Disclaimer: I do not own any characters from Disney or
Squaresoft, so bugger off! Also, I do not own any of
the stated super heroes (not that I would want to).
~ Enjoy the story!
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"On guard you devilish fiend!" said Sora poking Riku in the side with a make-shift sword made of wood.
"Stop that you retard! I'm trying to finish my homework."
"What homework? We live on an island the size of a table cloth, we don't have a school," he said as he fiddled with his cape made out of his old blanket which he still secretly slept with for, uh, security reasons ('No mommy, don't take blankie away, the monsters will GET me!!!!!!!').
"Fine, it's a plan to totally annihilate Kairi and bury her shriveled remains. Are you happy?"
"Yes, very." he said as he pulled his underwear on top of his pants.
"I, am, BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! he threw his arms up as he said this.
"Shut up or I'll beat you to a pulp!!!!"
"No one can defeat the invincible Superman!
"I thought you were Batman."
"Take that Joker!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"What?! I'm confused," said Riku with a puzzled expression.
"Ah ha! Your hypnotizing eyes cannot sway me! Now DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Sora as he charged at Riku with the "sword", but he dodged it effortlessly. Instead, he tripped Sora. The brunette fell slow motion right into -
"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*squish*
- a pile of Chocobo crap.
Riku was rolling on the sand laughing his lungs out as Sora lifted himself from the not-so-pleasant surprise.
"It's not funny! You did that on purpose!" whined Sora as he tried to wash the brown muck off his face in the ocean.
"C-can't, b-breathe. . ." Riku said still laughing hysterically.
Sora marched off madly, trying to pick the dung out of his (now browner) hair when suddenly he heard a loud squaking sound. Right in front of him was a girl with the biggest head (and mouth) you've ever seen, sitting on a Chocobo.
"Hi Sora! Gee, what happened to you?"
"Well I'm guessing that your Chocobo left a little surprise for me on the beach, considering he's the only Chocobo on the Destiny Islands."
"Oh really? Ralph left you a surprise? How thoughtful of him!" Kairi said as she hugged her cross eyed bird. "What a sweetheart!" she cooed.
"What an idiot," Sora mumbled. He started to tip toe away, and fast or else he might fall victim to - "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- dress up.
Sora was tied to a chair with a rope, steel chain, inch thick wire, numerous handcuffs, barbed wire, and ribbon (don't ask). Unfortunately Kairi had caught him trying to sneak away and decided that it would be fun to have Sora over to play. So she sicked her Chocobo on him, and dragged Sora kicking and screaming to her house. Sora had met his fate - he was wearing a poofy purple dress with bows, lace and other horrific trims. If things couldn't get worse-
"Don't put that cup of death near my mouth! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- there was always tea time.
"Oh, come on you silly bum. A little tea won't hurt you." Unfortunately for Sora, he noticed a few rotted bodies at the bottom of Kairi's basement stairs as they walked (or should we say, Kairi dragged Sora) into her house.
"Come on you scardy cat! At least eat some crumpets!" "Nooooo way, I rather jump off a cliff than eat anything that you - " she crammed the crumpet into his mouth.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" hacked Sora, sending little pieces of bread flying all over. "What are you doing? Do you enjoy killing people?"
"Killing? What are you talking about? Mr. Floppers ate a biscuit and he's fine," she motioned to a plush gray rabbit.
"That's because he's not alive you ditz!!!!!" staring daggers at Kairi, Sora writhed in his seat trying to undo the many restraints.
Suddenly Leon jumped through Kairi's window with a panicked look on his face. He was breathing hard like he had been running for awhile and his head was darting around looking for a way out of the room.
"Yoo hoo! Squally-poo! Where are you???!!!!!! You're Yuffie-kins is going to find you!!!!!!"
Now stricken with even more terror, Leon dashed toward the door and tried to open it frantically, but with no success because of the many locks.
"Get me outta here!!!" he wailed while pulling on the door knob vehemently.
Almost on cue, Yuffie jumped through the window and frolicked (which is a scarier version of skipping) toward Leon.
"Nooooo!!!!!!! Go AWAY!!!!!!!" squealed Leon and picked up the chair Sora was sitting in; he was trying to fend Yuffie off with it.
"Playing hard to get my sweet? Oh, you won't get away that easy," And with that she tackled Leon, or at least tried because she missed and got a dumbfounded Kairi instead.
