The new scramble for Africa

by Jeffery Francois

The western powers were invited to a conference in Berlin to talk about how they were going to colonize Africa and who gets which part of Africa. Meanwhile, the Africans were just having a normal day until something happens. (By the way, it is in the form of Polandball.)

[2081]

[Meanwhile in Africa...]

Once upon a time, there were a group of Africans who were just being together talking.

"Yay, another great day," said Nigeria.

"Well, nothing ever good happens here," Benin replied.

"Yes, we Africans can go into so many famines, corruption, poverty, and shit..." Ethiopia told the other Africans.

And then suddenly, the European powers (U.K., France, Portugal, Italy, Spain, Belgium, and Germany), as well as the United States comes in and colonizes the countries.

"What the fuck Europe and America?!" The Africans yelled at them.

Then afterward, the Europeans and America grabbed the Africans put them in the bags.

"My bag is full, and I'm off chaps," the U.K. told the other Europeans and America.

"Great, the only country I need is... LIBERIA! Come on Liberia, I will give you freedom and democracy," America told Liberia.

"Non, Je has more land than Angleterre, even though it is mostly desert..." France tried to reply to the U.K.

"Ja, Ich love all my new colonies, expect Nambia..." Germany openly expressed himself.

"Eu off, my fellow Europeans and America..." Portugal told the other Europeans and America.

"Ja, Ik got mon Congo again! Congo, now your going to work for me!" Belgium yelled happily in an evil way at the Congo.

"Oye, sorry Me late guys..." Spain told the other Europeans and America. "I'll just get what was left over, which is Western Sahara and Equatorial Guinea..." Spain replied to himself.

"Oh, merda, Ho only have 3 African countries captured, I need more!" Italy told to himself.

Then after all the Europeans (except Italy) and America left Italy sees Ethiopia over by the distance, so Italy approaches Ethiopia and attempts to capture him and says this: "Hey, you there, are you trying to escape from me?!" Italy asked Ethiopia in a very, very serious manner.

"Son, I am..." Italy tried to talk to Ethiopia but gets shot in the face by him.

"I have guns as well!" Ethiopia replied to Italy as he shot him.

[2135]

"Yay, Ethiopia was the only country never colonized by Western powers!" Ethiopia told himself happily.

Then Italy was behind Ethiopia, and then Italy soon captures Ethiopia.

The End.