Phil The Mexican Princess 3 The Final Chapter
Everything was going great for Phil he was the king princess of Baconland(In case you havent read the 2nd part,Baconland is Mexico and Denmark),he had awesome had amazing parties,All he could bacon and a didnt know it but he came from a different planet called where a race of hipsters and they didnt know that the planet was being too expllosive but they didnt say before it was cool so the planet blew was sent into space in a hipster wasnt the only survivor of an evil General named Rod and his soldiers got rid of the hipster name and became the landed on Earth but unfortunately he had to raise himself for awhile and well you know the rest(Part 1 :P).One day a meteor crashed in Rod and the Normals knew who Phil was."Hipster El I presume,im General Rod and these are the Normals,We come from the planet Hipton and so do you."Phil was amazed that he came from a race of was sad when told that the planet blew up(He cried every Tiem).General Rod realised he was getting stronger(There was a Hipster sun near Hipton so earths non hipster sun gave them powers).They felt super(BTW DC stole my idea,they made up a guy named superman from "Kripton"honestly I need to stop coming up with ideas infront of people GEEZ)General Rod decided to take over was inside his house in said"Wait if you come from the same planet how come you dont have powers"Phil realised his Glasses was taking up all the he somehow realeased the energy into him giving him said "what is a hipsters weakness"Bakley said"Something that is and always will be cool."Phil knew what to was immune to flew after Rod and the was an epic faught The Balrog Harry against Voldemort,Luke against Darth Vader and The Doctor versus was looking Grim each fight was evenly matched except the doctor cause he beat the fell,Voldemort and Harry both blew up,Luke and Darth vader kept cutting limbs was it was Rod versus had a giant sandwich that made Rod fly through 5 buildings but Rod used laser eyes to burn it."No he was one of my Best friends"Phil was being beaten until pulled out his secret weapon."Hey Rod you know what is cool and always will be cool.""OH NO""Bowties are COOLZ"Rod was dying from the coolness of the bowtie,The tardis flew past and Phil knew the doctor with his last breath said"It doesnt matter even if we lost you lose,look an asteroid filled with bland non fabulous things,Your weakness,it will destroy this planet,GAH IM DIED X_X"Phil thought I cant let the world blow up so he said goodbye to his friends"Guys its great knowing you,we had epic times,had epic parties and made a new country,I GOTS TO GO BAIII"He flew up into space and destroyed while the song dont want to miss a thing did it he destroyed the one was a bigger hero than the funeral they heard the jumped Phil and the Doctor."Hi im back,Doctor saved me and destroyed the non fab things,but my powers are gone,Screw it PARTYYY",they danced for 2 weeks and had alot of Thats The Story of Phil The Mexican Hipster Princess.
TEH ENNND.