One day, Sora was napping on the beach. Suddenly, a portal opened in front of him and a kid in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costume stepped out. He kicked Sora but when Sora woke up from the impact, he was in a spaceship. "What a weird dream," he thought to himself. Acorns began raining onto the ship like meteors.
The Green Lantern was driving the ship. "Ahoy! We be under attack! Man the snowflake cannons!" As Sora searched for the snowflake cannons that he could blow up the acorns with, there was a sudden CRASH! as the ship careened into a world below.
The Green Lantern turned into a bunny rabbit and hopped away. Sora emerged to find that they had landed in a super secret beaver facility. The beavers were creating a huge explosive McNugget that they planned to destroy Earth with.
"Oh noes, we gots to stop them!" yelled Mike Wazowski, who suddenly appeared.
"Who are you?" Sora asked.
"THAT DOESN'T CONCERN YOU." Mike replied, even though he had now turned into a Sasquatch. Sora became evermore confused as the world spun around him and he woke up inside a glass bottle.
"I was dreaming again...?" He was comletely lost.
"Hey Mom, there's a jumping bean in here!" yelled a giant kid who was looking inside the jar. The kid began to shake the container around and Sora bounced in between the walls like a bouncy ball, because he was suddenly made of rubber.
When the shaking stopped, he stumbled around from dizziness and fell over. When he got back up, he was standing on a floating volleyball court 10,000 feet above the ground. Raven and Beastboy were on the other side.
"Serving!" yelled Raven as she lobbed Beastboy over the net. He had turned into a goat.
The goat hit Sora in the face and he fell off the edge of the weird levitating sand field. He landed in Wiskaboo, the Land of Hope and Serenity. There he was introduced to King Ron Weasley's fleet of salamander doves. One landed on his shoulder for him to keep, when he woke up again.
This time, he was locked in a vault with only a table and a mirror. How did he get out? He puked acidic liquid into the floor and melted it.
Leaping out of the hole in the ground, he found himself in a whale's mouth along with Marlin and Squirtle. The whale swallowed them all and they died.
Sora woke up with a start. He was panting and in a cold sweat but he was in his bed. He looked out the window, confirming that he was back on his island. Slumping down in relief, he said to himself, "Man, dreams are freaky." He glanced to his side. "Oh, hey Leonardo Dicaprio."
This is why boredom is dangerous XD If this story scared or disturbed you, let me know because then my mission is accomplished. And tell all your friends about it to spread the weirdness XD If you thought this was awesome and hilarious, you're awesome too.