"Run!!!!!" Sora bellowed. Leon used the chair to break down the door and lugged Sora out the back of the house before either of the girls realized what was happening.
"Wha - " Kairi managed to say before hitting the ground.
Yuffie shook her head as she got up. "That was the third time today that's happened. I just don't understand why he keeps running away."
~~~~~
Out in the woods somewhere. . .
"Whoa, that was close. Thanks for getting me out of there." Sora said as Leon cut him out of the constraints.
"Thanks for serving as a battering ram."
"Anytime Squall, that's what I'm here for."
"It's Leon."
"Right, Leon. Anyway, why are you running away from Yuffie? She can't be that bad."
"But she is, she really is. Today she dragged me into a clothing store decorated with pink feathers, pink flowers, pink ribbon, pink glitter, pink carpeting, pink walls, even pink cash registers! PINK!!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE THAT COLOR???!!!!!!!! Then she tried to get me to model a dress for her - that one sent me running. But of course she followed me and I couldn't lose her. That's how I got here." Leon shook his head disappointedly.
"Well at least you weren't forced into that dress, you had the option of running, unlike some of us." Sora made a face as he looked down at the revolting dress he was wearing. "And she didn't make you play tea party with Mr. Floppers and company."
"Okay, you've got a point there, but she won't stop calling me Squall. And of course to make things worse, she has to add a 'poo' at the end of it. I bet Kairi never said that in front of your friends!" challenged Leon.
"Could we stop this? We need to get out of here before they find us!
That is, unless you want to be serving tea to Fluffy and eating poisonous biscuits!"
"Fine, let's go."
The tall man dressed all in black walked next to the boy in a purple dress to his house unaware of the two creatures following. . .
~~~~~
Ketshup: Wow! That was really stupid and pointless!
Susie: Hey! That hurts! *frowns and gives puppy dog eyes*
Ketshup: That doesn't work on me you know, I still think it's weird.
Susie: Yeah, I know. Anyone who read, please review!!!! Also, for all you Kairi fans and people who like the Leon X Yuffie pairing - I DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST ANYONE, SO NO FLAMERS ABOUT THAT!!!!! Thank you. Have a nice day. ^_^
~ Enjoy the story!
~~~~~
"On guard you devilish fiend!" said Sora poking Riku in the side with a make-shift sword made of wood.
"Stop that you retard! I'm trying to finish my homework."
"What homework? We live on an island the size of a table cloth, we don't have a school," he said as he fiddled with his cape made out of his old blanket which he still secretly slept with for, uh, security reasons ('No mommy, don't take blankie away, the monsters will GET me!!!!!!!').
"Fine, it's a plan to totally annihilate Kairi and bury her shriveled remains. Are you happy?"
"Yes, very." he said as he pulled his underwear on top of his pants.
"I, am, BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! he threw his arms up as he said this.
"Shut up or I'll beat you to a pulp!!!!"
"No one can defeat the invincible Superman!
"I thought you were Batman."
"Take that Joker!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"What?! I'm confused," said Riku with a puzzled expression.
"Ah ha! Your hypnotizing eyes cannot sway me! Now DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Sora as he charged at Riku with the "sword", but he dodged it effortlessly. Instead, he tripped Sora. The brunette fell slow motion right into -
"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*squish*
- a pile of Chocobo crap.
Riku was rolling on the sand laughing his lungs out as Sora lifted himself from the not-so-pleasant surprise.
"It's not funny! You did that on purpose!" whined Sora as he tried to wash the brown muck off his face in the ocean.
"C-can't, b-breathe. . ." Riku said still laughing hysterically.
Sora marched off madly, trying to pick the dung out of his (now browner) hair when suddenly he heard a loud squaking sound. Right in front of him was a girl with the biggest head (and mouth) you've ever seen, sitting on a Chocobo.
"Hi Sora! Gee, what happened to you?"
"Well I'm guessing that your Chocobo left a little surprise for me on the beach, considering he's the only Chocobo on the Destiny Islands."
"Oh really? Ralph left you a surprise? How thoughtful of him!" Kairi said as she hugged her cross eyed bird. "What a sweetheart!" she cooed.
"What an idiot," Sora mumbled. He started to tip toe away, and fast or else he might fall victim to - "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- dress up.
