He no longer hated women, though he still claimed he did. Hell, he even let a few women join the bandits! Of course, they were women that were stronger than most of the men and none of the men would try anything with....unless they were REALLY drunk.
Genro hopped on top of the merchants' stands and quickly glided across town. Along the way he snatched up some valuble gems being sold and some food. He still had it, thoguh he usually used force to steal, he sometimes used sneakiness and trickery. Just like the old days. But now there was a problem. Koji was dead.
Insert FY opening theme here
"Hey, boss! Lookee hea! We got us some laydays!" (Hey boss! Look here! We got us some ladies!) a random bandit shouted to Genro as he walked into the main room of the Mt. Reikaku bandit headquaters.
"WHAT?! You know you ain't allowed to bring women here without MY say-so, and I KNOW I never told you to bring any women here! I HATE WOMEN!" Genro glared daggers at the man who was now cowering in fear behind the two tied-up women he brought. One had long, rich purple hair tied in a braid and the other had orangish-brown hair in a high-ponytail.
"Tasuki?!" the two shouted together to Genro. All of the bandits looked around for someone going by the name of Tasuki. Genro stepped forward.
"Nuriko?! Chiriko?! Is it really you?!" Genro got up in their faces.
"Of course it is, stupid!" Nuriko spat. "Now untie me!"
"Greetings, Tasuki!" Chiriko smiled weakly.
Genro turned back to his bandits. "You idiot fools! Could you not tell that the both of these hostages are MEN?!" everyone looked taken-aback.
"Really, boss?! But the purple-haired one has--" he was cut off by a chair in the face. And there stood Nuriko, anger in her eyes, as she broke free of the ropes.
"So what if I have THESE?!" Nuriko yelled, opening the top of her dress to show two perfectly rounded BREASTS.
Genro stared in awe. How did Nuriko turn into a she? But there was no time for that, he had to get rid of those two! They were going to have his men turn on him if he didn't shut Nuriko up!
Genro picked Nuriko and Chiriko up over his shoulders like he had done with Miaka before and fled out the window before any of his bandits did something stupid. He didn't want Nuriko to kill any of his men for touching her or hitting her or something.
When Genro got to his hideout-- his and Koji's, that is-- he dropped his two passengers on the cold, hard floor. "Ow!" Nuriko complained, rubbing her bottom.
"What the Hell are you two doin' here, anyway?! How could you two be so careless and get caught by my bandits?! And HOW THE HELL DID YOU TURN INTO A WOMAN, NURIKO?!" Genro demanded.
Chiriko stood up. He was still shorter than average, but his hair had grown long, and he looked slightly more masculine... "Tasuki, we purposely came here....you see, the Emporer wanted to see you, and we couldn't just come here and demand to see the leader of Mt. Reikakku's bandits, and so...."
"We pretended to be hopeless little women that could be easily kidnapped!" finished Nuriko. Genro looked shocked. Why would Hotohori want to see him? And why would he send two of the Suzaku seven to get him?
"Hey! You still never told me how you became a woman!" pointed Genro. Chiriko and Nuriko face-faulted.
"Well, you see... It's none of your God-damned buisiness!" pouted Nuriko. She knew that Genro was a crabby guy and didn't feel like putting up with him. The only reason she even came was because the Emporer, Hotohori, told her to.
Hotohori. The man she had loved since the moment she first laid eyes on him. And then.... she was in his harem. Until he found out that she was actually a he.
Nuriko clenched her fists. Now it was different. Now Hotohori knew that Nuriko turned into a woman, yet he still rejected her. The only woman he loved was Miaka, who was now in her own world! He'd never see her again, and he STILL decided to reject Nuriko. Life was so unfair sometimes.
"What's wrong with him?" Genro jabbed Chiriko. Chiriko just shrugged. He may have been a genius, but he waasn't pychic!
"Well, you guys, let's get goin'! The Emporer can't wait all day!" Nuriko cheerily laughed, pulling Genro and Chiriko by their ears out of the place. Moodswings or something. Nuriko had always had moodswings, even when she was still a guy.
"EEEEK! Let go'a me!" Genro struggled, but to no avail. Nuriko had her mind set on seeing the Emporer TONIGHT, though it was already late.
"We'll never make it before morning, Nuriko." Chiriko wailed. Nuriko tightened her death-grip on their ears.
"Since when are you so pessimestic? Sure we can make it!" Nuriko mock-gleefully taunted.
Genro and Chirko just wailed as they were dragged along the dark base of Mount Reikakku.
TO BE CONTINUED!
Next Chapter:
Chapter Two: Guess who's back? Back again? Miaka's back. Tell some men. Miaka's back, Miaka's back, Miaka's back, Miaka's back, Miaka's back, Miaka's back, Miaka's back......
By: Tomo-chan
Disclaimer: I do not own FY or any of the characters. I wish I did, though, cuz if I did, I could have Tasuki and Nuriko and Hotohori and Nakago and Tamahome and Koji and OKAY on with the story!
Episode One: Guess who's back? Back again? Genro's back. Tell some men. Genro's back. Genro's back. Genro's back. Genro's back. Genro's back. Genro's back. Genro's back. Genro's back.
