It was the day after the Samezuka Cultural Festival and under the very same cherry blossom tree where the bricks that kids had filled earlier stood Tachibana Makoto, an 18-year-old male who was waiting for someone. It wasn't Haru, nor was it Rin; in fact, it was Rin's friend, Yamazaki Sousuke, who was coming over to see him. The two of them had been getting along well much to the surprise of everyone. As cliché and predictable as it seemed, everyone believed that it would be Haru as Makoto's boyfriend or lover, but Haru stated that he wanted his independence and felt that someone would be able to satisfy Makoto in more than one way. It hurt for a few days, but as time went by, Makoto began to fully understand what his best friend meant.
So one day, Makoto was walking down the street back last October. It was chilly outside and he had just eaten Taco Bell that was nearby. Amazing considering it was a town of just about 15,000 people. He got three beef burritos and he could feel his stomach rumbling. He needed to know if he could hold his poots before it was too late.
Soon, Makoto had a really bad urge to crap his thong he was wearing. He decided today to wear a black one as opposed to wearing his green boxer briefs. He walked over to the nearby water fountain and he took a long sip in order to get his mind off the situation.
"Did you drag in a dog turd, because your ass stinks," said a voice. It wasn't Sousuke. It was a woman whose name was Crazy Kiwi Strawberry. Makoto frowned and took off his shoe and hit her elbow with it and then he twisted his nipples so that nobody would be happy to fart.