Sora was tied to a chair with a rope, steel chain, inch thick wire, numerous handcuffs, barbed wire, and ribbon (don't ask). Unfortunately Kairi had caught him trying to sneak away and decided that it would be fun to have Sora over to play. So she sicked her Chocobo on him, and dragged Sora kicking and screaming to her house. Sora had met his fate - he was wearing a poofy purple dress with bows, lace and other horrific trims. If things couldn't get worse-
"Don't put that cup of death near my mouth! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- there was always tea time.
"Oh, come on you silly bum. A little tea won't hurt you." Unfortunately for Sora, he noticed a few rotted bodies at the bottom of Kairi's basement stairs as they walked (or should we say, Kairi dragged Sora) into her house.
"Come on you scardy cat! At least eat some crumpets!" "Nooooo way, I rather jump off a cliff than eat anything that you - " she crammed the crumpet into his mouth.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" hacked Sora, sending little pieces of bread flying all over. "What are you doing? Do you enjoy killing people?"
"Killing? What are you talking about? Mr. Floppers ate a biscuit and he's fine," she motioned to a plush gray rabbit.
"That's because he's not alive you ditz!!!!!" staring daggers at Kairi, Sora writhed in his seat trying to undo the many restraints.
Suddenly Leon jumped through Kairi's window with a panicked look on his face. He was breathing hard like he had been running for awhile and his head was darting around looking for a way out of the room.
"Yoo hoo! Squally-poo! Where are you???!!!!!! You're Yuffie-kins is going to find you!!!!!!"
Now stricken with even more terror, Leon dashed toward the door and tried to open it frantically, but with no success because of the many locks.
"Get me outta here!!!" he wailed while pulling on the door knob vehemently.
Almost on cue, Yuffie jumped through the window and frolicked (which is a scarier version of skipping) toward Leon.
"Nooooo!!!!!!! Go AWAY!!!!!!!" squealed Leon and picked up the chair Sora was sitting in; he was trying to fend Yuffie off with it.
"Playing hard to get my sweet? Oh, you won't get away that easy," And with that she tackled Leon, or at least tried because she missed and got a dumbfounded Kairi instead.
"Run!!!!!" Sora bellowed. Leon used the chair to break down the door and lugged Sora out the back of the house before either of the girls realized what was happening.
"Wha - " Kairi managed to say before hitting the ground.
Yuffie shook her head as she got up. "That was the third time today that's happened. I just don't understand why he keeps running away."
~~~~~
Out in the woods somewhere. . .
"Whoa, that was close. Thanks for getting me out of there." Sora said as Leon cut him out of the constraints.
"Thanks for serving as a battering ram."
"Anytime Squall, that's what I'm here for."
"It's Leon."
"Right, Leon. Anyway, why are you running away from Yuffie? She can't be that bad."
"But she is, she really is. Today she dragged me into a clothing store decorated with pink feathers, pink flowers, pink ribbon, pink glitter, pink carpeting, pink walls, even pink cash registers! PINK!!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE THAT COLOR???!!!!!!!! Then she tried to get me to model a dress for her - that one sent me running. But of course she followed me and I couldn't lose her. That's how I got here." Leon shook his head disappointedly.
"Well at least you weren't forced into that dress, you had the option of running, unlike some of us." Sora made a face as he looked down at the revolting dress he was wearing. "And she didn't make you play tea party with Mr. Floppers and company."
"Okay, you've got a point there, but she won't stop calling me Squall. And of course to make things worse, she has to add a 'poo' at the end of it. I bet Kairi never said that in front of your friends!" challenged Leon.
"Could we stop this? We need to get out of here before they find us!
That is, unless you want to be serving tea to Fluffy and eating poisonous biscuits!"
"Fine, let's go."
The tall man dressed all in black walked next to the boy in a purple dress to his house unaware of the two creatures following. . .
~~~~~
Ketshup: Wow! That was really stupid and pointless!
Susie: Hey! That hurts! *frowns and gives puppy dog eyes*
Ketshup: That doesn't work on me you know, I still think it's weird.
Susie: Yeah, I know. Anyone who read, please review!!!! Also, for all you Kairi fans and people who like the Leon X Yuffie pairing - I DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST ANYONE, SO NO FLAMERS ABOUT THAT!!!!! Thank you. Have a nice day. ^_^