Disclaimer: I own nothing in the following story. Any likenesses to any actual Sues is purely coincidental. Kiera and Sarah are my creations from my individual account in a story called Some Want Him Dead.

"Ten Mary Sues. Three winners, who will either join a groun of Canon-Sues or join the Death Eaters, because everyone wants that, right? The others...well, we'll get to that later," Voldemort said over a magical magaphone while eight Mary Sues and two out-of-place looking girls sat nervously on the tables of the Great Hall. They had all been taken out of their time period and placed into the messed-up timeline of MWPP with some creative amendments for the first season of Mary Sue: The Ultimate Showdown. "Now, let's introduce the contestants:

"Harmony something-something, her name is too long for me to remember. And she's American.
Kiera McClaren, the Death Eater Werewolf. Sarah Hegstrom, another Death Eater who's a vampire.
Lisemily Riddle--that's my daughter! Everybody cheer or die!" Everyone cheered, while another girl, sitting next to Lisemily, looked down sadly. This was her sister, Kinachiana, who didn't have the love of her father and had several bruises to show it.

"Chamoy Charredtree, foreign exchange student from Spain.
Kalypso Dumbledore, Dumbledore's daughter with Mercheiftainess Murcus.
Petra Perrigrew, Peter Pettigrew's long-lost twin.
Apocalypse Prince, Snape's distant cousin and zombie.
Serenity Okona, a mutant werewolf with the ability to control her powers.
And, last but not least, Luna Lovegood, movie version of course."

A giant flying memo appeared in front of the contestants, who had been forced to sign a contract to be on the show. Your challenge for today will be to tell us a little about yourself. Yes, that is it. An immunity winner will be decided by your host, Lord Voldemort. This person can not lose this challenge. Well, go on, someone stand up and talk...

"Oh, okay, so you're not going to show us our accomodations first?" Sarah asked in annoyance.

"Oh, fine!" Voldemort grudgingly agreed, and instantly they were Apparated to a corridor leading to two bedrooms.

"Umm," said Serenity, "I think I should room with all the dangerous Sues, you know, to keep me in check when I turn into a werewolf."

Kiera rolled her eyes at the delicate Sue. "Somehow I douubt you could hurt a fly," she said, hardly arguable, with dried blood still running down her face and onto her tattered school uniform. The 'curse' (Or what she considered a gift) of lycanthroby was evident in her.

"Shut up!" Serenity shouted, shaking and on the brink of tears.

"Everyone, shut up!" Voldemort cried. "If you nincompoops can't decide, I'll just put you n rooms. Now, it'll be Sarah, Kiera, Apocalypse, Serenity, and Lisemily and in the other room there'll be Chamoy, Kalypso, Petra, Harmony and Luna. NOW CAN WE GET ON WITH THE CHALLENGE?"

All the Sues shrugged as if to say, yeah, sure, whatever.

Back in the Great Hall, a podium was set up where the Sues would make their speeches. None of them thought it was that hard of a challenge, and Sarah and Kiera were eager to lose and go home, as they were intimidated by the others. Petra stood up first and went to the podium to speak. Her hair and eyes were both that generic muddy-brownish yellowy color and her features were unimpressive, but her author exxagerated everything about her so she was stunningly beautiful.

"Hi, I'm Petra," she said. "As you all know, I'm Peter Pettigrew's sister, but I bet you didn't know I could turn into a shrew! I have all kinds of super powers, and James is in love with me because in my fic, he survived after Lily died. OK, that's it."

Everyone looked back and forth. Harmony stepped up to the podium next, taking it as a debate. "As my opponent stated, she pretty much pwns. Well, I too am an animagus. I turn into a hippogriff. And my author not only kills off characters, but uses extreme character bashing of the Weasleys. And I have nice hair, because I'm part Veela." She tossed her iredescent, cloud-blue hair and batted her sunset-colored eyes, swaying her anorexic-looking frame before she sat down.

Lisemily stepped up next. If Harmony was the most colorful Sue, Lisemily was definately second, with strawberry-blonde hair with blood-red streaks which was shoulder-length and mango-orange eyes that contrasted with her ivory skin. Her build was tall and busty, and her features were kind. "Um...I'm Lisemily, and I'm Voldemort's daughter. I have the love of my father, but he abuses my little sister, so I have to be her support system, and I really resent his actions, but he refuses to hear my words. So thanks, Dad, for giving me everything I didn't even want in the first place," she said.

Next Chamoy began to speak. "Hola, me llamo Chamoy y soy de Espana," she began. "Hablo espanol y me gusta mucho cantar porque puedo cantar como un pajaro o un angelito. Todos los muchachos guapos les gusto," she said, hoping that her author had spelled everything right as she walked off the stage, her raven hair flowing back and forth across her neck while all the males stared in awe at her extremely short shorts.

Apocalypse was next. Her skin was the color of snow, but not the new white kind, though not the old, brownish kind either, but the kind that had been trodden on once or twice so that it was a perfect balance of white and grey. Both her narrowed eyes and swirling hair were the color of a black oblivion. She grabbed the mocrophone and began to rap...

"I'm an emo kid, nonconformist as can be
You'd be nonconformist too if you looked jjust like me
I've got paint on my nails and makeup on my face
I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
Cause I feel so deep when I'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag
Cause our dudes look like chicks and our chicks look like dykes
Because emo is one step below transvestite!
Stop my breathing and slit my throat, I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows, I must be emo."

While everyone was crying over Apocalypse's angst, Kiera stepped up, looking rather uninpressive, a school uniform sagging over her small frame, covered in blood. Her eyes were open wide as if she'd consumed too much caffene, and her short, espresso hair was unkempt as can be. "Um, there's not much I can say that will work to my advantage," she said, "So I'll just say this: I'm a Death Eater and an author insertion."

Crickets chirped in the background as Sarah stepped up, and they continued chirping through her speech. Her long, blonde hair had black tips and looked unwashed, and too much eyeliner camouflaged the sleepiness in her blue eyes. "I'm Sarah, and I;m a vampire. Good enough for ya?"

Kiera laughed inappropriately as she often did. Kalypso, Serenity, and Luna got up on the stage at the same time to save time. The camera zoomed in on all their Sueish features, while instead of talking, they did an interpretive dance of some sort of struggle to power and the Rotfang Conspiracy. "Alright, people, I've decided the immunity winner is Apocalypse, because she was really angsty and rapped. Meet me at the roof of the Astronamy tower for the voting ceremony.

"Alright ladies, all you need to do is vote for the person you want out of the show on a piece of paper, and put it in this fuzzy pink bunny slipper," Voldemort explained. After each Sue had voted, he tallied up the votes. "Alright, one vote Sarah. Harmony. Petra. Petra. Serenity. Petra. I like cheese." Kiera laughed: that was her vote. "Nobody gurl, I guess you mean Petra--Kiera, Hermony, Petra. Petra, you're out of here!"

"What? Why?" Petra asked, but Voldemort had already grabbed her, kicking and screaming, and thrown her off the roof to her doom. EVeryone gasped, some with greif for Petra, some worrying for their own lives. Only one thing was certain. It was Sue or be killed.

A/N: OK, this is my other gameshow, by special request of Adri, who had better review this or else! JK LOL