Genro slid through the crowds of merchants and their customers. Today was a bad day to go to town to buy something, but the best day to go and steal something.
After Suzaku had been summoned, Tasuki went back to have his old name, Genro. He took Koji's place as the leader, though Koji didn't mind much, and lead their gang to wealth. The bandits of Mount Reikaku were even more well-known now that Genro was back.
But Genro had gone soft after Miaka went back to her world. He no longer hated women, though he still claimed he did. Hell, he even let a few women join the bandits! Of course, they were women that were stronger than most of the men and none of the men would try anything with....unless they were REALLY drunk.
Genro hopped on top of the merchants' stands and quickly glided across town. Along the way he snatched up some valuble gems being sold and some food. He still had it, thoguh he usually used force to steal, he sometimes used sneakiness and trickery. Just like the old days. But now there was a problem. Koji was dead.
Insert FY opening theme here
"Hey, boss! Lookee hea! We got us some laydays!" (Hey boss! Look here! We got us some ladies!) a random bandit shouted to Genro as he walked into the main room of the Mt. Reikaku bandit headquaters.
"WHAT?! You know you ain't allowed to bring women here without MY say-so, and I KNOW I never told you to bring any women here! I HATE WOMEN!" Genro glared daggers at the man who was now cowering in fear behind the two tied-up women he brought. One had long, rich purple hair tied in a braid and the other had orangish-brown hair in a high-ponytail.
"Tasuki?!" the two shouted together to Genro. All of the bandits looked around for someone going by the name of Tasuki. Genro stepped forward.
"Nuriko?! Chiriko?! Is it really you?!" Genro got up in their faces.
"Of course it is, stupid!" Nuriko spat. "Now untie me!"
"Greetings, Tasuki!" Chiriko smiled weakly.
Genro turned back to his bandits. "You idiot fools! Could you not tell that the both of these hostages are MEN?!" everyone looked taken-aback.
"Really, boss?! But the purple-haired one has--" he was cut off by a chair in the face. And there stood Nuriko, anger in her eyes, as she broke free of the ropes.
"So what if I have THESE?!" Nuriko yelled, opening the top of her dress to show two perfectly rounded BREASTS.
Genro stared in awe. How did Nuriko turn into a she? But there was no time for that, he had to get rid of those two! They were going to have his men turn on him if he didn't shut Nuriko up!
Genro picked Nuriko and Chiriko up over his shoulders like he had done with Miaka before and fled out the window before any of his bandits did something stupid. He didn't want Nuriko to kill any of his men for touching her or hitting her or something.
When Genro got to his hideout-- his and Koji's, that is-- he dropped his two passengers on the cold, hard floor. "Ow!" Nuriko complained, rubbing her bottom.
"What the Hell are you two doin' here, anyway?! How could you two be so careless and get caught by my bandits?! And HOW THE HELL DID YOU TURN INTO A WOMAN, NURIKO?!" Genro demanded.
Chiriko stood up. He was still shorter than average, but his hair had grown long, and he looked slightly more masculine... "Tasuki, we purposely came here....you see, the Emporer wanted to see you, and we couldn't just come here and demand to see the leader of Mt. Reikakku's bandits, and so...."
"We pretended to be hopeless little women that could be easily kidnapped!" finished Nuriko. Genro looked shocked. Why would Hotohori want to see him? And why would he send two of the Suzaku seven to get him?
"Hey! You still never told me how you became a woman!" pointed Genro. Chiriko and Nuriko face-faulted.
"Well, you see... It's none of your God-damned buisiness!" pouted Nuriko. She knew that Genro was a crabby guy and didn't feel like putting up with him. The only reason she even came was because the Emporer, Hotohori, told her to.
Hotohori. The man she had loved since the moment she first laid eyes on him. And then.... she was in his harem. Until he found out that she was actually a he.
Nuriko clenched her fists. Now it was different. Now Hotohori knew that Nuriko turned into a woman, yet he still rejected her. The only woman he loved was Miaka, who was now in her own world! He'd never see her again, and he STILL decided to reject Nuriko. Life was so unfair sometimes.
"What's wrong with him?" Genro jabbed Chiriko. Chiriko just shrugged. He may have been a genius, but he waasn't pychic!
"Well, you guys, let's get goin'! The Emporer can't wait all day!" Nuriko cheerily laughed, pulling Genro and Chiriko by their ears out of the place. Moodswings or something. Nuriko had always had moodswings, even when she was still a guy.
"EEEEK! Let go'a me!" Genro struggled, but to no avail. Nuriko had her mind set on seeing the Emporer TONIGHT, though it was already late.
"We'll never make it before morning, Nuriko." Chiriko wailed. Nuriko tightened her death-grip on their ears.
"Since when are you so pessimestic? Sure we can make it!" Nuriko mock-gleefully taunted.
Genro and Chirko just wailed as they were dragged along the dark base of Mount Reikakku.
TO BE CONTINUED!
Next Chapter:
Chapter Two: Guess who's back? Back again? Miaka's back. Tell some men. Miaka's back, Miaka's back, Miaka's back, Miaka's back, Miaka's back, Miaka's back, Miaka's back......